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My girlfriend always says that I am not romantic enough. How can I say sweet words?

1. Don't complain, hug me.

2. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that it is not a rumor.

3. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more I read it, the more I want to sleep.

4. Do you know what my weakness is? It's your fault.

5. I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

6. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is it getting heavier and heavier in my heart?"

7. It is sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi.

8. I'm nine and you're three, except you.

9. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."

1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

11. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

12. Guess where my heart is? To the left. Wrong, on your side.

13. I heard that my husband has a good housekeeping, and my daughter would like to hear more about it for the rest of her life.

14. Do you smell anything? No! How come the air is sweet when you come out?

15. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set."

16. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you've been running in my head all day!"

17. "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

18. "Do you know why I caught a cold?" "Because you caught a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

19. There are 1 ways to be sweet, including eating sugar, cake and thinking of you 98 times a day.

2. From now on, I can only call you you you, because you are in my heart.

21. Cloudy days in Karen Mok, rainy days in Stefanie and sunny days in Jay Chou are not as good as chatting with me.

22. Did you ask about the burning smell? That's my heart burning.

23. "Why are you hurting me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

24. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous ...

25. "The one in the amusement park, you can ride on it" and "What do you mean by spinning with music?" "Trojan horse." "mua"

26. "Facing you, I am not only understanding, but also understanding clothes."

27. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 7% of me.

28. "Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed?"

29. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

the firecrackers rang again in the 3 th and 3 th nights, but I didn't think as much as you did.

31. I want to get something. Wait a minute. I'll marry you.

32. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once I see you.

33. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman.

34. Are you nearsighted? (Not nearsighted) Then why can't you see that I like you?

35. What time is it? (12 o'clock) No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

36. Write your name on the cigarette and breathe it into your lungs to keep you closest to my heart.

37. I was born and lived in the south, planted in your hands, and finally I have been to different places.

38. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?

39. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help fall in love with me quickly!

4. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

41. Do you know the English words for walls, eyes and knees? Wall,eye,knee me too. I love you.

42. Duan, you and I want to go.

43. I got a cut on my hand, so you can scratch it, too, so we will be a couple.

44. I have nothing to do, and I like you very much. Once climbing to the top of the peek, one would see, one, one hug you. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, get along well with others.

45. Girl, I'm a shoo-in except for a kiss.

46. I don't have to feel sorry for others, but you are not others, you are mine.

47. I still like you, like eating spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of the date.

48. I like that you copied it for two minutes, and you can't withdraw it.

49. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

5. "Stay with me for the rest of your life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way."

51. "If people have tails, it's a little embarrassing to say so. Because when I am with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

52. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Aries?" "Wrong, I tailored it for you"

53. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."

54. The circle of friends that you praised is called donuts.

55. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.

56. I'm looking for a horse. What horse? Your wechat number.

57. Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

58. There is something on your face. What is it? Kind of beautiful.

59. I am very capable, but I can't do one thing. What? Won't leave you.

6. "Can you guess whether I like drinking or playing the king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you"

61. Wandering around for the first half of my life and cooking soup for you for the second half.

62. "Tell you a bad news" "What bad news" "My thoughts about you are not simple"

63. "How can I relieve my worries? Only violence …"? Huh? " "... hug you"

64. Chatting with you is like an exam. I always feel that I didn't do well in hindsight.

65. When it's cold, let me know what's going on under the covers.

66. "Do you like me?" Find out the repeated words in this sentence.

67, immediately =like you

68, "You are the heart, you are the liver, you are three quarters of me"

69, "n 55lw! n paau !” "What do you mean?" "You turn the phone upside down."

7. You are particularly annoying, likable and never tired of watching it today.

71. Let's play Woodenhead. Don't move. Ok! I lost, and my heart moved.

72. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? I'll feed you.

73. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Just hold me tight.

74. "People say your face is round, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "otherwise, how can it be so straight?"

75. "I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar you are suitable for?" "Slight sugar" "No, it's my chest"

76. "Are we friends now?" "Yes" "Not after that, because you are my girlfriend";

77. "Do you know where the coldest place in the world is?" There is no place for you.

78. "Can you read palms?" "a little, you need me in your life"

79, "please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

8. "If I have a child with you, what do you think it will be?" "What seat? Gemini? " "No, our masterpiece."

81. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

82. "Can you be my Oreo?" "Why?" "Because I want to hit on you."

83. "I think you look like a relative of mine." “?” "My mother's daughter-in-law."

84. "Do you know what is in the eyes of a lover?" "Xi Shi." "No, you appear."

85. "What clothes do you think are suitable for you?" "Nice clothes?" "No, it was conquered by me."

86. "Do you know how to eat this beef? I'll feed you. "

87. Guan Guanluo dove, in the river continent, my fair lady, what*s you qq?

88. "What would you like, sir?" "I want to open your heart."

89. "What do you belong to?" "I am a dog." "Stop lying, you belong to me."

9. "I'm looking for a way" and "Chunxi Road?" "No, Auntie washed the railway."

91. "I feel an earthquake. Why do I keep moving?" "No.""Oh, I was wrong. I was moved."

92. "What blood type are you?" "type a!" "No, you are my ideal type!"

93. "It's so cold. Do you know how to keep warm?" I don't know. I don't know, but I know how to marry you.

94. "There are 1 minutes for sweetness, do you know?" "I don't know." "Eating sugar, cakes and thinking about you 98 times a day."

95. "Hey, I want to listen to you like a song." "What song?" Snoring

96. You must come when I get married. Why? "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."

97. "Do you want a dog?" "What dog?" The single one

98, How many fingers are there in your left hand? 5, How many eyes do you have? 2, How many mouths do you have? 1, Well, I love you, too. 99, You are so homely. "No." "But you stayed in my heart and never moved."

1. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are most suitable for?" I don't know. "My wife."