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Can you help me check whether Guangzhou Bangxin Investment Consulting Co., Ltd. is a regular company?

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Respondent: h 5 17468 126- Tong Sheng Grade 1 8- 12 14:47.

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44: Lu Gong's Prison (49)

During his tenure as a county magistrate, he paid attention to influencing people with morality, not with punishment. When Yin heard about it, he suspected that it was untrue and secretly sent someone to check it out. The man followed Duke Lu and sat under the mulberry tree together. A pheasant ran past and stopped beside them, with a child beside it. The man asked, "Why don't you arrest him?" The child said that the pheasant had just given birth to a chick and could not catch it. The man stood up in surprise and said goodbye to Lu: "I have come to observe your achievements. Now the borer does not invade zhongmou county, which is the first magical place; You can even influence birds and animals, which is the second magical place; Children have a kind heart, which is the third magical place. I've lived here for a long time, and it only bothers smart people. I have to hurry back and report these situations to Yuan An. "

A rich man suddenly fell ill at night and ordered his servant to smash stones to make a fire. It was particularly dark that night, and flint and flint could not be found. The rich man urged his servant eagerly. The servant said angrily, "You are so unreasonable. It's dark tonight. Why don't you bring me a lamp? " I'll use your fire to find fire-making equipment. Is it easy? The rich man said, "if I had a fire, I would use it to help you find the flint!" ""When people hear this, they say, "Blame people with just reasons!

Blame your own people.

46 Zheng Shao survivors

During the reign of Yang Di, Zheng Shao, the magistrate of Fujian (now Fujian), kept a dog and loved it more than his own son. Shao Zheng has an enemy named Xue Yuanzhou. Xue Yuanzhou bears a grudge and often hides a dagger in his arms to assassinate Zheng Shao, but he has never had a chance. One day, Xue Yuanzhou waited in an alley until he learned that Shao Zheng was going out. Shao Zheng was about to go out when his dog bit his clothes. Shao Zheng was furious and ordered his family to tie the dog to a post. The dog bit the rope and ran away, tugging at his clothes and not letting him go. Zheng Shao was surprised. The dog suddenly let out a cry, jumped up and killed Xue Yuanzhou. Zheng Shao searched Xue Yuanzhou's clothes and found the dagger he was hiding.

47: Yi Ming's Dove

Master Yi Ming of Qingshan Temple in Yan Guan County, Zhejiang Province retired to the countryside. One morning when I went out, I saw a little pigeon fall to the ground, so I took it back and fed it myself. We can fly in two months. Flying in the forest during the day, staying on the screen of the mage's house at night and several cases. After October, Yue Hui, a disciple of Master Yi Ming, presided over Qingshan Temple to welcome the master back. In the evening, when the pigeons went back, there was no one in the room. I didn't see the mage. She flew around the room and kept singing sadly. The butlers sympathized with it and said, "I'll take you to see the mage." The next day, he put the pigeon in the cage and set out to see the mage. From then on, I stopped flying out and kept company with the mage every day. (The mage) touched (it) without moving, but when others approached it, they flew away in panic. Oh! Who says animals are heartless?

48. Aiko's neighbor

Ai Zi walked at the door after breakfast and saw his neighbor carrying his two dogs to the west. Ai Zi stopped him and asked, "Where are you taking the dog?" neighbour

Ju said, "Sell it to the butcher." Ai Zi said, "This dog barks. Why did you kill it? " The neighbor pointed at the dog and scolded, "This animal was a thief last night."

Well, (it) just doesn't dare to eat casually (probably the food given by the thief, hehe. ), (also) without asking. When I opened the door today, I didn't bark at people, but began to bite.

Bite a guest, so I want to kill him. "

The dwarf said, "Good!"

49 birds and people

There is a laurel tree next to the house where you study. One day on the laurel tree, there was a cooing sound, so look at it. That's two birds nesting between branches, not leaving the ground.

At five or six feet, people can touch it with their hands. The bird's nest is as big as a small cup, accurate, complete and firm, and it is made of fine grass. The bird is a female and a male, so the snacks are not enough.

The coat is bright, beautiful, white and lovely. I wonder what kind of birds they are.

The chick is about to hatch, the female covers it with wings, and the male goes hunting. Every time I get food, I stay on the house and don't come down at once. Owner (of a house)

Shake its nest playfully, and (they) will look down at the chirping, gently shake it and bark, then shake it and shout, and then take it off and stop barking.

One day, I came from outside and saw (the bird's nest) fall to the ground, looking for two birds and their eggs, all of which were gone. Ask them (where they are going) if there is someone (host)

The servant took it away.

Alas! Because birds have white feathers and beautiful songs, why not go to the deep mountains and live in the dense forest? This is not a (proper) place to entrust your body.

Humiliated to death by slaves. Is the road (just) wide in the world? !

Feeling: Pity the beautiful Bai Niao and lament her ill-fated fate. First he was teased by shaking his nest, and then he was caught and killed. Consciously noble, empathetic, and sent out in the same boat.

Lament. Sighing the world: the vicissitudes of the right path in the world! As Laozi said: Heaven has more damage than it can do; People's way is not so, and the damage is more than enough.

50: Wolf ambition

A rich man went out hunting and found two little wolves. He took them home and raised them with his livestock. Growing up, it is easier to tame, and the owner forgets that it is a wolf. One day, when the rich man was resting in the living room during the day, he heard many dogs barking. When he woke up, he found no one around. So, he was still ready to go to bed, but the dog barked like just now. He felt something was wrong and pretended to be asleep to see what was going on. It turned out that the two wolves tried to bite his throat while he was unprepared to fall asleep. When the loyal dog found out what the wolf was trying to do, he threatened to stop the wolves and keep them away from their owners. When the rich man realized it, he immediately killed the wolf and skinned it. Wolves are fierce by nature, but they are not actually slandered!

5 1 is successful.

Liang Qiu said to Yan Zi, "I'm afraid I can't compare with my husband's knowledge until I die!" Yan Zi said: "I heard that people who work hard often succeed, while those who walk (constantly) always reach their destination.

I am no different from other people in Yan Ying, but I always do it without giving up and always take action without rest. How can you not catch up with me? "

Cao Bin said that he was ill.

When the city was about to be conquered, Cao Bin suddenly refused to take care of his illness, and all the generals came to visit him. Cao Bin said, "My illness cannot be cured by medicine. As long as you sincerely swear that you won't kill anyone on the day you capture the city, then my illness will naturally recover. " The generals promised to burn incense together and swear. The next day, the condition gradually improved. The next day, the city was breached and it was very quiet, and the people were as usual. Cao Han conquered Jiangzhou again, angry that he could not bow down for a long time, and the city was conquered, causing countless casualties.

Ouyang Xiu studies hard.

Mr. Ouyang Xiu's father died when he was four years old. His family is poor and has no money to study. The wife wrote on the beach with a reed pole and taught him to write. And taught him to read many ancient chapters. When I am old and have no books to read at home, I go to a nearby reader's house to borrow books, and sometimes I copy them. In this way, day and night, sleepless, just concentrate on reading. Poems and essays written since childhood are written at the level of adults, so high.

Fall behind Sun Shan (last on the list of successful candidates)-fail in the competitive examination.

There was a gifted scholar named Sun Shan in the Song Dynasty. He is humorous and good at telling jokes, so he is called a "funny wit". Once, he and the son of a fellow countryman went to Beijing to take the juren exam. When the list was published, although Sun Shan's name ranked first from the bottom, he was still on the list, but his son, a fellow countryman, was not admitted. Soon, Sun Shan went home first, and his fellow villagers came to ask if his son had passed the exam. Sun Shan embarrassed to say it directly, it is not convenient to hide. So he casually read two poems that were not poetic: "Xie Yuan is in Sun Shan and Xianlang is outside Sun Shan." Xie Yuan is the first in China's imperial examination system. The so-called "partnership" in Sun Shan's poems refers to a general who has passed the examination. He means: "The last person on the list is Sun Shan, but your son's name is still behind Sun Shan."

Bat:

On Phoenix's birthday, all the birds came to congratulate him, but the bat didn't appear. Phoenix stopped it and reprimanded it: "You are under my jurisdiction, how dare you be so arrogant!" " The bat said, "I have animal feet. I am an animal citizen." Why should I congratulate you? "A few days later, Kirin celebrated her birthday. All the animals came to celebrate their birthdays, but the bats still didn't show up. Kirin stopped it and reprimanded it: "You belong to my jurisdiction, how dare you be so presumptuous! "The bat said," I have wings and belong to birds. Why should I congratulate you? "One day, Phoenix and Kirin met, and when it came to the bat, it realized that it was lying on both sides. Phoenix and Kirin shook their heads and said with emotion, "The current atmosphere is too bad. It happened that these guys who were neither birds nor beasts were born, and there was really no way to do anything with them! "

56 red blanket

Red-haired countries were once allowed to trade with China. When the border guards saw too many people coming, they were forbidden to go ashore. The red-haired man repeatedly asked, "Just give us a place as big as a carpet." The coach thought that a big carpet could not hold several people, so he agreed. The red-haired man put the carpet by the harbor, and only two people could stand on it; They pulled up the carpet so that four or five people could stand on it; While pulling, people kept coming ashore. In a short time, the carpet became about the size of an acre of land, and hundreds of people stood on it. Suddenly, these red-haired men who came ashore pulled out their knives together, launched a surprise attack and robbed Fiona Fang for several miles before leaving.

The more people have dogs:

Passers-by met a dog on Lushui. The dog lowered its head, wagged its tail and said in human language, "I'm good at hunting. I'll share it with you." The Vietnamese people were very happy and went home with their dogs. Feed it sorghum and meat and treat it as a human being. Dogs are treated and become more and more arrogant, and all the wild animals they hunt will be eaten. Someone laughed at the Vietnamese and said, "You feed him, and the dog eats all the wild animals he catches. What are dogs for? " The more people wake up, the more meat they give to dogs and the more they give themselves. The dog was angry, bit his head, bit off his neck and legs, and ran away. Raising dogs as family members, but (then) competing with dogs for food, how can we not fail!

Su Qin stinging way:

Su Qin, a native of Luoyang, learned the strategy of uniting the horizontal, persuaded the king of Qin, and wrote more than ten proposals, all of which were useless. Finally, all his money was used up, and he went home in pain. When he got home, his wife didn't mend him, his sister-in-law didn't cook for him, and his parents didn't recognize him as a son. Su Qin sighed and said, "It's all the fault of the king of Qin [don't copy it, the explanation says it's Su Qin's own fault, but our teacher thinks it's the fault of the king of Qin. To use Su Qin, change "King of Qin" to "I"]! " He vowed to study hard and said, "What's impossible? ! "When I was about to fall asleep reading, I stabbed myself in the thigh with an awl, and blood flowed to my feet. Later, it joined forces with Qi, Chu, Yan, Zhao, Wei and South Korea to resist the State of Qin, and later became the seal of the six countries.

Second, climb Mount Tai:

Once upon a time, there were two old people living in the same alley. Old Jia's wife and children have all left their hometown, only himself. One day, he took wine to Weng's house and they drank together. They are very happy! Yi Weng said, "I have made friends in the distant land of Yi and Yong, but I have never climbed Mount Tai. Can you go with me? " Jia Weng said, "I didn't climb that mountain either. I'm just old. I'm afraid I don't have enough strength." B Weng said, "You are wrong! In the past, Yugong was able to move mountains at the age of 90. Now we are only in our sixties. How can we be old? " Jia Weng said, "Great." The next day, the two old people had a good time, walked through Qiantang, crossed the Yangtze River and walked from the EMU to the foot of Mount Tai. In the evening, they stayed to rest and went up the mountain in the early morning. Jia Weng said, "My strength is acceptable, so I don't need to help." From sunrise to dusk, I have walked half a mountain.

Frogs and cows fight:

A frog is in the grass. When he saw the cow coming slowly, he thought it was a big deal and was very jealous of it. So he inhaled air to swell his stomach, trying to surpass the cow. He asked his partner, "Is my belly a little bigger, like a cow?" The accomplice said: "The distance is far away!" The frog was very angry, took a breath of air, bulged his stomach and said, "What's the matter now?" (Partner) said, "It's no different from the last one." The frog suddenly jumped up, inhaled the air again, and bulged his stomach. In an instant, his stomach cracked and he died. The cow passed by the frog and trampled its body on the ground. This is a man who can bite his teeth.

People have a dead axe:

Once upon a time, a man lost an axe. He thought it was the neighbor's son who stole it, so he paid great attention to the man's words and deeds and thought that he walked like stealing an axe. Look at that man's face and expression. He looks like an axe thief. Listening to him is more like stealing an axe.

Later, the man who lost the axe found it. It turned out that he got lost in the valley for a while when he went up the mountain to cut wood the other day. When he found the axe, he felt that his neighbor's son didn't walk like an axe thief. His face and expression don't look like an axe thief; Talking is not like stealing an axe.

Spider and silkworm question and answer:

Spiders see silkworms spinning cocoons and say, "Your spinning is bitter and tiring all day, so why bother?" ? Silkworm girl put you in boiling water, smoked you into filaments, and lost your life. However, your coincidence coincides with suicide, isn't it stupid? The silkworm replied, "Of course I committed suicide. But isn't the world without me going to freeze to death? You weave a net, sit inside and wait, waiting for mosquitoes and gadflies to hit the net and eat themselves. What a coincidence! How can you stand it? Ah! Are you going to be a silkworm or a spider in the world?

Once upon a time, there was a man who liked drinking and suddenly met an old friend. His old friend is a miser. The drunkard said, "I hope to catch up with the past at your house. I am thirsty and bored." Tea will do, just to quench your thirst. " An old friend said, "My humble abode is far away, so I dare not bother you." The drunkard said, "I guess it's only twenty or thirty miles." My old friend said, "My apartment is very humble and I can't let you come." The drunkard said, "As long as you can open the door." The old friend said, "Just no utensils, no cups." The drunkard said, "You and I know each other well. You can drink from a bottle. " The old friend said, "Wait for me for half a day, and I'll call you after I visit my friends." The drunk was dumbfounded.

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