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Zhou Yu’s remarks about Jingzhou
Zhou Yu went to Zhuge Liang again and again to ask for Jingzhou, and finally lost the sister of his master Sun Quan, and lost many soldiers (including his wife and some soldiers), and finally Zhuge Liang was so angry that he died. , so it’s thankless. I hope you are satisfied. 1. Cao Cao ate chicken ribs - tasteless, but a pity to discard them. 2. Zhuge Liang played the piano - it was calculated. 3. Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover - one was willing to hit, the other was willing to suffer. 4. Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows - yes. Borrowing without repayment 5. Zhuge Liang paid filial piety - pretending to be 6. Cao Cao met Jiang Qian - bad luck 7. Zhuge Liang was angry with Zhou Yu - a little trick 8. Cao Cao killed Hua Tuo - concealed his illness and refused to treat it 9. Zhang Fei ate bean sprouts - - A plate of small dishes 10. Cao Cao was defeated on the Huarong Road - as expected 11. Zhang Fei's embroidery - rough and fine 12. Zhuge Liang's bag - a clever plan 13. Adou became the emperor - weak and incompetent 14. Guan Yunchang walked away Maicheng - the first one when disaster strikes: Cao Cao eats chicken ribs. Once, Cao Cao led troops to attack Shu. The war was fought between a rock and a hard place. Cao Cao wanted to withdraw his troops, but he was afraid of being laughed at and felt very depressed. One night, the chef brought him chicken rib soup, and Xiahou Dun came to ask for the password. Cao Cao held the chicken rib between his arms and said "chicken rib, chicken rib" twice. Xiahou thought it was tasteless, so he sent an order to say that the secret code that night was "tasteless". Yang Xiu, the chief clerk, heard this and hurriedly asked the attendants to pack their bags. Later Xiahou saw it and asked why. Yang Xiu said: "My lord said that tonight's secret code is chicken ribs. It's tasteless to eat, so it's better to throw it away. I guess your lord must have the intention of retreating, so I packed my bags to avoid panic before departure." As a result, the entire battalion of soldiers packed up. Later, Cao Cao found out about it and had Yang Xiu killed because of the disincentive of the army. The second one: Zhuge Liang plays the piano. This refers to the fact that after Ma Su lost his street pavilion, Sima Yi led 100,000 troops to attack. Because Zhuge Liang only had a few thousand soldiers and horses around him, he had no choice but to use the empty city strategy. He played the piano upstairs and scared away a hundred thousand soldiers. The third one: Zhou Yu hit the yellow cover. When Huo Shao was in Chibi, in order to make Cao Cao believe that Huang Gai had surrendered so that the fire attack plan would be successful, Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai and implemented the bitter meat plan. Fourth: Zhuge Liang borrows arrows. In order to find an excuse to kill Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu deliberately asked Zhuge to make 100,000 arrows within a few days. But Zhuge Liang said it would only take three days. As a result, on the night of the third day, heavy fog arose on the Yangtze River. Zhuge Liang led 200 boats and beat drums in front of Cao Cao's camp. Because of the heavy fog, Cao Cao did not dare to send troops and ordered only to fire arrows. Zhuge Liang received 100,000 branches as a gift to Zhou Yu. Fifth: Zhuge Liang pays filial piety. After Zhuge Liang was angry with Zhou Yu, he deliberately took only Zhao Zilong to Soochow to pay filial piety in order to prevent the Sun and Liu families from falling apart. Sixth: Cao Cao meets Jiang Qian. In the Battle of Chibi. Jiang Gan went to Zhou Yu's formation twice. The first time he went, he brought back a letter saying that Cai Hao was secretly colluding with Soochow.
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