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Is it a common saying that a person who is motionless is a bastard?
Yes, the sentence "Stand still is a bastard" is a sentence from the interview video of "Brother Dali", but this sentence is also an offensive saying, and such words are rashly published It's really easy to misinterpret comments as personal attacks.
Appeared in the dialogue between Xiao Shenyang and Song Xiaobao in "Only Money".
Little Shenyang: "Uncle, I can let go of you, but don't move."
Song Xiaobao: "I can't move? Impossible. Being still is a bastard."
Stand still is the prototype of the story of Bastard
This very funny dialogue is based on a story, based on a real event, a "stupid thief" who became popular all over the country in 2013 , he robbed a father and son with a knife next to an ATM, but was subdued by the other man. The other man told him not to move. The stupid thief said: "I can't move. If I don't move, then wouldn't I be a bastard?" ? Right?"
When the reporter asked him why he wanted to grab money, his answer was: to buy "Dali". I thought very simply. I can live my life, but I must drink "Dali". This stupid thief is a villager in Yingpan Village, Shenyang City. His family was originally very wealthy, but his family was impoverished because of drinking "Dali".
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