What are some interesting homophonic allegorical sayings?

Nephew playing lanterns or (uncle) Confucius moving are all losses (books)

Tofu mixed with onion: one green and two white.

Just wear shoes without an awl.

Glaciers begin to freeze in April.

Blow the horn through the door.

Does nephew play lanterns or (uncle)

What Kong and his son did was a complete failure (book).

Tofu mixed with onion: one green and two white.

Just wear shoes without an awl.

Glaciers begin to freeze in April.

Blow the horn through the door.

Straw hat sellers should pay attention to the poles. (Grab the rope)

Brother is not at home, come on (sister-in-law)

It is unlucky for the rain to hit Huangmei's head.

Didn't talk about half a grain of cotton (no bullets)

Bald men are lawless with umbrellas.

Shorty transition peace of mind (submerged heart)

Interesting homophonic fable joke

Interesting homophonic fable joke

1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

2, it rains heavily-the war is big; Easy come, easy go.

3, hide from the rain and hide in the city god temple-damn it

4, bald hat-first place; Shouyiming

5, Yin De-bureaucratic AIRS (device)

6. Standing on a bamboo tube-emptiness

7. A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise-how do you know your luck?

8. Couples on stage-nominally

9. Rabbits eat twist-it's crisp.

10, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

1 1. There is a sore on the mouse's tail-how much pus and blood?

12, the blind put out the fire-Hu was beaten

13, plum blossom painting in the snow-dog feet

14, hanging lanterns on the wheat field-the same (field)

15, watching the fire on the stage-the hot air heated the fire.

16, crooked mouth blowing trumpet-an evil (oblique) gas

17, the bomb shop caught fire-no talking (bomb)

18, the mouse fell into the boiling water pot-died.

19, foxes quarrel-a group of Hu (foxes) words

20, eunuchs don't call eunuchs-too cheap (prison)

2 1, the pig woman ate chlamydia-ate it herself; Self bite

22, big head maggot arch grinding-in vain

23, stuffy people do things-create dark energy.

24, selling bean jelly in winter-I don't know the time.

25, horns against water chestnut-a pair of traitors

26. The old monk lived in a cave-nothing (no temple).

27, three dollars to buy a riding kua (cross)

28. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

29, buy a speaker airtight-solid (stone) heart.

30. Cook tofu with pickles-needless to say (salt).

3 1, Huozi drinks rice soup-shameless (indecent)

32, bald monk-not afraid to catch braids

33. The dwarf climbed the mountain step by step.

34. broom behind the door-pick up dirty things to do.

35. The executioner burns incense-false compassion; Fake charity

36. Singing on the homesickness platform-I don't know the ghost of death.

37, the tortoise's ass-(tortoise) rules

38. Kongming's Empty Plan-Saving the Day

39. Meet me on New Year's Day morning-hello, I'm fine.

40. The ship leaves Hong Kong-layman

4 1, the bald man turns around (picks) the flower arrangement on the skin.

42. Eat too much salt-talk idle (salty).

43, small bald hat-the first name (picture name)

44, dog legs into the village-neighbors.

45, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

46, dwarf cart-can't catch up; No company

47, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

48. Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

49, two generations of widows-no kung fu

50, three rooms don't open the door-monster (house)

5 1, 2 1 day no chicken-bad guy

52. Broom hanging on the ass-Hao Wei (tail) is big.

53. A scholar meets a soldier-the reason is unknown.

54. Yangko dancing on the cliff-I'm so happy.

55. The mouse got into the corner-waiting to die.

56. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.

57. Guandi Temple worships Guanyin-the wrong door.

58, pig eight quit lun guy-a rake.

59. Playing with an axe in front of Luban-as blind as a bat.

60. Play the lute to a cow-in vain

6 1, the Monkey King's golden hoop-follow one's inclinations.

62. Chrysanthemum meets drizzle in September-a little token of my appreciation.

63, a thousand miles to build a long shed-no banquet will come to an end.

64, nephew looking for grandma's house-save (uncle)

65. Hua Dan on the stage-picturesque.

66. Wu Dalang caught him-beyond his power; Anti kill

67. The snipe competes with the clam, and the fisherman gains.

68. Crabs crossing the street-bullying people

69. Worship the heavens and the earth with your child in your arms-double happiness.

70. Ancestral leather clothing-inside and out

7 1. Paddle paste on the face-taut

72, low plate and-the deeper the plate.

73. Two more hits-that's right.

74, Wang Xifeng housekeeper-disaster.

75, fingernail palm on the knee-too far from the point (hoof)

76, Dragon Boat Festival dumplings-angular.

77, pig eight quit to brag-big mouth brag

78, kaleidoscope-ever-changing

79. Chicks fight-bicker; Douzui

80, three dollars to buy a riding boast (cross)

8 1, Rats in the Library-Eating Books

82. The knives and guns on the stage are fake.

83. Cut tofu with a kitchen knife-both sides glow.

84. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

85, Wu Dalang in the world-no one can guarantee.

86. A Jin Baihe fell into the sea-a day without a head.

87, enemies meet-particularly jealous

88. It's difficult to ride a tiger-I can't help myself.

89. The blind man heard the dog barking-there was a door.

90, grinding the mound-solid (stone) heart.

9 1, seagulls in the Pacific Ocean-bold

92, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.

93, the spoon on the throat-Tao (Tao) gas.

May 6, 1994 Ai-out of date

95, lame ass-crooked ways

96, pig eight quit to marry a wife-wishful thinking

In 1997, San Qian bought a donkey with money-Boasting Ride.

98. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.

99. The land is called the God of the City God-God is almost (called) its God.

100, bald head and hat-first place; Shouyiming

Interesting classic homophonic xiehouyu

Knock melon seeds, knock bedbugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Lights and drums.-I don't want to (Silence).

Crutches at intersections-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Chatting at the salt shop-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The freighter is out of the sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

Set off firecrackers in the well-everything happens for a reason. (with a round sound).

An old hen has an empty nest-it's not easy. (No eggs).

Eat ginseng-spare. (added).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

Lead a sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

Crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

Sleeping in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

The Tang Priest's Book-Serious. A true sutra

Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

Seven Immortals River, the birthday girl-there is no road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard that for a long time. (nine articles).

Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Braids in the back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

The stove turned over-what bad luck. (Pour coal).

The rice cooker is smoking-it's a muddle. The rice is burnt.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

Blow the horn from the window-it's famous. (singing outside).

The dragon god was moved.-awesome. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

Buried in an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.

The tortoise solved the problem-rules. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-it must be noisy. I'm going to explode.

Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (install wind).

Sung river's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

The old lady went to the henhouse.-idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home.-Come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hit Huangmei's head-bad luck. (pour plums).

Half cotton.-no way. (bullet-free)

Bald man holding an umbrella-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

A short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

The toilet is still stone, which caused public anger. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

A scholar lost his towel bag. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

The blunt knife broke the bamboo. (it won't ring).

Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you. What a big duster.

The most interesting homophonic xiehouyu

The most interesting homophonic xiehouyu

1, Li Kui jy wields an axe-threats and inducements.

2. A two-headed snake bites both sides

3, sleep in the coffin and reach out-die for money.

4. Zhang Fei asked Li Kui jy-black to hack.

5, the bees in spring-restless

6. The monk changed his bald head-the same.

7. Cannons shoot birds in the forest-dispersed in a hubbub (boom)

8, pig eight quit licking pig's trotters-forgot his name; mutilate oneself

9, the second small shoulder beam-top this.

10, the couple quarreled-it often happens; It doesn't matter.

1 1, Sanmao rubbing rope-so thin.

12, skinning cuttlefish-a pair of black hearts.

13, dumb donkey saw-it hurts.

14, ox horn versus water chestnut-a pair of traitors

15, young monk chanting-unintentional mouth.

16, blind people climb mountains-I don't know the height.

17, Pig Bajie 36 changed-not nice.

18, Zhuge Liang borrowed an arrow from the straw boat-he couldn't pay it back if he borrowed it.

19, upstairs in los ice-can only stand aside.

20, the whirlwind of winter-can't be a climate.

2 1, library property-all lost (books)

22. There is no tiger in the mountain-the monkey is the king.

23. The tip of the oil mill-specially made.

24, the Tang Priest's mind-compassion

25, playing with a dragon's tail-old and backward

26, peanuts in the pot-acquaintances (benevolence)

27, answer the phone on horseback-strange smell (riding)

28. Cao Cao eats chicken ribs-it is tasteless to eat, but it is a pity to abandon it.

29. Wang Xifeng plays politics-cleverness is mistaken by cleverness.

30, deaf ears-decoration

3 1, build a long shed thousands of miles away-the banquet will have an end.

32. You have a big brother and a second brother-who are you?

33, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.

34. Zhuge Liang's countermeasures-foresight

35, the top beam bone takes the true soul-scary.

36. Fart in bed-take it all away; Can write (smell) and type (cover)

37, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon-demons and monsters.

38, Song Wu embroidery-bold and cautious.

39. Cicada hidden in a hat-first place (Ming)

40, 1234567—— Forget (Wang) Eight

4 1, weasels line up-all the way to Sao goods.

42, Pig Bajie wears glasses-loaded with sven; Poor elegance

43. Willow in spring-especially near (green)

Wu Dalang is a magistrate of a county-his background is not high.

45. The toad in autumn-the call of a few days.

46, the Monkey King heard the hoops-a headache.

47. Eyes that grow on the top of your head-neither humble nor supercilious; Act as if there is no one else nearby-think highly of yourself and ignore others.

48, the dumb eat Yuan Xiao-you know.

49, Xu Shu into Cao Cao-without saying a word

50, bamboo bow-a kind of strength

5 1, crazy girl telling jokes-Xixi haha

The widow threw the urinal-she has nothing to worry about.

53. Song Wu goes to the store-this family doesn't know this family.

54. Killing rabbits in snowy days-running away for nothing.

55, baldy when the emperor-don't Wang Fa (hair).

56, Li Kui jy ruling-the strong is right.

57. Grasshoppers in autumn-a few days; Jump for a few days.

58, dumb donkey saw-it hurts.

59, horse face stickers-effective

60. Rot three in one nostril-leave a vent.

6 1, Guan Yunchang curettage to cure poison-as if nothing had happened.

62. Signs at intersections-as we all know.

63. Huang Zhong's Challenge-Refusing to Be Old

64. Meet relatives halfway-meet and hate each other late.

65. The blind know that the needle is not in the eye.

Don't rest in May, July and June-a good player.

67. Picking peonies in a hospital bed-longing for flowers.

68. Snakes eat straw-straight neck

69. The dwarf wants to ascend to heaven-I don't know a small place; Delusion; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

70. Toad is at the foot of the bed-struggling to survive.

7 1, foot-binding of Pan Jinlian-smelly goods; Dirty goods

72. Mice and cats sleep together.

73. The mouse fell into the boiling pot-it was hopeless.

74, baldy when the emperor-don't Wang Fa (hair)

75. Broad beans bloom-black heart

76. Boil the ball in the paste pot-you are still angry when you call yourself an asshole.

77. Made by an iron rooster-penniless

78. jiaozi was skinned-revealing the stuffing.

79, the dumb see mother-have nothing to say.

80, cut the mountain flat-many a mickle makes a mickle.

8 1, Guan Gong went to a meeting-cut to the chase.

82. Zhang Fei throws a chicken feather-it is difficult to make it strong.

83. Looking for hoof prints under heavy snow-rare

84. Lu Bu watched the story of Dixin's obsession.

85. Bananas after autumn-a string of them

86. Han Xiangzi plays the flute-extraordinary.

87, drink tofu brain and take toothpicks-in fact, all useless things.

88, Han Xin point soldiers-the more the better.

89. Jia Baoyu became a monk-he who sees through the world of mortals

90. Leading sheep into the photo studio-going abroad (sheep)

9 1, tripterygium wilfordii anger-extraordinary; (of sounds) very loud.

92, the dream wife-want to be eccentric.

93. The hammer hits the rubber-silently.

94. Ask Lin Daiyu to wield an axe-no one can do it.

95. Huang Zhong makes friends-the old man is not old.

96, the couple quarrel-don't convince yourself.

97, pig eight quit into the slaughterhouse-contribute yourself.

98. Zhuge Liang burns incense and plays the piano-mystifying.

99. A tiger bites a brown shark-once is enough.

100, sesame blossoms are increasing.