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The most classic comments of netizens, every sentence is replied.

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The most classic comments and replies from netizens

What are the criteria for making friends?

A: A wise man from birth, a strong man after China's entry into WTO, or an ordinary person with normal sunshine.

Do men value a woman's figure, face or mind more?

A: Face and figure determine whether I want to know her thoughts, and thoughts determine whether I will veto her face and figure by one vote.

Does it make sense to "don't let children lose at the starting line"?

A: Comparing with others all your life is the source of life tragedy.

What can be done to improve the quality of life?

A: Throw things regularly.

What is the most important thing for two people to be together after marriage?

A: Let's consider this marriage as unmarried.

How to refute the logic of "you can do it, you can do it"?

I comment on a refrigerator. Do I have to know how to refrigerate myself?

Is it more appropriate to study abroad with tuition or to travel around the world? Why?

Answer: Without enough knowledge, even if you go to Wan Li Road, you are just a postman.

Why do some people have the impression that "smart and intelligent girls are taken care of by simple and stupid boys"?

A: Seriously, I think that either girls just look smart or boys just look at their spines. ...

What is the perfect love in your heart?

A: There may be imperfections.

Is it harder to fall in love with someone when you know him well?

A: It's not that the more mature you are, the harder it is to fall in love with someone. But the more mature you are, the more you can see whether this is love or not.

How to make the world a better place?

A: Make yourself better.

The most classic comments and replies from netizens

What is the value of suffering?

A: Never believe that suffering is worthwhile. Suffering is suffering, and suffering will not bring success. Suffering is not worth pursuing, tempering the will is because suffering is impossible.

How to treat inspirational books?

A: Too much, it's someone else's life.

Why do ordinary people react with "Nice photos, what camera are you using" when they see good photos, and often joke that photographers stink when they see bad photos?

A: People habitually attribute success to themselves and failure to the environment. And attribute the success of others to the environment and the failure to yourself.

What skills can bring great help to people's lives after short-term study?

A: Praise others.

How did you get out of the haze of life?

A: Take a few more steps.

How to strive to be a very powerful person?

A: If you are destined to be a great man, the answer to this question is in your blood. If you are not destined to be a great person, you just need to be yourself.

Where is the dividing line between the first half and the second half?

A: At this moment.

Why should I work hard?

The most painful thing is not failure, but that I could have failed.

What is the loneliest sentence or poem you have ever heard?

A: Disappointment is often nine times out of ten, but it is no different from the speaker.

Is it reliable to start learning programming at the age of 30?

A: The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, followed by now.

What should I do if my confession to the girl I like is rejected or I still like her?

A: Maybe you have misunderstood what confession is. Confession should be the horn of final victory, not the charge signal to launch an attack.

What are the good ways to save money?

The most classic comments and replies from netizens

A: When buying anything, keep in mind the nine-character motto: You like it, you need it, and you are suitable.

PS: It is suitable for many things, including feelings.

What do you mean you've seen the world?

A: I can enjoy the best and bear the worst.

What are the main reasons for employees' resignation?

A: With little money, many things are far from home, and the position is low, the power is light and the responsibility is heavy.

What is the most exciting sentence for you?

A: You can't give the world to people you despise.

If good people are not rewarded, why should we be good people?

A: We insist on one thing, not because it will be effective, but because we firmly believe that it is right. After being in love for half a year, my girlfriend felt that she had lost her original freshness. What should I do?

A: Novelty is not doing the same thing with people you don't know, but experiencing an unknown life with people you know.

Living in a foreign country for a long time, what "right and wrong" have you changed?

A: Many things are just different. There is no right or wrong.

How to refute "be realistic, this society is like this"?

A: "You are your world. 〃

What is your understanding of freedom?

A: The ability to say "no".

Similarly, others are better than themselves. Why do you sometimes envy and sometimes worship?

A: Far worship, near jealousy; Unreachable worship, unreachable jealousy; Jealousy with conflict of interest, worship without conflict of interest.

How to effectively put forward suggestions or opinions while avoiding indoctrination and coercion?

A: Persuading others not to appeal to reason should be based on interests.

26 years old, working for three years but studying abroad for three years, is it worth it?

A: Ordinary players choose standard configuration, while high-end players choose custom configuration.

How to treat the sentence "It is hopeless to let go of indifference when you are young"?

A: It is hopeless to try to sum up a complicated life in one sentence.

What ideas have you encountered that make your eyes shine, inspire you or make you change a lot?

The most classic comments and replies from netizens

A: Talent determines the upper limit you can reach, and the degree of hard work determines the lower limit you can reach. With the low level of efforts of the vast majority of people, it is still far from reaching the point of fighting for talents.

Walking on a small enough planet, are we going uphill or downhill?

A: If you feel tired, you will go uphill, and if you feel relaxed, you will go downhill.

How many good books, movies and comics in the world are doomed to be inexhaustible? What attitude should we take towards this fact?