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What episode did Wang Xifeng say that I was young and didn't bully others?
What Wang Xifeng said herself.
The exact words are:
"... besides, I am young, and the first class is not heavy, so I have to pay attention to it. "
Why did Wang Xifeng say such a thing? Already home from Jia Lian, back to the room to ask:
At that time, it was the time when Xifeng made a lot of noise recently. Not a moment of leisure. When Jia Lian came back from a long journey, he saw that there was no stranger in the room, and he smiled and said, "Uncle is very happy. You have worked hard all the way. The young one heard yesterday's newspaper "Malay" and said that he would return to the government today. I just prepared a glass of wine to dust off, and I don't know if I can turn on the light. " Jia Lian smiled and said, "How dare you? Take on more responsibilities. " At the same time, Pinger and the maids finished their prayers and brought tea. Jia Lian asked about everything at home after he went. I also thank Xifeng for her hard work. Feng said, "How can I manage these things? I am shallow in knowledge, stupid in quarreling, and outspoken. When someone gives me a stick, I take it as a "needle". My face is soft, I can't stand being praised, and I feel merciful. Besides, I haven't experienced anything big, and I'm timid. My wife is a little sick. She is too scared to sleep. My wife is duty-bound to resign several times. Fan Tao said that I wanted to benefit from it and refused to study, but I didn't know that I had been insisting. I dare not say another word or walk more. You know, there are so many housewives in our family, which one is easy to tie? If there is something wrong, they just joke. If there is something wrong, they blame mulberry for cursing. Pushing down the oil bottle is the martial arts of the scarab. Besides, I am young, and the first class is not heavy, so I have to pay attention. What is even more ridiculous is that your daughter-in-law suddenly disappeared in that house, and eldest brother Zhen knelt in front of his wife again and again for mercy. As long as he asked me to help him for a few days, I refused again and again, but his wife refused and had to do it! I went there anyway, and it was not a scandal. Brother Zhen is still complaining and regretting. There you are. When you see him tomorrow, at least make up for it and say that I am young and have never seen the world, but it is wrong for me to appoint her.
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