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Gym speech

It seems dangerous, but it is safe.

"Can you stop practicing?"

Telling people not to practice directly sounds reckless, which reminds me of what my mother often said to me, "If you can't read, don't read, learn a craft as soon as possible, and that's it for life!" (Friends who have the same experience can enter the "truth" in the comment area)

But in the fitness circle, the logic is not like this. The context of this sentence is: You are much better than me. Please stop practicing. There is absolutely no way to keep up with you. I have lost hope of fitness. I want to cut off the fitness card and throw away the protein powder. I don't want to practice.

This sentence is equivalent to "I don't want to practice".

This is an advanced licking strategy, which emphasizes that the other person actually doesn't know where to go through his own psychology. What a surprise. This turned out to be a compliment.

"Did you take your medicine?"

For outsiders, this is absolutely impossible to say. You are likely to lose a fitness friend, also known as the sprayer. But in the circle, especially the face-to-face communication between muscle friends, this is often a high compliment.

Do you suspect that a man without training traces is taking drugs?

Don't! Even if it is used, it is useless.

Then why do you suspect me of taking drugs?

Because I have big muscles! Grow up quickly!

"Did you take your medicine?" It looks strange on the surface, full of lemon flavor. In fact, it is to give you an irrelevant hat. Your muscles are surprisingly large, as if you have taken off from the human limit.

Seemingly dull but actually dark dialogue.

These words are usually strange.

"I'll warm up first."

That sounds normal. Isn't it just warming up?

Often going to the gym will always make some unfamiliar friends in it, and training with partners is also common.