A cold humorous brainteaser in English?

Language is an art. Wouldn’t it be great to learn about the art of English through brain teasers? The following are the humorous brain teasers in English that I have prepared for you. I hope you will Like!

English Brain Teasers

Questions:

1.On April lst,1990,160 people walked out of the bestcinema in Chicago.What happened < /p>

On April 1, 1990, 160 people came out of Chicago's best theater. What happened?

2. It usually takes a man two days to travel from SanFrancisco to New York by car. But Mr.Black left SanFrancisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it

It usually takes 2 days to drive from San Francisco to New York, but Mr.Black The gentleman left San Francisco on Friday and arrived in New York the same day. How did he do it

3. What's too much for one and just right for two

What's too much for one and just right for two

What's too much for one person , just right for two people

Keys:

1.The film was over.

The movie ended.

2. He took a plane.

He took a plane.

3.A secret.

Secret.

Notes:

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3. In English, "Just between you and me" means "keep it a secret"

Only between you and me, please keep it a secret.

English Tongue twisters

1. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter.

Betty beats a small pat of butter to make a better buttery noodle.

2. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.

As Rearden read the comments, Rita repeated what Rearden had recited.

3. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.

Not many fruit flies flew through the flames.

4. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.

Fifty-five flags fluttered freely on the gently floating battleship.

5. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. for a bright night light is just like a slight light.

On a bright night like tonight, there is no need to light a night light, because bright night lights will also become weak.

7. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.

A kind-hearted farmer raised a clever pheasant, and the kind farmer and the clever pheasant spent a wonderful time together.

8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

If a paper cutter can cut paper, how many sheets of paper can a paper cutter cut?

9. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.

Mr. Xi has a saw and Mr. Sa has a swing. Now before Mr. Sa sees Mr. West, Mr. West's saw cuts through Mr. Sa's swing.

10. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite.

English Joke Story: I didn't know that I was so far back already

A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer ing towards him. The officer stopped him and said, "where are you going?" "I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us, sir," the soldier answered. "Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angrily. "I'm your manding officer." The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!" < /p>

During World War I, a big battle was going on. Guns roared, shells and bullets flew everywhere. After an hour of this, one soldier decided that the fighting was becoming too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began fleeing the battlefield. After walking for an hour, he saw an officer approaching him.

The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?" "Sir, I'm trying to get as far away from the battle going on behind us," the soldier replied. "Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angrily: "I am your commander." The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, "Oh my God, I didn't expect that I had run back so far." Far away!"