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Ask for an article of educated youth, just 1000 words. Do not write in the first person. It is best to have an opinion about the educated youth, or look at something about the educated youth.
If you ask me why I joined the army in the first place, my answer is to defend the country. If you ask a soldier what to do, my idea is simple: let every China person have food, clothes and a place to live, and not be bullied by other countries. When ordinary people have no food and clothes to wear, soldiers will go to other places to rob their own people and let them eat and wear warm clothes. If anyone dares to bully our people, the soldiers should fight until no one dares to bully them. This is the purpose that the people support us. "A hesitated:" Chief, the main theme is that soldiers guard peace. Don't you think your words are very belligerent? " The leader said indifferently, "Peace has always been won. I haven't heard that I can really stay, and everything that can't win others is fake. Warlike? Look at history. Is there a year of peace or a year of war in the world? Do soldiers have any choice but to be ready for war at all times? When no one dares to bully you, soldiers are slightly qualified to say "peace"! Mao has long said that one punch is free of one hundred punches! " B asked loudly, "chief, you just mentioned Japan's invasion of China, and the Japanese still refused to admit their mistakes." From the point of view of soldiers, do you think we should live in peace or have other options? "Sir:" Again, you can't hit others. Why do people admit their mistakes? "? In fact, although China has been so big and small since ancient times, the Japanese have never suffered from China in real wars, but they have been beaten by him all the time. Therefore, Japan looks down on China from its bones, and there will be no fear of other countries. The enemy of the whole Chinese nation has been suppressed for so many years. If you can't take revenge, the whole nation will be a dwarf psychologically. It's no use masturbating at a perverted War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression movie. No amount of money is fake. You don't need to think so much. If China can't step on Japan, it won't be a real Asian power. It will continue to create difficulties for you, dare to provoke you and prevent you from rising smoothly, so as to maintain its position in Asia. Similarly, if Japan can't step on China, it can't become a real world power, and the two sides will continue to entangle, so the two countries must have a thorough war to solve the problem. "The uproar, a group of people's nervousness has been eliminated by the head. A asked, "Chief, if I heard you right just now, are you talking about a' total war' against Japan?" The chief said, "Small-scale wars are not good for our country. Even if you win, it will cause endless troubles, so either don't fight or fight. I don't mind saying clearly that I hope this is a national annihilation war and solve the trouble once and for all. As long as Japan is solved, it will be difficult for anyone to threaten us in the east of China within 50 years. In the face of the war machine we launched, neighboring countries must be honest. " Huo Ran stood up and shouted, "chief. Using force against Japan does have an advantage with China's current strength. But I have to admit one thing. Our military strength is inferior to that of the United States. Once the United States helps Japan, our chances of winning are not great. " The chief said, "There is never a 100% chance of winning a war. If you dare to fight, you will win. Dare not fight, there is absolutely no chance of winning. According to your theory, Mao will not send troops to North Korea to fight against the joint team led by the United States. After World War I in Korea, no matter how powerful the American team was, it did not dare to confront our army easily for 60 years. It can be said that it was Mao's Northern Expedition that won us a favorable development situation for 60 years when he was too poor to tighten his belt. This can't be exchanged for 10 thousand diplomatic negotiations. Without military self-confidence, the backbone will not be hard, and diplomacy is nonsense. " C said without hesitation, "Chief, what I said is that once the United States helps Japan, our chances of winning are not great, and our military strength cannot go to war with these two countries at the same time." The head of the delegation said indifferently, "Let's take down the United States first." Everyone looked at each other, and C frowned and said, "Chief, I'm not polite to say that even with our military strength, it is difficult to fight against the United States alone." The chief said, "Young man, war is all-encompassing. There is no need to confront the United States directly. The so-called democratic system in the West is their achilles heel and the focus of my insistence on using force. " A said, "Do you think there is something wrong with their social system? Or, are you denying the western democratic system? " Secretary: "Can you say that?" A: "The trend all over the world is to pursue democracy. Can I understand that you think our country should not take the road of democracy? " Now all eyes are on the chief to see how he answers. Head finger slightly pointed to the secretary behind him, "I often tell him, see a problem depends on the essence, don't be on the surface of the illusion to cover up the eyes, as long as you see the essence of the problem, you can firmly control the favorable strategic situation. Young man, I ask you, why do you pursue democracy? " A hesitated for a moment, but he didn't know. He replied: "Let the people be masters of their own affairs and enjoy full freedom, and everyone is equal before the law." The person in charge asked: "Are you sure you can realize what you said after realizing democracy? Don't you think you are telling a joke? " A group of people looked at each other. How can this be a joke? A exclaimed, "Isn't democracy the pursuit of this goal?" "Really can achieve this goal? The person in charge asked, "Do you think those advanced democratic countries really let people fully enjoy their freedom? Do you think people in those countries can really be equal before the law? Are you sure that ordinary people, not some vested interests, really hold power in democratic countries? Are you sure that people with vested interests will care about the lives of ordinary people? " "This ..." Chen Fenggang couldn't give an accurate answer, but hesitated: "It should protect most people, right? Don't experts and scholars think so? "Experts and scholars? The secretary couldn't help but adjust her glasses. It seems that the old chief has always used experts and scholars as tools, and the tortoise theory appeared ... He looked sideways and saw that the old chief could not help but roll his eyes, seemingly casually asking: "Some experts and scholars once thought that we should control military development in exchange for the peace of mind of neighboring countries and avoid the threat of China. Do you think we should listen to them? " A shook his head and said, "Of course not. Without strong enough military strength, no matter how our country develops, it is a fat pig in the eyes of others. " "It is good to know, don't be confused by superficial things. The first man sighed: "Young man, let me tell you what I think is the so-called western democracy. "It is said that it originated in Europe, but it has been a pile of smelly shit in Europe for many years. Most European countries are in chaos. At that time, for China, it was not even fit to carry shoes. The so-called democracy has not brought any benefits to their people. The real prosperity was gradually pushed to the world after the industrial revolution. " The head of the secretary who looked at it and changed the bottle for himself continued: "So the long historical process has tested a fact with facts countless times. The so-called western democratic elections are purely nonsense. " C A: "This seems to be not enough to prove nonsense." The person in charge gave him a look. "Then you say that these democratically elected countries in Europe and America, as well as related national core secrets related to national security and development, will be announced to the public?" C can't keep up with his jump thinking. I don't know what the old chief means by asking. He thought about it and could only say, "It will definitely not be announced." Head nodded slightly, "yes, the really important thing is not to tell the people, to put it bluntly, the people know nothing about the facts. In this case, what do you want most people to decide with their votes? Ordinary people will never use their votes to decide how this country should go in the distant future, only to see if it is good at present. Whoever is elected in front of them, they will vote for whom. " Many people nodded slightly, because what the old chief said was a very simple essential fact, without any doubt. They all listened to him with bated breath. "In this way, it will produce a fatal problem. It is natural for politicians who want to be elected to please the people, but the national strength of any country cannot satisfy the people infinitely. The people will not be satisfied with the present situation, but only hope for better. It is true that the people want to live a better life, but it is doubtful whether the country's development speed can keep up with the people's needs. " "And those election politicians don't care so much. In order to be able to elect their superiors, they have to vote for the people, which is bound to exceed the capacity of the country. Once the country can't stand it, the quickest solution is to pass on the pressure, and then it will naturally launch a war of aggression to meet domestic demand. The basis for foreign aggression to gain benefits is to have corresponding military strength, otherwise we don't know who will fight who. " "You can look at the so-called advanced democracies such as the United States, Britain and France, why they will continue to wage war when experts and scholars advocate peace as the mainstream. That's because their democratic system is destined to make the domestic people work hard to develop. If you force luxury people to work hard, people will immediately teach you with votes, so their country must invade foreign countries if it wants to maintain development. " "When the democratic system of western countries loses the ability of foreign military aggression, the next step must be decline. At that time, Britain, the world's number one power, was replaced by the United States because it lost its ability to invade foreign countries at will. This is true of earlier maritime powers such as the Netherlands and Spain. " V mused, "but some non-aggressor countries in Europe are still quite rich." The first sigh said, "Why not invade? The pattern after World War II made it difficult for everyone to fight. 199 1 After the disintegration of the Soviet Union, the European Union was established in 199 1. White people and the United States suppressed and searched the rest of the world, which contributed to their rapid development. Our country is still under their repression. Isn't this difficulty a disguised aggression? " A lieutenant colonel named Zhang Tianchang stood up and asked, "Chief, do you mean that our country can't develop in the direction of democracy, and if it wants to develop, it will launch a war of aggression?" The colonel shook his head slightly and said, "I mean to show you what the nature of democracy advocated by the West is and whether it is suitable for our country to follow suit. Don't plunge into it foolishly, you won't know how to die by then. " D asked: "Does our country need democracy after all?" The head replied: "Of course, it is the people's right to be masters of their own affairs. But it depends on what kind of democracy it is, whether it is fragmented democracy or fist-sized democracy. The population of our country is too large. If it is a fragmented democracy with too many grains of sand to do anything, India is a fact around us. It would be exciting if we moved the western democratic system to our home. We even held chaotic democratic elections in the next village. Once it is implemented nationwide, we will do nothing. A billion people can't control it. This is exactly what foreign countries want to see. " "So we chose a system that suits us, called democratic centralism. We are following a completely different path of democratic development from other countries. This is a road that others have not finished, so it is not perfect now, and we need to continue to pay the price to improve it. It is impossible to do it overnight, but you can only cross the river slowly by feeling the stones. " "Since it is called democratic centralism, that is, if democracy is to develop, we cannot abandon centralism. Democracy can reflect people's needs and demands. Concentration means overall consideration and implementation in combination with national conditions and national strength. We should not blindly obey the wishes of the people, otherwise it will be no different from the western democratic system. Facts now prove that our road is not wrong. Although there are still many shortcomings to be improved, the development of the whole country has been advancing, and we have been constantly improving ourselves. " When d suddenly looked around, pretending to have the courage to ask a sentence, "chief, since also cannot leave democracy. Then you think it's better to have one party in power. Or is it better for multi-parties to take turns to elect and govern? " This question is bold enough. The person in charge asked, "Do you think it's good to always pull each other's legs for the election? Take turns fishing on stage. After fishing, if you can't keep your promise, you won't be responsible for anything that happens. If you step down, the trouble will be left to other political parties, as long as you can pull others back. I still have a chance to make a comeback anyway. The big deal is to wait a few years. If the country wants to develop by leaps and bounds, can it bear this kind of tossing again and again? Or do you always have to solve the trouble of one-party rule by yourself, otherwise the people will completely overthrow you? On the one hand, it is endless tossing, on the other hand, screwing people up will make you completely unable to turn over. Do you think this is good? " D nodded to show that he understood. C asked, "Does this have anything to do with what you said before?" The person in charge nodded slightly and said, "I have mentioned the fatal shortcomings of western democracy." As long as the United States' foreign military aggression capability can be contained, it will inevitably decline. " B asked, "I'm afraid it is difficult for us to contain the US military aggression for the time being." The chief executive said, "Don't you realize that our country has gradually gained a little military restraint against the United States through the slow rise of humiliation?" As soon as this ability appeared, even a little, the United States was overwhelmed under that system and internal chaos began to appear. "B asked:" Then why don't we continue to maintain this development momentum, exchange time for the accumulation of our strength, and in turn oppress the United States to produce a greater internal reaction? "Old Chief:" The battlefield situation is changing rapidly, and those who catch fighters will win. As you said, the military strength of the United States is still the strongest. To prevent them from attacking us over the wall before the collapse, we must seize the flaw and take the initiative to attack. Several people asked at the same time: "What flaw?" "The village chief said flatly," now he's lost his temper. It's time to kill him while he's sick. Many experts and scholars say that nationalism is not desirable, but in my opinion, it is still the best magic weapon to protect the country and defend the country. However, what America, an immigrant country, lacks is nationalism. What it does not lack is that racism creates internal contradictions. Coupled with the proliferation of guns and ammunition, once chaos occurs, almost everyone has weapons. I'm afraid it's not that easy to suppress it smoothly. The whole United States has natural separatist soil, as long as someone is willing to help them support a number of separatist forces. Hey hey! The Indian aborigines who have been quarrelling all the time are probably very willing. Isn't Mexico trying to claim its land occupied by the United States? There is still a great possibility that dozens of States in the United States will split into dozens of countries. The British method of splitting big countries into small countries is the most effective for big countries and worth learning. " A group of people looked at each other, and B couldn't help asking, "Is this really feasible? "Old V:" How do you know it is feasible if you don't try? There's no harm in trying. Don't people always do this to us? It is natural that we should use it back. It's just that no one dares to do this to the United States, so no one will think about it, but Mao has a good saying that the United States is a paper tiger. We don't want to beat him. As long as we have the ability to hurt him, he will not dare to have a direct military impulse with us, so don't be afraid, you can do it with confidence. " C frowned and said, "It is not impossible to do this, but it may not be able to split the United States smoothly, and the United States will definitely suppress it." The chief said: "I didn't expect to split the United States at once." What I want is to create civil strife for them. It is impossible for them not to suppress it within the military. We should seize the opportunity to provoke the United States militarily in time. Maybe the Russians will take the opportunity to attack Reservoir Dogs. It is estimated that Russia will not miss such a good opportunity. America's first reaction to us is bound to anger Japan, the watchdog at our doorstep. This is the excuse we are waiting for. If we don't resist Japan, we will take it. A dozen will solve Japan once and for all. " C is a little excited: "In this way, the United States can't basically help Japan. First of all, we should handle his domestic affairs well. He also dared not have a direct military conflict with us at this time, otherwise he could not bear the consequences of internal and external chaos. " B sink a track: "Yes, we will start work faster. There is no need to fight a local war with Japan. We don't need to compete with him for weapons. We can directly use our advantages and destroy his resistance in one fell swoop. " D said loudly, "launch a full-scale saturation attack with missiles. "Try to abort his weapon launcher. Destroy his airport runway, so that his plane can't take off, or once it takes off, it can't go back, and the warship can't go back when it leaves port. No air superiority. There is only a slap in the back. " Ma Chao also sink a track: "Good. We must quickly solve his important resistance in the first battle. In the face of an irreparable situation, the US military will not help him. " Someone replied: "So I suggest a quick decision in the early stage, but after destroying Japan's military power that can threaten our country. I don't think we should end the battle soon. We can drag on for a long time and fight slowly. " Someone grinned: "I think so, too. We can't miss the opportunity to take turns training. The major forces will take turns to fight. When the time comes, countries will inevitably condemn us, but it is estimated that they are all watching the reaction of the United States to see if the United States can save Japan ... "Everyone's hug discussion is extremely fierce, and the generals outside the door are all black and find a group of lunatics inside. Can a group of school officials decide such a thing? The secretary adjusted her glasses again, tilted her head to the silent old chief, and found that he smelled of opening Pandora's box. After listening to everyone's discussion for a while, the old chief said indifferently: "It is inevitable that Japan will be condemned internationally, but we can follow the trend and advocate that the whole world opposes any country's use of force against foreign countries, otherwise all countries can join hands to punish and crack down. If someone refuses, that's fine. We can continue to play slowly in Japan. If everyone agrees, as I said earlier, once the western democratic electoral system loses its ability to invade abroad, it will be out of order. It is not difficult to divide those countries with huge land area into many countries in chaos, which will at least give our country another 60 years of development opportunities. On the development of internal strength, the world is temporarily invincible. " "Boys, this is just our chat here. Don't take it seriously If you really want to start work, there will be a lot of trouble you can't imagine. Even if what we say is feasible, the resistance to wage war is enormous, and the vested interests in China are desperately trying to stop it. For example, those who can gain huge benefits from economic and trade exchanges with Japan will definitely oppose those who cannot make a fortune because of war. " "Children, do you know what it means to the whole country once the war begins? That will mean that everything in the whole country is under military control and subject to the needs of the army for war. The army can directly intervene in anything in the local area at any time and has unquestionable veto power, because the country is in a state of war. It is also easy to expose things that are usually concealed by local governments or departments. This is not only a matter of human rights, but also a murder. Therefore, the resistance to stop the war machine from starting up and down will not be generally huge, but you can't imagine it. " The secretary sighed slightly in her heart. If the resistance was not so great, how could he be under half house arrest in Daming Garden? All the school staff present were stunned. The old man just stirred up everyone's excitement when he suddenly poured a pot of cold water, which made a group of people a little at a loss. "Boys, work hard. When others burn the war on our heads, you will still have a chance to show your strength. " The faces of a group of school officials are slightly heavy. Chen Fenggang glared and said, "When will the war burn on our heads? As soldiers, we don't keep the war out of the country, but we have to wait until the war burns on our heads. What is the reason? " "The heart is commendable, but you have to wait until you have the ability to master the right to decide whether to go to war, otherwise everything is empty talk. Well, my father is in poor health. Having said so much, I am a little tired. I'm going back to rest. "
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