Shi Shuo Xin Yu collects short stories that you are interested in, and curbs three.

(sic) Xu went to look for Gu and Xu. Gu first fell asleep in his tent. When Xu arrived, he went to the corner of the bed to rest on Yu Xin. Then called Gu * * *, and Gu ordered him to take out new clothes from the truss around him and write them on him. Xu said with a smile, "Does Qingnaifu have anything to wear?"

Xu came to the front and had been sleeping in his tent. When Xu arrived, he went straight to the bed and lay down to chat. Then he asked why to go out together, why to let people around him bring the new clothes on the hanger and change the clothes he was wearing. Xu Siwen said with a smile, "Did you go out without clothes?"

Twenty-five or twenty-one rows, the mountains are high and deep.

(Original) Monk Kang has deep eyes and high nose. Every time the prime minister Wang Diao, the monk said: "the nose is the mountain on the face;" The depth of eyes and face. If the mountain is not high, it will not work, and if it is not deep, it will be unknown. "

Kang Sengyuan has deep eyes and a high nose, and Prime Minister Wang (Wang Dao) often laughs at him for this. Kang Sengyuan said: "The nose is the mountain on the face; Eyes are puddles on the face. If the mountain is not high, there is no aura, and if the pool is not deep, it is unclear. "

Twenty-five and twenty-two, He Chongtu is Buddha.

He was very diligent when he went to worship in the crock temple. Ruan Si said vaguely: "Qing is a big universe, and you die without fear." He said, "Why did you suddenly see Tui today?" Ruan said, "Thousands of county maps are still not available; Isn't it wonderful that the green is a picture of a Buddha? "

He Cidao (He Chong) went to the crock temple to worship Buddha, and he was very diligent. Ruan Siguang (Ruan Yu) said to him, "Your ambition embraces the universe, and your courage is beyond the times." He Ci said, "Why do you suddenly admire me today?" Ruan Yu said: "I want to be a county magistrate who manages thousands of households. This goal has not been achieved so far; You really want to become a Buddha. Aren't you ambitious? "

Row twenty-five, twenty-three, and fold corners at will.

(Original) The Western Expedition ended in Xiangyang. Yin he's book, send it at a discount and adjust it. Yu answered the book: "It is because of it. Although it is a failure, I still want to use it reasonably. "

Zheng Yuxi (Yu Yi) wanted to conquer the conference semifinals on a large scale. After he left, his troops were stationed in Xiangyang. Yin Zhangyu (Yin Xian) wrote him a letter and gave him a broken horn to laugh at him. Yu Yi said in his reply: "Although what you gave me is incomplete, I still want to fix it and use it."

Twenty-four rows are tuned to twenty-five, and the Qing dynasty has sat down to talk.

(Original) If Sima Huan wants to hunt in the snow, he must first ask Wang and Liu for permission. Zhen Chang saw that he was in a hurry and asked, "What does the old thief want with this?" Huan said, "I'm not like this. Why sit down and talk about it?"

Fu Huan (Huan Wen) wants to go out hunting in snowy days, and passes Wang Meng, Liu Wei and others first. Seeing him wearing a military uniform, Liu Yi asked, "Old man, what are you doing in a military uniform?" Huan Wen said, "If I don't, how can you people sit and talk?