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Who can tell me if Nanjing Population Management Cadre College and Nanjing Normal University are true?
But Gege, the school leader, likes to talk about it, because the XX belt under their nose and above their chin was broken many years ago, and they have thick calluses!
People have desires. You can't stop them. Just like XX visits the kiln from time to time, can you persuade him to abandon prostitution and become a good person with 400 Chinese virtues and 3,000 Chinese traditions?
Or leaders fantasize that our school has merged other people's homes, and their status and salary remain unchanged or higher, so they fantasize and instigate students with high moral character to fight side by side with them, which reminds me of a movie "Final Fantasy".
I dare not stop this YY because it is a violation of human rights and YY is not illegal. But I just want to say: when you merge YY, can you shut yourself in the bathroom or hide under the quilt or other places where no one is there? How to solve it? Why do thousands of students in the whole school need to know about this? Do you think this will make the population famous? But who knows how many people are stealing jokes?
In retrospect, we are also full of fantasy and pure as flowers. The teacher taught us to trust the elders and the new students of the party. When I was a freshman, I heard my seniors say, "We were XX when I was a freshman, and we haven't lost XX until now." But now that we have all graduated, there is no sign of merger. . Freshman, we can fantasize, sophomore, we are still looking forward to it, junior, we can still wait, senior, we are late, so it is a pity. Say we're young! However, after graduation, why should we sigh from time to time?
Talking about the particularly difficult period of merger, is it really that difficult? I would like to ask the leading brothers, how many years have passed since we started talking about merger? The one on the left is about the particularly difficult period of merger, and the one on the right is more complicated. You know, natural disasters in our country have only been three years!
What special method is this? How complicated is it? Can you talk about it publicly? What kind of performance is this? Is it a demographic version of Mission Impossible? Or do you want us to play the demographic version of the "endless task" super-large puzzle game? In that case, I'm really sorry, you overestimate our IQ! ! ! !
In the end, it's not that other schools don't buy your account. Merger is actually just a euphemistic annexation. Whether your position is shaken or not is related to your vital interests-although you have not been laid off, you have maintained it well.
Now that I have graduated, the leader Gege is still using this trick as a selling point to seduce the next generation of freshmen. Then I asked Gege, are these tricks handed down from your family? And don't you think it's too old-fashioned? I want to ask, how long will the donkey in Guizhou stay in the hospital office? Even Sister Furong knows to change her posture and do more jaw-dropping actions. I admire her for this! ! Walking on the road, casually ask a boy with a population: Do you like "merging" or Sister Furong? I don't think everyone knows this.
In ancient times, Jiang Taigong did not fish with bait. Now, are you also using the hook of "merger" to catch the next generation? You are seducing a group of ignorant teenagers, one world after another, year after year. Dare not face up to the school's own problems, always take the merger as a gimmick, but also funny?
Have you strengthened the school's software and hardware construction? I only remember that our major had to ask the so-called above for instructions for 2 years before it was approved. . . Why don't you use your comprehensive sandwich skills in these areas? There is also a military training fee owed to a department. Why don't people give it back after graduation? Wait, wait, wait. Many problems have not been solved. How long will it take you to pass the customs to order the world and unify the rivers and lakes?
Today, I saw the merger again. It's really hard to say ~ ~ On behalf of the loyal population college students who have been so slow to question the merger, I would like to pour out my heart here. Only then have the above viewpoints, but most of them are based on facts. If there are any shortcomings, it is also that the school does not disclose the merger, which makes the students very confused ~ ~
The words may be too intense, but if any leader can come forward and give a reasonable explanation, I am willing to apologize publicly.
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