What are some humorous sentences that boast that my son can cook?

Humorous sentences that boast that his son can cook are:

1, my son just went to the kitchen for the first time today, but I think the food cooked today is just right. Sure enough, the delicacy of food is judged by the emotional system. Even though she cooks a lot of instant noodle soup and the dishes are fried without color and fragrance, I still think this is the best instant noodle I have ever eaten, and the dishes are all edible.

2, the baby son cooks for the first time! A Mu.

When I came back from work at noon today, my baby son was cooking at home and waiting! This is my son's first time cooking. I didn't expect my son to really grow up and understand. He was very touched, beautiful and sweet!

After coming home at noon, my son has already cooked the meal. Steamed rice, fried two dishes, delicious. This is the first time that he has cooked for us. Write it down.

Today, I taught my son to cook for the first time. I'm happy and sad. I really don't want him to grow up so fast, but he grew up unconsciously.