What are the jokes about Women's Day?

I believe that every man will be surrounded by some female friends, such as our grandmother, grandmother, mother and even girlfriend or sister. Then, the annual March 8 Women's Day is actually their festival. So, do you know what the jokes about Women's Day are? Next, let's find the answer together!

On March 8th, a group of men who had forgotten their friends were drinking. Some people had a whim and sent messages to their wives "I love you!" " Look at the reactions of women of all ages, and sure enough, the results are very different. A woman in her twenties replied, "I love you, too!" A woman in her 3s replied, "Did the cat urinate too much?" A woman in her 4 s replied, "Are you sick?" A woman in her 5s replied, "Did you send it to the wrong person? See how to clean you up when you come back! "

I was told that as long as I told my boss that I was a friend of women, I could enjoy the treatment of March 8th, so I asked my boss, and the boss replied, "Are you a friend of women? Bah! You are robbing men with women! How can you be a friend of women? You are the public enemy of women! Stay honest! " -Wang Zhu

Yesterday, my father solemnly said: On March 8th, my husband was responsible for "cooking", my father was responsible for "seeing my son" and my son was responsible for "obeying"; My mother and I are in charge of "rest". This arrangement sounds very happy, so my mother and I only listened to ing as a joke. However, it was still very warm: a man wanted to give his wife a set of ZA cosmetics on Women's Day. He went to the ZA counter and shouted to the salesperson: "Waiter, bring me the ZA!" hahaha.

I saw a joke, which was prepared for the men who celebrate Women's Day on March 8th tomorrow: "Men, although you are not women, you are women's articles. I wish you a happy March 8th."

My daughter's joke on March 8th # is a holiday, and I taught her how to say a blessing to her mother. I said: I wish my mother good health, more and more beautiful, and I wish her a high rise and wealth ... Before I finished, my daughter became impatient: "I know everything!" " "What do you know?" I asked. "I just wish you what you lack!" The daughter answered.

The classmate sent a joke: It's Women's Day, and the husband asked his wife: What flowers do you like? My wife said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. Husband eagerly asked: which two, I will give you. The wife whispered: if you have money to spend, spend it casually. My husband said stupidly, you are so beautiful. The wife said: I am not beautiful. My husband said affectionately: beautiful thinking. March 8 th, I wish everyone happiness! !

March 8th gift for you (a joke): Every time my wife quarrels with her husband, she goes to the toilet for half a day. If this happens many times, her husband has to ask her, "What are you doing in the toilet? It seems quite Japanese? " The wife said: brush the toilet! The husband asked, "Can I get rid of the gas by brushing the toilet?" The wife said, "I don't know, anyway, it's your toothbrush every time!" "

I like a girl for a long time, always wondering if I have a chance, but I seldom talk at ordinary times ... I saw her online today, thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of a reason to strike up a conversation, and sent a sentence: "March 8 is coming, I wish you a happy holiday!" After a while, she replied beautifully: "Thank you, you too!" "

I asked my roommate in the dormitory today last year, "When is Women's Day on March 8th?" As a result, I was despised by my sisters. Today, I thought of this joke, and I also thought of the little things that our sisters live together ... Happy March 8th

Don't buy underwear on March 8th, because it's not necessary, and don't wear it on March 8th. Not interested in discounts, specials and promotions. Today, there is such a joke that a colleague's wife and he went to buy a refrigerator for their new home, and opened the door for about 98. As a result, they entered a shopping mall, and their wife was caught by underwear promotion, and 4 pieces of underwear were adjusted. More than 3 yuan is the cost of buying three get one free activities. Finally, his wife told him, let's buy a refrigerator with more than 2 yuan!

On March 8th, a group of men who had forgotten their friends were drinking. Some people had a whim and sent messages to their wives "I love you!" " Look at the reactions of women of all ages, and sure enough, the results are very different. A woman in her twenties replied, "I love you, too!" A woman in her 3s replied, "Did the cat urinate too much?" A woman in her 4 s replied, "Are you sick?" A woman in her 5s replied, "Did you send it to the wrong person? See how to clean you up when you come back! "

on the day of section 3.8, her mother asked Xiaohong, "Xiaohong, do you know what day it is today?" Xiaohong replied, "It's a festival for my father and me." Mom wondered, "Why?" Xiaohong replied, "Because today is the 38th Father-Daughter Festival." From this joke, everyone basically has a share in the 38th Festival ~ ~ So I wish everyone a happy 38th Festival ~