A joke that can make the whole class laugh.

1, daughter: "Mom, I'm getting fat again, but our teacher says" heat expands and cold contracts ". It seems that I want a "cold contract". " Mom: "Have you thought of any good ideas?" Daughter: "all you have to do is let me eat two ice creams a day!" " "

A roommate has a steamed stuffed bun in one hand and a hat in the other. I saw him slap the steamed stuffed bun on his head and bite his hat.

On the way to class, the teacher suddenly said, "Whoever answers the next question I ask can go home directly from class." So I tactfully threw my schoolbag out of the window. The teacher immediately asked, "Who threw it?" "I threw it away! Then I'm going home! "

I love durian, but I have no money to buy it. Want to borrow some money from my deskmate: I want to eat durian, but I don't have that much money. Deskmate: Then you can buy a pitaya to eat in the toilet!

5. In middle school, the physics teacher gave lectures. Triboelectricity said: We take off our sweaters in winter. The sweater creaked. And lightning. But not in summer. Why? Boy in the back: Because I don't wear sweaters in summer.

6. The elephant stepped on the nest, and all the angry ants climbed on the elephant's back. When the elephant shook its body gently, the ant was knocked to the ground, leaving only one ant holding the elephant's neck. The ants on the ground shouted in unison: strangle it, strangle it;

7. One night, the monkey picked up a card. Because it was dark, he couldn't see what it was, so he climbed to the top of the tree and looked at it by moonlight. This is a lightning strike. The monkey exclaimed that it was a card.

8. The head teacher had a car accident and his right hand was broken. On the first day of class, he was still in plaster. His first sentence when he entered the class: "I didn't expect it? I am back in Yang Guo! " The class suddenly fell silent.

9. Once the teacher told a joke, the whole class laughed, but I didn't. The teacher asked curiously, why are you not young? I whispered: teacher, don't you often laugh for ten years? The teacher asked again, then you should laugh all the more. I took a look at the teacher, and then said with a serious face, teacher, I'm not ten years old. I just smile and it's gone.

10 A child yearns for the sea and finally has a chance to play at the seaside. He stood happily on the beach and shouted, "Sea, Mom". Suddenly a wave threw him down, and the child got up and scolded: bah, stepmother;