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What skills do I need to learn to work in Japan?

What skills do I need to learn to work in Japan? Studying in Japan is growing up, but also bitter! turn

Carsick, very dizzy. When I walked out of Fukuoka International Airport with my suitcase, I realized that I was really far away from my mother, and I really had to face this strange world, and my heart was uneasy.

At this time of spring, when Beppu cherry blossoms are in full bloom, I report to the university in Beppu. It takes nearly two hours to drive from Fukuoka International Airport to Beppu. This is a very small city, located in Oita Prefecture, Kitakyushu. My university is a famous university in Japan, but compared with the famous universities in China, the campus is not large. The school is located on a hill. Through the teaching building, you can see the rolling lush mountains. On one side of the mountain is an endless sea. The scenery and air are good.

Passed out for several days. Admission registration, registration, dormitory arrangement, foreigner landing card, student card, bank card, etc. Hehe, I was so confused and busy that I didn't care about homesickness.

The first feeling of going to Japan is that everything is expensive! It is worryingly expensive. I am used to changing what I want to buy into RMB, which is a shock! Then I can't bear to buy or eat. After a few days, people couldn't stand it, and later forced themselves not to convert. Next, I find out whether I have enough money with me. After the calculation, I felt a sense of crisis. This is the first time in my life that I feel the crisis of survival. What if I have no money and can't work? Do I have to live in bridge opening if I can't pay the rent? I'm not afraid of jokes. I brought a military blanket when I came to Japan to live in bridge opening. ) Do I have to go home if I can't pay my tuition in the second year? That's a terrible feeling. Some people say that when people live in the world, the first thing that helps us stand up is our parents, and the second thing that makes us stand up is disaster. My present situation, in my short career of more than 20 years, is a disaster.

After class, I started desperately looking for a job. My school is on the hill, and the traffic is very inconvenient. Every time I go down the mountain to find a job, the bus fare is not a small sum. In this small city, a few workplaces are occupied by senior students.

I have passed the second level of Japanese in China, and I think there is no problem with the living language, which is far from the actual situation. Looking for a job is just two sentences. Ask one more question and people will be dumbfounded. I am even more blind in my class. One of the courses is Japanese history, which is full of traditional Chinese characters of China's old imperial calendar, with completely different pronunciations. I don't know anything after a class. I can't eat or sleep, and my mouth is full of bubbles after a few days. When I calm down at night, all I can think about is what to do. I have a headache and I haven't come up with any good ideas.

I know that I must be strong at this time, and the road ahead is still long and difficult, and I can only rely on myself. When I left the airport, my mother brushed my forehead hair with her hand, touched my cheek and said, be brave. I smiled at her, maybe it was too sad. I saw her eyes suddenly red. Take care! I said, and then I turned around and never looked back. Now I think of the scene that day and feel that I am still very strong.

Just arrived in Japan, a stranger. According to the address provided by my friend in Tokyo, I visited a Japanese friend who lives in Kyushu Island and Beppu City, Oita Prefecture, where I will go to school. His name is Ayo Tuk, Ayo is his family name, and the word "Tuk" is added to his single name.

I called him in advance and made an appointment to meet him. That was the first time we met. As soon as we met, he said, I didn't expect you to be a beautiful young man! Huh? I was surprised and immediately smiled. This is a word to describe a girl! This is the first time I have laughed so happily since I arrived in Japan. Mr Xiao Ye is about 60 years old. He is a small old man with kind eyes. He bowed to everyone and bowed endlessly. He is a typical Japanese old man, and his greatest feature is his understanding.

According to his arrangement, we washed the hot springs together, then went to a small restaurant to eat sushi, and finally came to his house. His wife, a younger Japanese old lady, received me warmly. Later, I learned that Japanese people generally don't let strangers into their homes. I don't know the living habits and rules of the Japanese, so he teaches them one by one, such as taking off your shoes when entering the house, where to put your hands when eating, how to greet people when you meet them, and so on. Up to now, he has told me everything I know about life in Japan.

Later, he said, call home. Hearing this, my face turned red with excitement. I haven't called home since I arrived in Japan, but I can't bear to buy a phone card. He wrote down my phone number and began to dial from the home phone. It's through! He smiled and nodded to me, and then said into the microphone: Hello! Oh, my god How dare Mr. Xiao Ye say "Hello" in Chinese! I quickly picked up the receiver. Ah, it's mom! I'm so excited that tears are coming out! I quickly reported peace and reassured my family that I was calling from a Japanese friend's house. Mom also said that there will be Japanese friends so soon. I am very proud to hear this news. This phone call is very important to me and my family. I dare not say more, so I put down the phone without saying a few words. I am very grateful to Mr. Xiao Ye, who said many words of thanks. He smiled and said, don't bother, just thank you.

He learned that my ancestral home was in the north, and after arriving in Japan, he didn't eat for various reasons, so he came to see me in the school dormitory with a bag of rice and some fruits and vegetables. At noon, we cooked together in my dormitory (in order to study in Japan, I specially took time to learn cooking at home), and I cooked several Chinese dishes in succession (I am usually frugal and never cook much). He always praised me for my good cooking and said it was a pity that there was no wine. Oh, I'm really ashamed. In fact, there is no suitable seasoning, and several dishes are just so-so.

So far, I have visited Mr Ayno whenever I have time, and brought him and his wife some tea, wine, silk and other gifts from China. He was the first friend I made after I arrived in Japan, and I forgot to make friends. His teaching also benefited me a lot. For example, if you study and live in Japan, you must first pass the language barrier, otherwise nothing will be discussed, including work. This is an obvious truth. Besides working hard in class, we should be familiar with the environment around the school, including teachers and classmates, especially Japanese students. We should try our best to get close to them, make friends with them, understand their living habits and ways of thinking and improve our spoken English. Without these basic conditions, it is difficult for you to find a job; If you have entered the school, you must settle down and have the ambition to finish your studies in this school; As far as I know, 70% of the students in the school, including some Japanese students, work in Beppu City to earn money to maintain their studies. Although the urban area is far from the school, commuting takes time, but the main part of living expenses, room and meals, are much cheaper than those in big cities, and tuition fees are less than those in universities in big cities, which will save a lot of money. It was Mr. Ou's encouragement that kept me from being discouraged. Through Arnold's words, I also learned a lot of Japanese sense of crisis. For example, primary school students in Japan are told that Japan has no natural resources and will struggle for survival when they grow up; Where you can use your brain, the Japanese will never give up the opportunity to use it; Even after the economic development, Japan has been living in a state of fear that others will surpass itself, and so on.

After three months, I ran into a wall everywhere, but my money with me gradually decreased and my mood was much heavier. I still haven't found a job after a semester, but my Japanese has improved greatly.

On the second day of the summer vacation, I set foot on a boat to Osaka and took a bus from Osaka to Kyoto. I didn't expect it to be so difficult to find a job in a big city like Kyoto. Because it is a holiday, many students in Kyoto are looking for jobs. I have thoroughly studied the map of Kyoto and traveled all over the streets, even where there are public toilets.

It was really a sunny day, and perhaps my unquestionable attitude made the old woman in the Japanese aquatic product shop give in. After hearing my purpose, she immediately said, "We don't want foreigners. We have no experience in dealing with foreigners. " Very firm attitude.

I grew up at a glance. I have been in Kyoto for several days, and I have spent a lot of money on travel and accommodation. I anxiously sent her a series of rapid-fire shots: "You will never have an experience without foreigners! I am young, I can do anything, just deliver the goods, no problem! I can drive a bike, a motorcycle and a car. Actually, I can't drive. It is easier for foreigners to work than you Japanese. We are strangers. We can't be slippery. In addition, I am a student who just came to Japan. I work hard to pay for next semester's tuition. If I don't do well, I'm afraid to let my boss resign. How can I not do it well? " I speak Japanese so fluently that even I am surprised.

She stared at me, shook her head and smiled. After a few quarrels, she gave in: "Why don't you try first? Pay 850 yen per hour and manage a meal at noon, just like other shop assistants. Note, look at this. " She brought a piece of paper and I pretended to sneak out of it. I didn't quite understand, and said, "No problem, please take care of it in the future!" " "In this way, after I came to Japan, I found my first job in an aquatic product shop in Kyoto.

My daily job is to deliver live fish to sushi restaurants and restaurants in Kyoto. As soon as the phone rang, the boss told me what fish to pack and how much to pack, then put it in the water tank and send it away according to the address. I rode a motorcycle around the street, with a high water tank behind me, which turned the ancient city of Kyoto enough. Sometimes it is necessary to send several stores at a time, and the number of account addresses must not be wrong. Every time you go back to the store, you should say loudly, "I'm back!" " "Lunch takes turns, and it's everyone's turn to say loudly," Sorry, I'll eat first! " "Once I spoke in a low voice, and the boss didn't want to say," No, others can't hear me. You must say it out loud. " It was awkward at first, but it's good to find out slowly, at least to let everyone know what everyone is doing. Just get used to it. Do as Romans do in Rome.

The boss is good to me because I am familiar with the delivery route and trust me. Sometimes I was asked to bring back hundreds of thousands of yen, which soon gave me more working time and time. You can often get some very fresh sashimi comfort when you eat at noon. These foods in the supermarket are very expensive, and it is mainly students like me who look at the fish and sigh.

The Japanese who work in the shop are all middle-aged and elderly people. They appreciated my diligence, gave me gifts and invited me to eat sushi. "Are all the boys in China as handsome as you?" Their questions embarrassed me a little.

In fact, ordinary Japanese people live a hard life, and an old man is still working hard at the age of 70. In order to support their families and pay the huge housing loan that cannot be paid off until retirement, they have to struggle on the short road of life. I think, although the Japanese professionalism has created huge material wealth, the price paid is also huge. I am deeply touched by this lifestyle.

Once, I delivered goods on a noisy street by bike, thinking about which hotel to send. Suddenly, a very familiar song floated over, and my heart trembled and tears came to my eyes. I stopped and looked a little trance, as if I were in an ancient town in China. That's a China song: Let's go, people should learn to grow up by themselves. Let's go, let's go, life will inevitably experience painful struggles. "Familiar melody, familiar lyrics, as if my nerves were gently touched by it, it touched my heart and aroused my memories. Only then did I find that singing this song before was disease-free, and now I understand the true meaning of the lyrics. I think this may be the mood of overseas travelers far from home.

There is a little girl in the aquatic product store where I work. She looks much younger than me and looks smart. She often hides behind the cook and smiles and peeks at me curiously. Later I learned that she was the boss's daughter named Ye Zi. She walks with a gust of wind, which is cool and fragrant.

Once it rained heavily, and I was soaked through when I delivered the goods. Back in the locker room, I saw that Yaya took a towel and hesitated to hand it to me. I didn't answer, so I turned and went into the dressing room. I saw her disappointed eyes as soon as I entered the door. I quickly looked for her everywhere, often "meeting by chance", and even met her at the sushi restaurant where I delivered the goods, but she stopped greeting me. I'm relieved. No, I'm numb. How cool it feels to have a beautiful Japanese MM chasing after you! But I am really not in the mood! I am well aware of my present situation. A student who even has problems eating has no time, energy or money to chase girls. I am too tired to work every day for tuition and living expenses. Every evening, looking at a pair of white hands, looking at the extremely humble room where I live and looking at the beautiful and luxurious night view of Kyoto outside the window, I feel particularly sad. At that time, I became strong and rational. Through part-time, I learned about Japanese corporate culture, which is to knock people down first and watch his reaction coldly. If you can still get an erection, you are a talent, and premature ejaculation is a pustule.

At noon, when everyone is eating, I will take the initiative to talk to her politely. People often laugh at my Japanese mistakes, and then they teach me how to speak very patiently. Slowly, my Japanese level improved, and I became familiar with Ye Zi. I found that she is a simple and naive girl with a gentle voice. She is a humble and virtuous traditional Japanese girl, different from the unconventional, crazy and gaudy modern girl I met in Japanese universities. The delivery came back late, and she often brought me meals. Those uncles and aunts booed: "China handsome boy, eat more!"

Ye Zixiao pursed her mouth and looked like a lady. But I'm still not interested. I just think she's cute! Hehe, it seems that she is my little sister. But only I know that Yezi became my first Japanese heterosexual friend when I was lonely to the end. In this strange world, the care of leaves is almost my only comfort.

Ask self-funded international students what is the most bitter and unbearable thing, that is, relying on others, which is the pressure formed by such a life. You have to work hard for high tuition and living expenses, and such pressure will accompany you 24 hours a day. Some students have been here for several years and can't get rid of this psychological pressure. As long as you stay in Japan for one day, you have to endure it for one day.

In Kyoto, I met a China boy from Xi 'an who was still studying in a language school. He is two years younger than me. I haven't found a job for half a year because I can't speak Japanese. He said he was running out of money, and eating was a problem. He may attend the opening ceremony of the bridge next week. I was worried about him, thinking that school would start soon anyway, so I introduced him to replace me. He thanked me and said, "Good buddy, I'll invite you to Kyoto again!" " "

During the shift change, the owner of the aquatic product shop thoughtfully asked me if I would come back. I said, "The students in China should all be good, and the student I introduced may be even better than * * * *! Don't worry, boss! " The boss said, "Let's go drinking together when you come back!" " "I readily promised. They, the most basic Japanese, are the kind of people who are willing to simplify their complex mentality into simplicity. I like them. I have gained a lot from coming to Kyoto this time, followed by income, mainly by making some good friends.

School is about to start. I'm leaving. I didn't see Ye Ye on the day I left Kyoto, and I don't know where she went. I feel very lost, as if I had lost something. I said to myself, "Goodbye, Kyoto! Goodbye, Ye Zi! " It doesn't matter. I really didn't know what to say to her when I left.

On the boat back to Beppu, I found a letter, several cans of drinks, and a small dark blue Japanese door curtain, which was divided into three pieces and embroidered with Bai Lianhua's design. There is a photo of Ye in the letter. She stood at the gate of the aquatic product store with a sad face, as if she had just taken it. The letter is written in Chinese, stroke by stroke, very serious. The full text is as follows: Hello, beautiful brother China! We got help. Thank you very much for your work. My parents like you. Everyone thanks you. I send gifts and photos. Kyoto's specialty juice, please drink it. The Japanese curtain was made by my mother by hand. Please use them. Although you are in Japan, it doesn't matter. I'm glad that you can speak Japanese fluently. I believe you survived strongly. I hope you can see the smile on your face. Good-looking. Please come to Kyoto when you have the chance. I'm glad to know you. Miss your leaves.

My eyes are moist, thank you, a Japanese girl who met by chance. I always think that love in this world is illusory and intangible. People always like to pursue the stars shining in the boundless sky in the dark, full of fantasy and longing, but in fact, all they get is tears. Love is extravagant and hurtful to me at this moment. Only life, in other words, only living is necessary.

After a rough ride, I finally returned to Beppu. Of course, the mood at this time suddenly relaxed a lot, perhaps because I finally returned to my familiar place. At the moment, I'm already sleepy in bed, but my mind is still remembering those days in Kyoto ... Well, that's it! I'm going to bed. Tomorrow and beyond is still a long day. In order to return to our motherland and mother at an early date, we must continue to work hard. Well, good night!

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