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Is grandpa Cao really a eunuch? Is grandpa Cao awesome?

Is grandpa Cao really a eunuch? Is grandpa Cao awesome? _ The following written materials are collected by Bian Xiao for everyone. Let's have a look!

Grandpa Cao Cao

Cao Cao's Cao family was Pei County in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Cao Cao's family and Xiahou's family were both famous families at that time, but they were both born in cloth and had little influence. However, the Cao family has changed since Grandpa Cao's generation.

Statue of Cao Teng

Cao Teng, Cao Cao's grandfather, entered the palace with the prince when he was in Andi, and later spent more than 30 years in the palace for his meritorious service and seal fee when Emperor Huan ascended the throne. However, he had no wife all his life, but only one adopted son, Cao Song. After Cao Teng's death, he inherited the position of Cao Teng, and Cao Cao embarked on his official career.

It can be said that Cao Teng brought prosperity to Cao Cao's family. Although he is not really grandpa Cao, it stands to reason that grandpa Cao only has him. There is also a saying that Cao Cao's biological father, Cao Song, was adopted from Xiahou's family, so Cao Cao can be said to be Xiahou's family.

It is not difficult to understand why Xiahou's family has always supported Cao Cao. When Cao Cao left Chen Qibing, Xia and Xiahou almost defected when they heard the news, not to mention that Cao Cao married his daughter to Xia's second son. After the two married their children's in-laws, their relationship was unbreakable.

New knowledge of history, Cao Cao's development behind him, can not be separated from Cao Teng, Cao Teng has a good eye. When King Qinghe competed for the throne in Liu Zhihe, he chose Liu Zhi without hesitation. After the space-squeezed cities acceded to the throne, they will naturally have boundless merits, and Cao Teng's official career has been bon voyage since then, which has also overshadowed the descendants of Cao Cao.

But after xelloss ascended the throne, Cao Teng was made emperor. Thus, Cao Cao and his descendants have never forgotten Cao Teng's contribution.

Cao Cao's life experience

Cao Teng, Cao Cao's grandfather, was a eunuch in the palace of the Eastern Han Dynasty. Emperor Shun of Han acceded to the throne, especially Cao Teng, who often gave Cao Teng something. Emperor Shun of Han not only took care of Cao Teng in his living habits, but also gave him something different. On the official career, Cao Teng also changed from a little yellow door to a servant.

Portrait of Cao Cao

Later, after the death of Emperor Shun, his two-year-old son, Emperor Chong, succeeded to the throne. Before long, the little emperor died. The ministers of the DPRK discussed the establishment of the emperor. There are two voices in court. One is King Qinghe as emperor, and the other is Herry Liu as emperor. When Cao Teng saw that the time was almost ripe, he found Liang Ji and said that he was willing to stand on Herry Liu's side and support Herry Liu and Liang Ji as emperors together. Later, with the support of Cao Teng, Liang Ji poisoned King Qinghe and successfully made Herry Liu emperor. When Herry Liu became emperor, he gave preferential treatment to those who supported him, and Cao Teng was promoted to Fei Houting. Cao Teng experienced four emperors in his palace, and everything he did was perfect.

Cao Teng adopted a son, that is, Cao Song, Cao Cao's father. After Cao Teng's death, Cao Song succeeded Cao Teng and became an official in the Eastern Han Dynasty. However, Cao Song is not as incorruptible as his father Cao Teng. Cao Song took advantage of his position and made a lot of money for himself during his stay in Korea.

Cao Cao's father, Cao Song, made a lot of money by virtue of his years of experience as an official in the imperial court. Later, at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the court could buy officials with money. Cao Song took the money from his family and donated Qiu's position to himself. Cao Song is very satisfied with this position, so he will pay a lot of money to close it. And Cao Song at the end of the high, also ushered in his heyday in officialdom.

speak of the devil

Speak of the Cao Cao is a work of modern historian Wang. This book is divided into three parts and tells the story of Cao Cao's life. With the social background at that time as the background, Mr. Wang described Cao Cao's career as a military commander from three aspects: Cao Cao's life experience, fighting for Yanzhou's sovereignty and laying the foundation for the reunification of the North.

TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms Cao Cao stills

This book is described and analyzed by the author from an objective angle, involving many viewpoints, all in order to correct the misunderstanding of Cao Cao by the world.

Later generations know Cao Cao mostly through Romance of the Three Kingdoms, one of the four classical novels. But in order to create characters, the story is full and readable, so Cao Cao's image is more treacherous and insidious. Later, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms was adapted into a film and television work. When people get to know a person through TV works, they will add subjective feelings or thoughts, so the interpretation of Cao Cao will be more biased.

Speaking of Cao Cao, first of all, it is based on the background of the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Cao Cao was born in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and peasant uprisings broke out everywhere. In addition, the struggle between bureaucrats and political power within the ruling class requires a visionary and talented person to change the social status quo in such a turbulent era. Therefore, Cao Cao later led troops to fight, conforming to the requirements of such an era. When Cao Cao was a child, he was very interested in the art of war and read many military works. So his father, Cao Song, was very angry, because Cao Cao danced with sticks and swords all day, which caused him a lot of trouble. Later, Cao Cao's military talents gradually emerged and gained the attention of the emperor. Cao Cao can lead troops to fight. In this process, Cao Cao met many talents and recruited them to his doorstep.

This work explains a different Cao Cao from an objective point of view.

Cao Cao joke

Cao Cao was a famous strategist and politician in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Besides, Cao Cao is also a writer, and his poems, such as A Trip to Xiamen and Song Xing, are famous masterpieces. Moreover, Cao Cao is also an inventor. Cao Cao likes to study something with wood. Such a generation of fierce Cao Cao never imagined that the jokes featuring him also became popular.

TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms Cao Cao stills

Once Cao Cao prepared to invite Liu Bei to dinner, and Liu Bei kept the appointment on time. During the dinner, when several people were having fun, Liu Bei farted, and everyone looked at each other at once, which was embarrassing, in order to alleviate the whole embarrassing atmosphere. Zhao Yun said quickly behind Liu Bei, please don't mind, fart comes from the sky. Guan Yu listened to Zhao Yun's admiration, not to be outdone, and quickly said, Fart comes from feathers. At this point, Zhang Fei said loudly, fart matter is coming. After everyone finished, they smiled at each other. During the dinner, only Cao Cao was very silent. He thinks that Liu Bei's subordinates are so loyal, which makes him deeply moved. After Liu Bei and others left, Cao Cao looked at his subordinates and said earnestly that Liu Bei's subordinates were so loyal to Liu Bei that they were willing to take responsibility for any mistakes made by the master. If this matter falls on me, will you bear it for me? As soon as Cao Cao finished speaking, all his generals expressed their willingness.

A few days later, Liu Bei invited Cao Cao to dinner. While eating happily, Cao Cao farted. Cao Cao's men thought about Cao Cao's serious problems the other day. Without thinking, he said: this fart was released by Chu. After hearing what Chu Xu said, Cao Cao stare big eyes. Then Dian Wei said: Fart is a classic. Seeing this scene, Huang Xu was not to be outdone, and hurriedly said: Fart is suspended. After listening to the first three answers, Cao Cao was almost out of breath. At this time, Guo Tu added: Fart is a picture. After hearing what Guo Tu said, Cao Cao was struck by a fatal blow and fainted on the spot.

Cao Cao Chen Palace

Everyone must know the story of Cao Cao and Chen Gong. After Cao Cao failed to assassinate Dong Zhuo, he fled. At that time, Dong Zhuo sent people to catch Cao Cao everywhere, and Chen Gong, then the magistrate of Zhongmu County, caught Cao Cao.

Chen Gong, the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Chen Gong admired Cao Cao's courage and boldness in assassinating Dong Zhuo, so he didn't report Cao Cao to his superiors. Instead, he discussed the grand plan with Cao Cao. Chen Gong was moved by Cao Cao's courage and boldness, so he abandoned everything and advanced and retreated with Cao Cao. At that time, Dong Zhuo offered a reward for the capture of Cao Cao. Cao Cao and Chen Gong disappeared. Cao Cao took Chen Gong to see his uncle Lv Boshe. Lv Boshe knew that Cao Cao was a wanted man, but he still took him in. Lv Boshe arranged them, and then rode a donkey to meet them in the street. When Chen Gong and Cao Cao went to the house to have a rest, they heard the sound of sharpening their knives outside, and someone said, Don't let this goods get away, kill them quickly. Chen Gong and Cao Cao thought that the Lu family wanted to kidnap them and get a reward, so they rushed out and killed them all. Later, Cao Cao and Chen Gong realized that it was a manslaughter. Lujia had slaughtered a pig to entertain them. However, it is too late to regret. Chen Gong and Cao Cao left Lv Boshe's house and met Lv Boshe who came back from drinking on the road. Cao Cao was worried that Lv Boshe would get even with him when he knew the situation, so he killed Lv Boshe. When Chen Gong saw this, he was very angry and thought he was following the wrong person. After falling asleep at night, Chen Gong wanted to kill Cao Cao, but left Cao Cao and defected to Lu Bu.

Chen Gong later became Lu Bu's strategist, but Lu Bu didn't listen to his advice. Finally defeated by Cao Cao. When Cao Cao saw Chen Gong, he wanted him to jump on his doorstep, but Chen Gong wanted to die. After Cao Cao struggled, he killed Chen Gong.

Huatuo Cao Cao

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms tells the specific story of why Hua Tuo was killed by Cao Cao. According to legend, Cao Cao personally cut down a pear tree because he wanted to build a palace, and the pear tree was located in front of Yuelong Temple. So Cao Cao offended the god of pear trees and had nightmares at night. Later, he had a headache and was devastated.

Hua Tuo stills from Romance of the Three Kingdoms

Someone recommended Hua Tuo to Cao Cao, saying that Hua Tuo's medical skill was brilliant, which might cure Cao Cao's headache and chronic diseases. After Hua Tuo treated Cao Cao, he pointed out that the cause of Cao Cao's headache was his head. First, he had to anesthetize himself with hemp powder, and then he had a craniotomy to take out those troublesome things in his head. Cao Cao was very shocked and scared after hearing this, so he shouted that Hua Tuo wanted to kill him. So Hua Tuo was put into prison by Cao Cao and finally executed.

According to Chen Shou's Records of the Three Kingdoms, Hua Tuo is not only a brilliant doctor, but also a scholar. Later, Hua tuo became Cao Cao's doctor. Every time Cao Cao has a headache, Hua Tuo will acupuncture, and Cao Cao will be fine. Hua tuo wanted to get the official position by Cao Cao, so he thought of a plan. Hua tuo claimed that his wife was ill at home and needed to go home to take care of her for a few days. Cao Cao agreed. When Hua Tuo returned to China, he refused to go back. At the same time, Cao Cao sent someone to invite him, but Hua Tuo remained unmoved. Later, Cao Cao was furious and ordered the Ministry to go to Hua Tuo's house to learn about the situation. If Hua Tuo's wife is really ill, she will give Hua Tuo a few more days. Otherwise, Hua Tuo will be arrested and imprisoned. After several trials, Hua Tuo confessed. Cao Cao wanted to execute Hua Tuo, during which someone came to intercede for Hua Tuo, but Cao Cao was unmoved and still executed Hua Tuo.