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Your best friend invites you to tear up mistress. Will you go (if your best friend asks you to catch mistress)?

Wen/Qing Qing Yi Nuo

If your best friend asks you to catch mistress, will you go?

this question is too simple, of course! Gossip, hot, and at the same time, it can reflect the deep feelings of sisters, so there is no reason not to go.

And if the star is asked this question in the program, you need to consider the language. Going or not going may be interpreted differently.

When Miriam Yeung was asked this question, her answer was: Go and have a look!

well, being idle is also idle. it's good to see the world!

Although this answer was teased by He Jiong, Ma Dong and others at the scene, it was also interpreted by her, and it was a scene where she stood by and watched the excitement while knocking on melon seeds.

if you think about it carefully, this answer is perfect!

first of all, you won't be scolded.

If she answers, she won't go. It is estimated that no matter how rationally she analyzes, she may be interpreted as cold-blooded.

mistress has become a public enemy of society. No matter whether men or women know each other or not, as long as it is determined that the other party has destroyed other people's marriage, everyone can shout and fight.

do you feel sorry for mistress? Do you support Xiao San's behavior of destroying other people's families? You are a mistress yourself! Besides, it's your own best friend who got hurt. It seems that it's really a plastic sisterhood.

so, no, this answer can't be said.

secondly, it is entertaining.

since we're going, it's worth talking about how to get there.

to go and see is to make it clear that you will go, but it is hard to say what you will do. You can neither call people a bitch, nor put them in the same camp as the original match and their girlfriends who beat up the mistress in the street.

This answer not only has an attitude, but also is entertaining.

Is any program that asks stars such questions really just want to know the answer? Of course not.

What is the answer? It's not absolute. What's important is whether the answer has a stalk. Only a stalk can create a topic, rush to hot search and create high ratings.

Miriam Yeung's answer perfectly illustrates this point. Her ability to be serious and funny depends not only on speaking, but on speaking.

Back to the current entertainment circle, some stars, because of inappropriate words, offended people and didn't know it, and were scolded for their low emotional intelligence, which even led to cyber violence.

And some stars, because of their quick response and humorous language, are not only favored by all kinds of programs, but also praised by netizens.

I have to say that in the entertainment circle, acting is one thing, and the art of speaking is also very important.

Have a sense of right and wrong, and know what to say and what not to say.

During the live broadcast of Tong Zhuo, he used some means to change the previous students into new students. At present, the Ministry of Education has been involved in the investigation. He himself has publicly apologized and applied to his alma mater, the Central Academy of Drama, for revocation of his degree.

To be honest, when the incident just happened, it is estimated that many people didn't know that there was such an actor named Tong Zhuo in the entertainment circle. His remarks directly made his popularity reach its peak, and he was even named and commented by People's Daily.

It can be said that his career in the entertainment circle has come to an end.

At this moment, no matter those people who use means for him or passers-by, there is only one evaluation of his words and deeds: is this a fool?

doesn't he even have a basic view of right and wrong?

The operation of changing the former students into the new students destroys the fairness of the college entrance examination and hurts the hearts of thousands of students who rush to the college entrance examination. It is shameless enough to have done something wrong, and he can proudly show off to the public what he thinks.

When he finished his remarks and was criticized by netizens for "taking advantage of loopholes", he didn't realize his own problems, and even complained that it was difficult to be an artist and he was not free to speak.

He may have misunderstood the definition of freedom, and the problem behind this remark will be investigated even if it is not said by the artist.

Although fraud in the college entrance examination has always occurred, even if it is strictly investigated, it is absolutely wrong, and once it happens, it will definitely be investigated to the end. There is no doubt about this.

There is no such basic concept of right and wrong. It is only a matter of time before you stumble in an industry that attracts public attention.

There is a limit, and you can't go too far for people or entertainment.

Yesterday, Wu Qihua apologized and went on a hot search because he said something wrong.

in a program, Kenneth Ma said that while filming in the mainland, he was lured by the actress of the same crew to give him the room number, but he refused. Later, Wu Qihua continued to reveal that a mainland actress distributed room numbers to the whole cast, and that the actress was beautiful and a heartthrob, and everyone knew many cast members in the mainland.

many netizens commented that this situation must be a fact, but it was just exploded. Then why is everyone blaming Wu Qihua, but not Kenneth Ma?

What Kenneth Ma said, at least, stated something he encountered, which can be understood as exposing an uncivilized phenomenon in the circle.

What Wu Qihua said, in his later apology, was said to be hearsay from the past. Of course, netizens with good things didn't buy it, and they started to associate with it one after another, so many female stars lay down their guns one after another, which triggered a battle between fans and netizens.

In fact, this is the danger of breaking the news. Talking about an actress's moral character openly, even if it is a fact, should not be said at all, because it will damage the reputation of many innocent actresses.

What's more, it's no exaggeration to say that his remarks are hearsay. He can say that he has been given a room number, and even several people he knows have been given it. The whole crew was distributed this matter. How did he know about it? Maybe the whole crew held a meeting the next day to discuss how many people received it, and finally reached an agreement that everyone received it?

in that case, it is obviously an exaggeration.

At present, many variety shows invite several stars to join them at the same time. As one of them, if he can't say something very eye-catching, he is likely to be robbed of the camera by other actors, or directly skipped by the host. After the program is finished, he becomes a soy sauce player.

Therefore, in order to increase their sense of existence and create attractive topics, it is the routine operation of many non-A-list stars. However, if they don't master the degree well, they will get a title with low emotional intelligence. What's more, an open apology letter may not be able to eliminate it.

It's easy to solve tricky problems with stems

Yang Mi's position in the entertainment circle today is inseparable from her sober mind and astute ability to deal with problems.

To participate in Xiao S's program, Xiao S asked if she could add WeChat. Her eyes were shining and she asked Xiao S: Is that all right?

Xiao S said of course. You are so red. Yang Mi said innocently, but you are redder than me!

In a word, not only did Xiao S feel very happy, but the audience also marveled. This sentence "of course", if Yang Mi said it himself when Xiao S asked Yang Mi, the effect would be greatly reduced.

She responded more tactfully, but more truly, expressing her idea of having more respect for each other and wanting to be their WeChat friends.

Venus's question is more incisive than that of Xiao S. She asked Yang Mi, who used the knife the most among her, Liu Yifei, Eva Huang and Wang Luodan?

At that time, the four of them were collectively called the Four Little Hua Dan. Not to mention that several of them were very influential, it was sensitive enough to openly talk about the cosmetic problems of female stars.

Yang Mi said without hesitation, of course it's me. I gave birth to a baby. This answer, in the words of Venus, is perfect.

You want to ask about plastic surgery, and you used the word "moving knife", so I will directly use caesarean section to answer your moving knife. Not only answered the question, but also blocked the other person's question perfectly, and could not continue to ask.

In the entertainment circle, you will inevitably face all kinds of interviews. Asking these questions is the routine of the program, and how to answer such questions is the cultivation of each actor.

In order not to offend people, it is certainly safest not to answer, which will be very boring and not entertaining. It is more difficult to really solve the problem of the host with ease, and at the same time, it can be stalked and entertaining, which is simply more difficult than tempering acting skills.

It can create a topic and ease the embarrassment

He Jiong teased Guo Qilin in a variety show, saying that he participated in three programs after the year, and all three met Guo Qilin.

Indeed, Guo Qilin, who got off the cross talk stage, has become a little prince of variety shows, and all kinds of variety shows are willing to invite him.

In a few words, he modestly poked fun at the problem of his father and son's low academic qualifications. He was humorous without losing his dignity. In this kind of program, his academic qualifications are his biggest shortcoming, and it is also the easiest for netizens to attack him. Once this is said, it is unnecessary for netizens to come to such programs to scold him because of his low academic qualifications.

Guo Qilin's greatest skill, besides humor, is that he can create suitable topics in an embarrassing atmosphere and promote the program.

In The Life I yearn for, Guo Qilin and Sha Yi, Zhou Xun and Tao Hong sat together chatting. Obviously, at that time, several people really didn't know what to say. Tao Hong looked helplessly at Zifeng Zhang and Zhang Jingyi, who were swinging next to them, saying that a little girl was a beautiful life, and Sha Yi and Zhou Xun echoed that it was good to be young.

But this topic can't be discussed in the future. They may not know much about the two little girls. At this time, Guo Qilin sighed: I can't have a daughter in the future.

This sentence has successfully aroused the interest of others, who have been asking questions one after another. Later, the topic was instantly opened and the atmosphere became lively, from not letting the lip-service swindler cheat the daughter away, to what kind of daughter-in-law he was looking for, and to the request of his father Degang Guo to choose a daughter-in-law.

In front of several seniors, Guo Qilin's optional topics are actually quite limited. This self-concept is not only respectful, but also a topic for parents Sha Yi and Tao Hong. No wonder he is liked by many seniors.

Of course, various variety shows prefer such actors.

Many netizens like to use emotional intelligence to describe whether a star speaks appropriately. It seems that it is the charm of language, but in fact, it is the embodiment of a person's comprehensive quality, just like Tong Zhuo, who is misbehaving. Even if he talks again, he will be exposed sooner or later.

The more flowers bloom, the more people who practice well inside and outside, and the more they can stand out.

In today's entertainment circle, it seems that there are more and more channels to enter, and it is getting easier and easier, but the requirements for people's character are actually getting stricter and stricter. Counting the stars that have disappeared in recent years, no matter how big you are, how much influence you have, and your words and deeds are constant, you have to go.

In today's entertainment circle, if you want to stand tall, you must learn to behave correctly first, and if you want to have a long career, you'd better enhance the charm of language.