The most classic quotation of lovelorn comfort love in history

Sue (Socrates): Son, why are you sad? Lost (lovelorn): I am lovelorn.

Sue: Oh, that's normal. If there is no sadness in lovelorn love, love will probably have no taste. But, young man, how do I find that you are more devoted to lovelorn than to love?

Loss: I lost my grapes. This regret, this loss, you are not a person, how can you know the bitterness?

Sue: If you lose it, you lose it. Why don't you keep walking? There are many delicious grapes.

Loss: Wait until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, until she changes her mind and walks towards me.

Sue: But this day may never come. You'll watch her leave with someone else.

Lost: then I'll commit suicide to show my sincerity.

Sue: But if so, you will lose not only your lover, but also yourself, and you will lose both.

Miss: How about stepping on her foot? What I can't get, no one else can get.

Sue: But it will only make you farther away from her, and you originally wanted to be closer to her.

What do you think I should do? I really love her.

Sue: Really?

Lost: Yes.

Sue: Then of course you want the person you love to be happy?

Loss: That's natural.

Sue: What if she thinks leaving you is a kind of happiness?

Lost: no! She once told me that she is happy only when she is with me!

Sue: I used to, but she doesn't think so now.

Lost: That is to say, she has been lying to me?

Sue: No, she has always been loyal to you. When she loves you, she is with you. Now she doesn't love you. She's gone. There is nothing more loyal in the world. If she doesn't love you anymore, but still pretends to have feelings for you, or even marries you and has children, that's the real deception.

Lost: But isn't my affection for her wasted? Who will make it up to me?

Sue: No, your feelings have never been wasted. There is no problem of compensation at all, because you give your feelings and she gives them, and you give her happiness and she gives you happiness.

Lost: However, she doesn't love me now, but I am still in love with her. How unfair!

Sue: It's really unfair. I mean, you're unfair to the people you love. Originally, it was your right to love her, and it was her right to love you or not. If you exercise your rights yourself, you want to deprive others of the freedom to exercise their rights. How unfair this is!

Lost: But you can see clearly that what I am suffering now is not her, but I am suffering for her.

Sue: Suffering for her? She may be fine, but you are suffering for yourself. Obviously for yourself, but still under the banner of others. Young man, you can't lose your virtue.

Lost: So you say it's all my fault?

Sue: Yes, you made a mistake from the beginning. If you can bring her happiness, she won't leave your life. You know, no one can escape happiness.

Lost: But she won't even give me a chance. Do you feel hateful?

Sue: Of course. Fortunately, you have got rid of this hateful person now. You should be happy, son.

Lost: happy? You don't say! Anyway, I was abandoned and always made people feel inferior.

Sue: No, young people can only have pride, not inferiority. Remember, being abandoned is not bad.

Lost: How can I say this?

Sue: Once, I took a fancy to a noble suit in the shop and couldn't put it down. The clerk asked me if I wanted it. Guess what I said, I said the texture is too poor, no! Actually, I have no money in my pocket. Young man, maybe you are this abandoned suit.

Lost: You are really comforting, but it's a pity that you still can't lead me out of the pain of lovelorn.

Sue: Yes, I'm sorry I don't have the ability. However, I can recommend you a capable friend.

Lost: Who?

Sue: Time, time is man's greatest teacher. I have seen countless people who have been tortured by lovelorn love. It's time to help them heal their trauma and re-choose their dream lover. Finally, they all shared the happiness of mankind.

Lost: I really hope this day, but where should I start my first step?

Sue: Thank the person who abandoned you and bless her.

Lost: Why?

Sue: Because she gave you loyalty and gave you a new chance to find happiness.

The strongest miser joke in history, classic funny quotations.

Someone complained that his neighbor said, "There is such a miser in the world! The hammer is unwilling to lend it to others, as if it broke after one use. I really have no choice but to take out my own hammer! "

Someone hesitated for a long time before deciding to donate a penny to the church. Unexpectedly, when he handed over a penny, someone shouted to the priest, "This penny was donated by both of us!" "

The fundraiser came to Mahta's home and said, "Uncle Mahta, would you like to donate our swimming pool?" "Of course, of course," Mahta said, and went to carry a bucket of water and handed it to the fundraiser.

Some people's pockets are full of old envelopes, toilet paper, cigarette cases and so on. When someone asked him what he was doing, he explained, "I had dinner with my friends, and when I finished eating, I said,' I'll come! "I will come!" On the one hand, I took these old envelopes and pieces of paper out of my pocket ... and took them out one by one. By the time I finished eating, my friend had already paid the bill. "

Someone wore a 15-year-old hat, but it broke down and could not be worn, so they had to buy a new one. He walked into the only hat shop on the street and said to the boss, "I've come to buy a hat again."

A husband and wife are at odds and often quarrel. One night, they quarreled again, which became more and more fierce, and finally they fought. The husband suggested, "In order to prevent the clothes from being torn, let's take off our clothes and play outside."

Mr. Hassan, his wife and children went for an outing in an old car, but the car broke down at the intersection of the railway, and a train had already come in the distance! His wife and children shouted to abandon the car and run for their lives, but Hassan refused. He said: "I won't leave a car worth 6000 yuan on the track!" " If you can keep calm, I can get the car started again. "

9. After a long time, the train is getting closer and closer. His wife and children desperately turned over and jumped out of the car to escape, but Hassan was unmoved. On the verge of hitting the train, Hassan suddenly shouted, "Ruth, if I die, the key to the safe is behind the complete works of Shakespeare in my study!" " "The train braked in time, and Hawson escaped. He said to himself, "Now I have to find another place to hide my keys ..."

Funny quotations from the strongest miser in history.

The fundraiser came to Mahta's home and said, "Uncle Mahta, would you like to donate our swimming pool?" "Of course, of course," Mahta said, and went to carry a bucket of water and handed it to the fundraiser.

Some people's pockets are full of old envelopes, papyrus cigarette cases and so on. When someone asked him what he was doing, he explained, "I had dinner with my friends, and when I finished eating, I said,' I'll come! "I will come!" On the one hand, I took these old envelopes and pieces of paper out of my pocket ... and took them out one by one. By the time I finished eating, my friend had already paid the bill. "

People are learning Braille every day. A friend asked him inexplicably, "Why do you want to learn Braille when your eyes are good?" The man replied, "I just want to save some electricity when reading at night."

A husband and wife are at odds and often quarrel. One night, they quarreled again, which became more and more fierce, and finally they fought. The husband suggested, "In order to prevent the clothes from being torn, let's take off our clothes and play outside."

Mr. Hassan, his wife and children went for an outing in an old car, but the car broke down at the intersection of the railway, and a train had already come in the distance! His wife and children shouted to abandon the car and run for their lives, but Hassan refused. He said: "I won't leave a car worth 6000 yuan on the track!" " If you can keep calm, I can get the car started again. "

After a long struggle, the car still didn't move, and the train was getting closer and closer. His wife and children desperately turned over and jumped out of the car to escape, but Hassan was unmoved. On the verge of hitting the train, Hassan suddenly shouted, "Ruth, if I die, the key to the safe is behind the complete works of Shakespeare in my study!" " "The train braked in time, and Hawson escaped. He said to himself, "Now I have to find another place to hide my keys ..."

Zhang San is a famous miser in town. One day, his relatives came to visit his home. Just outside came a cooked beef seller, and his relatives said to Zhang San, "Buy me a catty of beef, and your family will eat tofu." Zhang San felt embarrassed and had to go out to buy beef. Soon, I heard the voice of bargaining from outside: "How about three yuan a catty?" "no!" "How about five yuan a catty?" "no!" "Seven dollars a catty belongs to the head office!" "No, no, not even a hundred dollars!" Zhang San came back and said to his relatives, "Somehow, he just refused to sell it to me." His relatives have to admit that they are unlucky. In the evening, his wife scolded him: "Are you stupid? Three yuan a catty is not enough. Do you want seven dollars? " Zhang San said, "No, I'm exchanging bricks with him!" " "

Someone hesitated for a long time before deciding to donate a penny to the church. Unexpectedly, when he handed over a penny, someone shouted to the priest, "This penny was donated by both of us!" "

Someone wore a 15-year-old hat, but it broke down and could not be worn, so they had to buy a new one. He walked into the only hat shop on the street and said to the boss, "I've come to buy a hat again."

Someone complained that his neighbor said, "There is such a miser in the world! The hammer is unwilling to lend it to others, as if it broke after one use. I really have no choice but to take out my own hammer! "

Someone wrote to the editorial department of Edinburgh newspaper: "If you continue to publish the story of miser, I will no longer subscribe to your newspaper.". Because my neighbor is very interested in this serial and borrows it from me every day, I am embarrassed not to lend it to him. "

The most awesome and manly love letter in the history of China.

It is said that Cui died in the prosperous Tang Dynasty. His wife Zheng He and her little daughter sent her husband's coffin back to their hometown. However, for some reason, the road was blocked, and she lived in the Pujiu Temple in the house by the river. This Yingying is 19 years old this year, beautiful as a flower, and can be called a stunner, instructing female workers, poetry and calligraphy, and omnipotent. One day, Miss Yingying and the matchmaker went to play outside the temple and happened to meet Zhang Sheng, a scholar who had gone to Beijing to take the exam. As soon as the student saw Yingying's handsome appearance, he immediately recited a poem: Moonlight melts into night, flowers bloom silently in spring; How to be brave enough not to see people on the moon? Yingying suddenly looked back and saw Zhang Sheng's delicate face. She couldn't help but be moved by it. That is what she said, Gui Lan had been lonely for a long time and had nothing to do. People who are expected to sing should pity others. At this point, the two fell in love at first sight and privately decided for life. Helpless, when Mrs. Zheng learned about it, she blocked it in every way, because Yingying had betrothed her to the eldest son of Zheng Shangshu, Zheng's nephew, when her father was alive. In order to date Zhang Sheng every night and avoid the eyes and ears of the old lady, the clever Yingying wrote a love letter, which was given to Zhang Sheng by the maid matchmaker. This love letter is the most awesome and manly show in the history of China. The content of the love letter is a four-word quatrain:

Under the west wing of the moon, the windward door was half open. The partition wall is moving, and it is suspected to be a jade man.

Remarkably, this poem uses the technique of hiding one's head and compares Zhang Sheng to a jade man, which not only expresses Zhang Sheng's exquisite beauty, but also avoids the old lady's eyes.

Man Xiu's point of view is that Ying Ying's anxious mood, as well as the arranged time and appointment code, are like spies who exchange information with each other.

I really envy the love affair of the ancients. It's really romantic. Compared with modern people, it is gentle, romantic and manly to meet directly by phone.