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When Liu Bei was stationed in Xinye (now Xinye County, Henan Province), he visited "Mr. Water Mirror" Si Mahui. Si Mahui said to him, "Here are Long Fu and Feng Chu." Namely Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong. Later, when Zhuge Liang's good friend Xu Shu met Liu Beishi, he called Zhuge Liang "Wolong" to his face and asked Liu Bei if he would like to meet him. Liu Bei said, "Please bring him here." Xu Shu said, "This person can only be seen by you, not invited. You should be wronged and visit him in person. " Liu Bei's three visits to Zhuge Liang, also known as "three visits to the thatched cottage" by later generations. Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain to help Liu Bei achieve the great cause of the world.

Zhuge Liang's father Zhuge Jue died young, and Zhuge Liang and his brother Zhuge Jun were raised by his uncle Zhuge Xuan. Later, the Han Dynasty appointed Zhu Hao to replace Zhuge Xuan. Fortunately, Zhuge Xuan had an old friendship with Liu Mubiao, the secretariat of Jingzhou, and he took Zhuge Liang with him. After Zhuge Xuan's death, Zhuge Liang and his younger brother studied in the rain in Wollongong, Nanyang. Make friends with Jingzhou celebrities such as Pang Degong and Huang. Huang once said to Zhuge Liang: "Wen Jun chooses his wife; An ugly girl with yellow head and black head, but worthy. " Zhuge Liang agreed to this marriage and married her at once. People at that time regarded it as a joke. At that time, Liu Bei was attached to Liu Biao and stationed in Xinye. Later, Si Mahui said, "Do Confucian scholars and laymen know current events? He who knows the times is a hero. There are Wolong and Feng Chu. Liang was also recommended by Xu Shu. Liu Bei hoped that Xu Shu would lead Liang to see him, but Xu Shu suggested, "This person can see him, but he can't give in. ".The general should be in vain. Liu Bei visited Ge Liang himself after seeing him three times. Zhuge Liang told him about the world's three-point plan, which was later called "Longzhong Dui". Liu Biao died of illness and his second son, Liu Cong, succeeded to the throne. Hearing the news that Cao Cao was going south, he sent messengers to surrender. After learning the news of Fancheng, Liu Bei led the army and civilians to flee to the south. Cao Jun chased Liu Jun in Changbanpo, Dangyang, and Xu Shu's mother was also arrested. Xu Shu had to surrender to Cao Cao, and Liu Bei arrived at Xiakou. Before Sun Quan sent Lu Su to observe the situation, Liang volunteered to ask Sun Quan for help. After arriving in Chaisang, Zhuge Liang met with Sun Quan, and first gave Sun Quan two choices by dichotomy: "If you can compete with China with the people of wuyue, it is better to give up as soon as possible", and the other choice is to provoke him: "If not, why not put the case in the north to do things?" Sun Quan asked Zhuge Liang why Liu Bei didn't surrender. Zhuge Liang raised Liu Bei's status, saying that Liu Bei was upright and would never surrender, to show Sun's determination to Liu Bei. Sun Quan was furious and vowed not to surrender to Cao Cao, but he was also worried about how many troops Liu Bei still had to fight. Zhuge Liang finally analyzed the situation of the two armies. First, he said that there were 10,000 soldiers in the army and Guan Yu's water army, plus more than 10,000 soldiers in Jiangxia, Liu Qifan. Let's talk about Cao Jun's tiredness from afar. He chased Liu Beishi and rode a light bicycle for more than 300 miles a day and night. It is precisely "a spent force can't cross the road"; Moreover, northerners do not learn water warfare, and Jingzhou people are forced to obey Cao Cao, unconvinced; Finally, Cao's defeat is certain. Pei Songzhi believes that before Zhuge Liang lobbied Sun Quan, Lu Su had made political plans for Sun Quan so that he could fight against Cao Cao's interests, and then Sun Quan had accepted Lu Su's political strategy of uniting with Liu Kang Cao. Sun Quan's military choice is not entirely based on Zhuge Liang's diplomatic ability, and this plan is Lu Su. Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu and Lu Su were sent to lead 30,000 water troops to fight against Cao Cao. Zhuge Liang returned to Liu Bei with his army. 1 1 month, Cao Cao was defeated in Battle of Red Cliffs and returned to the north.

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Stories; Of course it's fake. Zhou Yu attacked Coss in Nanjun and was injured by a poisonous arrow. Coss shouted insults before coming to the village, and Zhou Yu pretended to be angry and rushed to the crown to lure Coss to attack the village. Coss was trapped, and Zhou Yu's ambush defeated Coss. Zhuge Liang took the opportunity to capture Nanjun, and Zhou Yu was furious. Sun Quan married his sister to Liu Bei, and Zhou Yu asked Sun Quan to send more beautiful women and put him under house arrest in Wuzhong. Liu Bei used Zhuge Liang's stratagem to lie that Cao Cao attacked Jingzhou and secretly left with Mrs. Sun. Sun Quan and Zhou Yu sent people to kill him. Liu Bei used Zhuge Liang's strategy to ask Mrs. Sun for help, and Mrs. Sun broke up for this. Zhou Yu couldn't catch up, and Liu Bei's soldiers shouted at him, "Zhou Lang's brilliant plan is to protect the world, but he has accompanied his wife and lost his soldiers." Zhou Yu was furious because of Erqi. Zhou Yu lied about attacking Yizhou and trying to get through Jingzhou. Zhuge Liang knew that he really wanted to attack Jingzhou and persuaded Liu Bei to agree. Zhou Yu was overjoyed, and the soldiers came. Zhuge Liang had already waited in Yan Bing, and Zhou Yu was furious because of the three spirits. Zhou Yu died soon. Before he died, he said, "If you were born in, why should you know!" During the period of Empty City Planning and Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang lost his strategic street pavilion because of the misuse of Ma Su. Sima Yi, the general of Wei State, took advantage of the situation and led150,000 troops like Zhuge Liang to flock to Xicheng. At that time, there were no generals around Zhuge Liang, only a group of civil servants and military commanders. Half of the 5,000 troops led by Zhuge Liang went to transport food and grass, leaving only 2,500 soldiers in the city. Everyone was shocked to hear that Sima Yi was coming with troops. Zhuge Liang climbed up the wall to watch and said in a very confident tone, "Don't panic. I can teach Sima Yi to retreat a little. " So Zhuge Liang ordered all the flags to be hidden, and the soldiers stayed where they were. If anyone goes out without permission or makes noise, they will be beheaded immediately. He also taught soldiers to open four city gates, and sent 20 soldiers to dress up as ordinary people above each city gate and sprinkle water to sweep the street. Zhuge Liang put on the crane himself, put on a tall black silk scarf, led two small booksellers, took a piano, went into town and looked at the railing in front of the enemy building, lit incense, and then slowly played the piano, completely assuming a carefree and confident look. Facing thousands of troops, he is not worried at all. Enemy at the Gates and Sima Yi were puzzled when they saw this scene. He knew that Zhuge Liang had always been cautious in using his troops and dared not rashly enter the city, which made the troops retreat forty miles. However, when Sima Yi learned that Xicheng was an empty city, he ordered people to take it back. But he never imagined that Zhuge Liang actually transferred Zhao Yun back, so he retreated hastily.

Zhuge Liang's father Zhuge Xuan Ying died young, and Zhuge Liang and his younger brother Zhuge Jun were raised by his uncle Zhuge Xuan. Later, the Han Dynasty appointed Zhu Hao to replace Zhuge Xuan. Fortunately, Zhuge Xuan had an old friendship with Liu Mubiao, the secretariat of Jingzhou, and he took Zhuge Liang with him. After Zhuge Xuan's death, Zhuge Liang and his younger brother studied in the rain in Wollongong, Nanyang. [1][2][3][4] (The other is Xiangyang Longzhong, for three reasons. First, Longzhong belonged to Nanyang county at that time, but the fact is that Xiangyang Longzhong was located in Nanjun county at that time, not Nanyang county. Nanyang County and Nanjun County are bounded by Hanshui River, and Longzhong, which is located in the south of Hanshui River, is not within the jurisdiction of Nanyang County. [5] [[7][8] Third, when I visited the Caotang, Wancheng belonged to Cao Cao, but according to historical records, when I visited the Caotang, Wancheng belonged to Liu Biao, not Cao Cao, which was based on "The Three Kingdoms Wei Shu Wu Diji No.1" and "The Three Kingdoms Shu Shu Shu Er" In case it changes, you can't regret it "and" In the twelfth year, Cao Gong levied the northern black pill, and the ancestors said that the watch could not be used. " Liu Bei thought that Cao Cao was fighting in the north and Xuchang was empty, so he could attack Cao Cao's base camp, so he suggested that Liu Biao attack Xuchang in the north of Nanyang. Unfortunately, Liu Biao disagreed and did not adopt it. When Zhang Xiu surrendered to Cao Cao, Cao Cao was engaged in the battle of Guandu. At this time, Cao Cao's capture of Wancheng meant declaring war on Liu Biao, and he was caught between Scylla and Charybdis. According to the biography of the Three Kingdoms and Du Chuan, Liu Bei invaded Ye and Liu Biao attacked western Hubei in Jiuzhou Chunqiu, indicating that Wancheng was under Liu Biao's control before Zhuge came out of the mountain. [9]) On weekdays, I like to recite Fu Liang's songs and often compare myself with Guan Zhong and Le Yi. At that time, people didn't pay much attention to his self-evaluation. Only his friends Xu Shu, Cui, Shi Tao believed in his talent. Make friends with Jingzhou celebrities such as Pang Degong and Huang. Huang once said to Zhuge Liang: "Wen Jun chooses his wife; Ugly girls with yellow heads and blackheads, but they are all worth matching. [10] Zhuge Liang agreed to this marriage and married her immediately. At that time, people regarded it as a joke, and there is a proverb in the countryside as proof: "Don't be an obvious wife, you will get an ugly girl." "zh.wikisource/wiki/ longzhongto at that time, liu bei attached to liu biao, station troops in Xinye. Later, when Si Mahui met Liu Bei, he said, "Do Confucian scholars and laymen know current events? He who knows the times is a hero. There are Wolong and Feng Chu. [1 1] "Liang was recommended by Xu Shu, and Liu Bei hoped that Xu Shu would lead him to see him, but Xu Shu suggested," This person can see him, but he can't give in. The general should have left for nothing. [12] After the meeting, Liu Bei told others to avoid him and asked him, "The Han Dynasty is dead, the traitor stole his life, and the Lord is covered with dust. "Loneliness, I want to believe that righteousness is above the world, and my wisdom is short-lived, so I use it wildly. As for today. However, the ambition is not over yet, and you said that the plan will come out? [13] "Zhuge Liang then told him Chen's plan to divide the world, and analyzed the situation that Cao Cao was not desirable and Sun Quan could help; It also expounds that the state grazing of Jing and Yi is cowardly and has opportunities. Only by owning these two States can we win the world. He also told Liu Bei the strategy of attacking the Central Plains. This theory was later called "Longzhong Dui". Upon hearing this, Liu Bei praised Zhuge Liang and invited him to help, so Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain and entered the curtain. Liu Bei often talks with him, and the relationship is getting closer and closer. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei were greatly displeased, and Liu Bei explained to them, "There is a hole in the sky alone, and there is water in the fish." . May you say nothing more. [14] "Guan Yu and Zhang Fei have no complaints. In 2008, Zhuge Liang proposed "Long Zhong Dui", which was the basic national policy of Liu Bei and Shu Han in the following decades. At that time, influenced by his wife and family, Liu Biao became increasingly dissatisfied with his eldest son, Liu Qi. Liu Qi respected Zhuge Liang very much and asked Zhuge Liang for self-defense several times. However, after Zhuge Liang refused, Liu Qi forced Zhuge Liang to give him countermeasures by taking the ladder from home at a banquet. Zhuge Liang asked Liu Qi, "Don't you know that Shen Sheng is in danger now and Zhong Er is safe outside? "[15]" Liu Qi understood what he meant. Just when Huang Zu was killed by Sun Jun, Liu Qi recommended himself as the prefect of Jiangxia and left Jiangxia. In August 2008, Liu Biao died of illness and his second son, Liu Cong, succeeded to the throne. Hearing the news that Cao Cao was going south, he sent messengers to surrender. After learning the news of Fancheng, Liu Bei led the army and civilians to flee to the south. Cao Jun chased Liu Jun in Changbanpo, Dangyang, and Xu Shu's mother was caught, so Xu Shu had to surrender to Cao Cao. When Liu Bei arrived in Xiakou, Liang volunteered to ask Sun Quan for help before Sun Quan sent Lu Su to observe the situation [16]. After arriving in Chaisang, Zhuge Liang met with Sun Quan, and first gave Sun Quan two choices by dichotomy: "If we can compete with China with the people of wuyue, it is better to stop fighting with them as soon as possible [17]", and the other choice is to provoke him: "If not, why not put the case in the north?" [18] "Sun Quan asked Zhuge Liang why Liu Bei didn't surrender. Zhuge Liang raised Liu Bei's worth and said that Liu Bei had integrity and would never surrender to show Sun Bei's determination. Sun Quan was furious and vowed not to surrender to Cao Cao, but he was also worried about how many troops Liu Bei still had to fight. Zhuge Liang finally analyzed the situation of the two armies. First, he said that there were 10,000 soldiers in the army and Guan Yu's water army, plus more than 10,000 soldiers in Jiangxia, Liu Qifan. Let's talk about Cao Jun's tiredness from afar. He chased Liu Beishi and rode a light bicycle for more than 300 miles a day and night. It is precisely "a spent force can't cross the road"; Moreover, northerners do not learn water warfare, and Jingzhou people are forced to obey Cao Cao, unconvinced; Finally, Cao's defeat is certain. Pei Songzhi believes that before Zhuge Liang lobbied Sun Quan, Lu Su had made political plans for Sun Quan so that he could fight against Cao Cao's interests, and then Sun Quan had accepted Lu Su's political strategy of uniting with Liu Kang Cao. Sun Quan's military choice is not entirely based on Zhuge Liang's diplomatic ability, and this plan is Lu Su [19]. Zhou Yu, Cheng Pu and Lu Su were sent to lead 30,000 water troops to fight against Cao Cao. Zhuge Liang returned to Liu Bei with his army. 1 1 month, Cao Cao was defeated in Battle of Red Cliffs and returned to the north.

Reference: Wikipedia