How do you feel about Japan?

Originally, Japan is a country with "freedom of speech", and it is more thorough than all countries-there is no "treason", so you can talk casually. Don't believe it, the bookstore is selling Okinawa Independence with great fanfare. Not long ago, an official of the defense agency was caught selling information to foreign countries, but he could not be charged with espionage: there is no such thing as "espionage" in Japan. In the end, he was prosecuted for "violating the confidentiality obligation of civil servants". How important it can be to violate an obligation is completely different from the nature of "Japanese rape". So "splitting Japan" is not something that can be hyped. Transferred from Dan's Divided Japan, what's the matter?

Japan is a divided country. There are two kinds of Japan: East Japan and West Japan, which are more often called Kanto and Kansai. Kanto refers to the metropolitan area, that is, a part of Tokyo's 23rd district and its surrounding counties such as Kanagawa and Saitama, while Kansai refers to Kobe (Kyoto, Osaka and Kobe) and its surrounding areas. Why is it called "off"? It turns out that Japan is divided into many small countries, and there are checkpoints on the border, which are called "customs stations". The most famous is Hakone-CHO now, and the place farther east from there is a wild place, so we should sing "People who go to the East for no reason". Who would have thought that in 500 years, the East would become so climate?

Japan has a population of more than 100 million, with the metropolitan area accounting for half, Gyeonggi Province God accounting for 30%, and the rest of Nagoya and Hiroshima are surrounded by two circles. There are basically no people in other places. Didn't you hear someone say, "The highways in Hokkaido are full of bears" when the parliament quarreled? Some people will say, aren't you talking about a geographical concept? Why are you exaggerating and alarmist?

I am not exaggerating. Which country's power grid do you think has two cycles? Japan has two cycles, 50 Hz in Kanto and 60 Hz in Kansai! How can there be such an evil thing? Very simple, the Japanese learn from foreigners to generate electricity, Kanto learn from Europeans to buy 50 Hz generators, and Kansai learn from Americans to buy 60 Hz generators! Then why not buy the same one? It's easier. If that boy buys this, I have to buy that! It still is. For example, Sony and Panasonic can never pee in the same pot. If Sony comes out with something, Panasonic will have to kill it. If Sony gets the test system for video recording, Panasonic will have to promote the VHS system. Sony has 8mm, Panasonic has C-VHS, now Sony is a memory stick, Panasonic or SD card. There are many superficial reasons. To put it bluntly, one is Kanto and the other is Kansai. But this next-generation DVD, these two friends slept together inexplicably, and I don't know when they were with Toshiba.

But at that time, few people used electricity, and it didn't matter how many hertz. Later calls are widely used and connected to the power grid, so they are in trouble. Power plants and power plants can't be connected to the grid, and users are unlucky: it's a good thing that you moved your home from Osaka to Tokyo. Before I tell you about the happiness of moving, let me ask you, is there enough money? Do you need your friend's help? Your household appliances must be completely replaced.

The Japanese can also figure out a way. There is no way for the power grid, but for the electrical appliances. If you buy Japanese electrical appliances, don't be moved by the enthusiasm of the Japanese to take care of users around the world when you see the back marked 50/60 Hz. It's a by-product of their stupid ancestors.

What is the difference? There is a big difference. Say something strange and he will stand still. You all know whether he is from Kansai or Kanto. That man said you were exaggerating, not exaggerating. If you don't take the escalator, you have to stand aside and make way for others. Just step aside, Kanto people stay on the left and Kansai people stay on the right! So when you want to step aside, you must first think about where you are now, or you will be laughed at for blocking traffic.

Who laughs at who? Kanto people laugh at Kansai people, Kansai people laugh at Kanto people, and everyone looks down on them. Kansai people look at Kanto people, aren't they nouveau riche? What's so great about the capital? Nara, Osaka, Kyoto, Kobe, who hasn't been to the capital? Where were you when we were in the capital? Therefore, when the Japanese arrive in Tokyo, they must speak Mandarin in an orderly manner, but Kansai people dare to speak dialects loudly, that is, our dialect at that time was Mandarin! Japan's so-called first-class enterprise, that is, "a listed enterprise" (not counting "some listed enterprises", but "the first listed enterprise in Tokyo Stock Exchange"), no matter where it started, almost all its headquarters are in Tokyo. Those who are not in Tokyo are stubborn people in Kansai, such as Panasonic and Kobe Steel Works.

Where are the Kanto people? Look at the Kansai people as a whole, clinging to the old imperial calendar of "We used to be rich" all day, and don't look at what they have become now. Have the ability to do a good job in the economy first.

Kansai people have different explanations: Kanto people are stupid, holding a thick leg to the end and only voting for the Liberal Democratic Party. Kansai people are different. They oppose one-party dictatorship and vote for the opposition party. Of course, the LDP will retaliate. I am particularly interested in this statement. It is a fact that the LDP is ruthless in East Japan, and it is also a fact that the opposition party is ruthless in West Japan. The mayor of Kyoto used to be * (I don't know if it is now), but is it true that the Liberal Democratic Party retaliated against Kansai? I asked the person who said this if he had any evidence, but he couldn't get to the point for a long time. Finally, "Anyway, the Liberal Democratic Party is not a good person, but a good person. Why don't we vote for them? They will definitely retaliate. " So there's no evidence? Cynics all over the world are the same everywhere.

If there is no evidence, don't say it, say there is evidence. Sakura Bank (formerly Mitsui Bank) in Kansai is teetering, while Mitsubishi Bank in Kanto is growing well. Congress is debating whether to save Dai Rong Supermarket in Kansai, but the result has not yet come out. All the industries sold in Dai Rong were acquired by JUSCO in Kansai.

The funniest thing is that not only the economy of Kansai has gone from bad to worse, but even people in Kansai seem to have become stupid.

No matter how good a friend is, he will jump up when he hears this sentence: "How dare you look down on Kansai people?"

I quickly explained that I was not talking nonsense, and I had proof. The famous schools in Kansai have declined in the national ranking, and all of them have been replaced by Kanto. Doesn't this mean that Kansai people are beginning to be more stupid than Kanto people?

Hearing this, my friend trembled with anger and shouted, "Are you from Kanto? How so stupid. Kansai was persecuted by the liberal democratic party and its economy was not good. Kansai people are poor and can't afford to go to Dongda University, so they study at Peking University and Osaka University at home. Those rankings are only the enrollment rate of Dongda University, and Kansai will certainly fall. "

I see. That makes sense, but does the LDP seem to have no problem?

If a person walks into a dead end, he can't get out.