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Zhao Si's lines on the bus.
Husband and wife get on the bus.
Husband: Wife, you sit here, you sit here and I sit. . .
Liu: (grabbing the seat and facing the window) Bye! What number is this? . .
Husband: All right, brother, let's discuss something.
Liu: Go ahead.
Husband: Well, we are together. Please change seats.
Liu: Ah, then sit on her lap.
Husband: No, just go out and mind your own business, okay?
Liu: No, I will get carsick if I sit backwards like that. Last time I sat backwards, I fainted for four days and didn't get up.
Wife: Please sit there, dear.
Husband: I won't sit, I won't sit. Excuse me.
Liu: No, we take care of each other. I feel carsick. Oh, look, I don't feel well now.
Husband: Then I won't sit. I will arrive at the station later.
Liu: So you won't sit down? Then don't sit down. I'll do it. Oh, my God, this guy. (opens the window)
Wife: Honey, I'm a little cold.
Husband: Is it cold? Wait a minute (close the window)
Liu opened the window and her husband closed it.
Liu: Oh, my God, give me a bubble. You did it for me. (opens the window)
Husband: Hey, whose lighter is this? (turn). Did you drop your lighter? Is it yours?
Liu: Dude, if you don't say this, I'll close the window.
Fatty: Hey, I told you not to call me. Don't call me. Huh? In a bad mood. Why? All right, hang up, hang up, hang up, all right. Someone is staying. Put it here. Who will pack it? Whose? Throw it away.
Liu: My, hey.
Fat man: Why is it so hot this day? In the car. You won't open the window by the window, will you?
Liu: I dare not.
Fat man: How dare you? this
Liu: Hey, who dropped the lighter? Come on, come here and swing it. Let's go If you don't sway, you are afraid of someone.
The fat man fell asleep, and her husband Liu quietly closed the window and let out a cry. The fat man woke up.
Fat man: Why, who? Gee, what are you shouting? What are you yelling about? You turned off your phone.
Liu: No, I didn't turn it off.
Husband: Oh, it's too hot. I am wearing hot clothes today.
Fatty: No, why are you picking on us? Drive! (closes the window)
The husband quietly closed the window. Liu Zheng is going to wake the fat man, and her husband shouts, Fat man is awake.
Liu: Gee, this car is too hot.
Fat man: You can't open the window on a hot day. Why do you need to be beaten so much? I found you. Open it! (opens the window)
Liu: I didn't turn off my phone. I am really wronged.
Fat man: I tell you, if you shut me down again, I'll break up with you. I can't sleep well.
The husband tried to close the window and was caught by Liu.
Liu: Hey, big brother, look, I caught the boy who closed the window.
Fat man: No, good buddy!
Liu: I'm asking you a question. Why?
Fatty: It's none of your business. What do you mean?
Husband: Hey, big brother, I did close the window. What happened? My wife is pregnant and afraid of the wind.
Wife: Well, big brother, mine is pregnant, and I'm a little afraid of the wind. I want to turn it off.
Liu: You are pregnant. Why don't you just say it?
Fat man: You don't have to say that you are pregnant. Don't pregnant women know that they are afraid of the wind? Turn it off! There is no love at all.
Liu: Is it on or off?
Fat man: Turn it off! (closes the window). outcome
Liu: I woke up this morning and my right eyelid jumped.
The window was knocked open, and Liu He tried to close it, just caught by the fat man.
Fatty: What are you doing? You thought I was asleep, didn't you?
Liu: I didn't drive it. It opened and opened by itself.
Fat man: How to drive?
Liu: Yes, it will be opened soon.
Fatty: I'll watch it with you. Let me see how it works. Let's go
Liu couldn't open the window and was upset.
Liu: Why is it still neat (trying to open the window by hand)
Fat man: Look, you opened it yourself. What's the matter with you? I found you. I'm telling you, I'm just sleepy today I don't want to talk to you. If you dare to open it for me again (slap him in the face)
Liu: I am really wronged.
Liu pretended to make a phone call on the radio.
Liu: Hit him, hit him! (Fat man is startled) Why did you call me after a war? What formation is his opponent now? Ah, why, who, what do you want me to do in the war? If you want a photo, ah, I'll take 200 people. Ah, I said 200 people, and I said 200 people is enough? 200 people, you are deaf, ah, what does he have to do with that guy now? Take who? What? Scissors Ok, I'll get you a cart, and I'll be there in five minutes, okay? (Fat man interrupts)
Fatty: Hey, brother, what's the matter? What are you doing? What about formation? Is the picture right? Come on, I'll help you find some people. Two hundred people may not be enough. Come on, I'll find you some people (to rob the radio).
Liu: Keep the change.
Fat man: No, I just found you with a broken radio. Are you putting it aside to scare me? What do you want?
Liu: No, I'm listening to storytelling.
Fat man: I find out what's wrong with you (catch Liu)
Liu: Look, big brother, this window may be opened.
Fat man: Take this, quickly. Get up! Come on, brother, come and sit down
Husband: Brother, I'll stand for a while.
Fatty: Please, I can't sleep well either. I'll knock when I talk to you. (Husband sits) Where is my brother's house?
Husband: Tiexi's
Fatty: I'm talking! (Liu dodges) Where is your home?
Husband: Tiexi's, and you, big brother?
Fatty: My aunt's.
Liu: Well, I am also an aunt.
Fat man: Hold it!
Fatty: What, did you take your wife for a checkup?
Husband: Yes.
Fat man: Boys and girls.
Husband: I can't say for four months.
Fat man: Both boys and girls are good. I tell you, we must help boys and girls, right?
Husband: Yes.
Boxer: Sawadika! Savaku, love you, Sai Yo, I love you (boxing).
Liu: And?
Boxer: Huh? Is it Xiaoguang?
Liu: It's me.
Boxer: Brother Guang! (Hugging) How many years has it been?
Liu: Oh, you hit people so hard.
Boxer: Ah, I practice. . .
Liu: Boxing?
Boxer: What are you doing? Why are you standing when everyone else is sitting
Liu: I was bullied.
Boxer: Who is it?
Liu: The bus is very hot. . Get up! (Husband stands up)
Boxer: Who dares to bully Xiaoguang?
Liu: The bus is very hot. When I open the window, they talk to me. It's no use.
Boxer: Don't leave the window open, right?
Liu: Yes.
Boxer: I'll open it. Who won't let go?
Liu: I'm asking you a question. Hey, if you shake it again, if he sees it, you shake it again.
Fatty: No, brother, brother.
Liu: One for each of us.
Fatty: Let me tell you something. There is a pregnant woman in the car. . You got it?
Boxer: Stop the car now!
Liu: OK, be generous.
Boxer: Stop the car! Stop the car. Ah, hit (Liu takes off his hat and hits him on the head)
Liu: It's me.
Boxer: Is it a man?
Liu: Yes.
Boxer: There is a pregnant woman in the car. What window do you play in that corner? Turn it off! Riding with people like you is my job, you know? Don't say you know me in the future.
Liu picked up his hat and everyone laughed.
Fat man: Sawadika (laughs), Muay Thai (laughs)
Liu wry smile, continue to close the window.
Fatty: Come on, brother, leave me this phone. I have a request, when the child is born.
Husband: Think of you as michel platini.
Fat man: Well, that's what I want. I got to the station and got off. (Liu) Brother, a little love, huh?
Husband: Let's go. We are also at the station.
Wife: Well, big brother, we all misunderstood today. Don't worry about it. Thank you.
Liu: It doesn't matter to give some love.
Husband: Thank you.
Liu: I'll drive, I'll drive. what can I do? I'll drive back and forth. I sit (take off my shoes). what can I do? I'll see who dares to say anything. My aunt, where are you from? What is your aunt's (fan the air)
Woman 2: What are you doing, big brother (Liu takes shoes). Please sit down.
Liu: No, it's for you. Are you alone?
Woman 2: Yes, just me.
Liu: No one to accompany you?
Woman 2: No.
Liu went to the window and stood.
Woman 2: What are you doing, big brother?
Liu: Give some love.
Woman 2: What kind of love do you offer? The wind stopped you. How hot it is!
Liu: The key is you. Aren't you afraid of the wind?
Woman 2: What's wrong with me? I am afraid of the wind.
Liu: Aren't you pregnant?
Woman 2: You are sick (Liu turns out of the window). I'm not married. He said I was pregnant. How can I get married?
Liu: Big sister.
Woman 2: Who is it? (Liu is chasing outside the window. )
Liu: Pass me the bag.
Woman 2: How did you get down?
Liu: I'm here.
Here you are.
Liu: Well, you have to close the window. You are afraid of the wind.
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