What are the funny jokes of talk show master Yu Hua?

His funny jokes include: I was deliberately two hours late for work at the cultural center on the first day. As a result, I found myself the first to come to work, and I think this place is the right place. The biggest influence on me is that I have to work eight hours a day and go to work on time every day. The two of us often look at each other through the gap between the two cabinets and feel very bad. Writing requires a lot of physical strength. Fortunately, I am five years younger than him, so I don't have to run. On the day when the college entrance examination scores came down, I played in the street with two classmates. Our teacher stopped us with a little excitement. He said that the college entrance examination scores had come down.