Humorous introduction, short sentences.

My name is * *, I'm thirteen years old, and I'm just in Grade Two. I am of medium height, 1, 66, ranking tenth in my class. I have a long face, a short nose, big hands and feet, a pair of eyes that are not too big or too small, and my eyes are particularly dazzling. I can talk with a big mouth. As long as I speak, I can speak for an hour. I am not tall, short, fat or thin. On the whole, he is still very handsome. I study in Beijing * * Middle School. Our school uniform doesn't look good. They are all blue, so they are particularly easy to recognize. At first glance, it is a middle school student. My advantage is that I am very active. Every morning, I go outside to exercise, run and play the horizontal bar. Therefore, my physical education at school is particularly good, and there is no doubt about my study. I didn't get 90 points in the math exam, and my English is good. Therefore, my face is always full of joy. My weakness is that I can't play basketball. I don't know what basketball is, but I don't like it. I'm always distracted in class and don't pay attention to the class. So after the teacher called me, I stood up confidently, 80% was right, and the teacher was angry and laughing. This is me. Whenever you see me, I always smile. I will greet you warmly. Come on!

Humorous personality introduction II

My name is XXX. Some people may have heard of this name, and some people may not be familiar with it, but today's introduction will let you know me and get to know me. I came to XX Middle School in September this year, and my heart was full of joy. In the usual study, I really think quickly, and I can do calculations in mathematics and physics. And I have my own unique views on literature and history books. Life, time and spirit are the most precious things in time. It is believed that not only the brain but also the brain can feel and think. During these days, I met some classmates, and the communication between them was not only harmonious, but also enhanced friendship. I have been to many strange places. This is not the first time, nor the last time, because in the future society, I will fight and survive in this bigger strange world. In order to lay a good foundation for the future, I will work harder today than before. Usually, we almost see the world with the naked eye. Some people say that it really depends on gains and losses. But I often look at the world with new eyes, and the feeling after closing my eyes is unprecedented. It's not as refreshing as just mentioning it. Therefore, Lu Xun abandoned medicine and joined the literature, and may have thought of it. The status of Chinese for me, by going up one flight of stairs, is the sustenance of spiritual rise. This is me, a person with extremely complicated thoughts and full of hope for new things, so the future is not very beautiful, but as long as I work hard, I believe this world is the future I can aspire to. I hope you can give me more advice in class. Thank you.