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Black joke three obedient words

Sometimes we have to listen to what the elderly at home have said, and we would rather believe it than not.

For example, on the 15th day of the seventh lunar month, the yin energy is strong, so it is forbidden to walk at night.

Z had just retired from the army the year before last and found a job as a security guard in a commercial plaza in this city. Although the job was not difficult, it was very tiring and he often had to work shifts, and there were no holidays.

The moon was very round that night, and it was hot summer in August, with the temperature close to 40 degrees. The place where Z worked was in the control room on the negative floor, but it was a bit cold.

As usual, he came to the monitoring room with the late-night snack he had just bought. After finishing the late-night snack, it was almost 11 o'clock. Although almost all stores in the mall closed at 9 o'clock, there was a KTV. It didn't close until one o'clock in the morning. At this time, Z's job was just to watch the entire wall of surveillance screens, make sure nothing happened, smoke cigarettes and drink tea.

Although KTV closes at 1 am, most people have already left around 12 o'clock. The most annoying thing is that there are always one or two groups of people who can't let go until closing time. microphone inside.

Z looked at his watch. It was already 12:30. Following the surveillance, he could see that more than a dozen people walked out of the KTV and entered the elevator. Then seven or eight people got off on the B1 floor, and the rest People went down to the B2 floor and looked around for their cars after getting out of the elevator.

According to common sense, all the cars in the parking lot should be able to leave the mall before one o'clock, but just when Z was about to patrol the building, a car suddenly appeared from the surveillance on the second floor of the negative two floors on the other side of the screen. Drive in front of the camera

"I must have taken the wrong exit and turned back," because this mall only has one exit at night, and you can't go in or out after 11 o'clock.

Z lit another cigarette and looked at the screen, waiting for this meathead to find a way out first.

This shopping mall was newly built recently, and the seating area is not very large. At night Only one person is left on duty.

Sometimes, when you are alone in a certain place, you will find that the place is much larger than usual, and the surroundings are extremely quiet. The occasional noises are nerve-wracking. It was so tight that I couldn't breathe at all.

However, Z was used to this. He looked at his watch and saw that it was already 1:15. No matter how stupid a person is, he would not be able to drive out of the parking lot for nearly half an hour, and inside The signs are very clear.

Z gradually felt something was wrong through the surveillance. First, the car did not turn on the lights. Second, the car did not seem to be looking for an exit. It seemed to be circling the parking lot. !

Z has heard of the saying that ghosts break into walls, but these are all old-fashioned scary routines in novels or movies. Although Z doesn’t believe in these mythical things, in this case it still makes people laugh. There is a chilling feeling down the spine.

Z didn’t dare to think too much, so he was going to go directly to see the situation

“Ding dong”, the elevator reached the second floor of the negative level

Right in the elevator The moment the door opened, a dazzling light came in. He couldn't see what was ahead at all. He could only hear the sound of a car's engine, getting louder and louder, like an angry roar. Z instinctively moved back. He took two steps, and at the same time, a car crashed into the direction of the elevator door. Z was shocked and fell to the ground. Fortunately, the car was stuck outside the door frame of the elevator door, but part of the car body had already crashed in, leaving Z. Z is only one step away.

It took Z a while to recover. He recognized at a glance that this was the car that had just circled. The airbags in the car had all been deployed. He could not see the driver, only the driver. Bright red blood mixed with gasoline and other liquids dripped from the car.

What was happening in front of him made Z no longer care about the image of the mall. He took out his phone and called the police first.

After a while, the traffic police and the ambulance all drove to the parking lot. There was only one driver in the car, a man. Unfortunately, he died on the spot.

The police suspected that the car owner might be driving drunk, but found it unbelievable.

They came to the monitoring room where Z worked and started to play back the surveillance video

At 12:45:57, the car began to appear in the camera

12:47 At 21 minutes and 21 seconds, the car appeared on the screen again

At 12:49 minutes and 15 seconds, the car appeared again

...

It can be seen that this car Indeed, it was going around and around in the parking lot

At 1:17:35, the elevator door was about to open. From the angle of the camera on the elevator door, I saw the car suddenly turn on its high beams. The light rushed straight towards the elevator door, but the camera was illuminated by the high beam and could not see anything at all. Then the screen suddenly shook and the car crashed into it.

At 1:17:43, Z pressed the pause button.

The atmosphere became very strange.

"Look back and look"

1:17:42,

1:17:41,

1:17:40,

"Wait, let's rewind frame by frame from here."

The picture moves again and again, and everyone's eyes are fixed on the screen. .

The parts that were knocked away flew towards the car body again,

The airbag that popped up also retracted,

"Stop, stop, stop"

This scene just stopped at the moment when the bright light disappeared on the screen

But when I looked carefully, everyone took a breath

There was actually a pair of hands tightly The driver's eyes were covered with the ground...

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