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20 16 year of the monkey joke
Ok, here are some funny jokes, I hope they will cheer you up:
1. Why are starfish always so hard to catch? Because they always suck themselves on the rocks with "suckers"!
2. Why are elephants always so heavy? Because they have "heavyweight" muscles!
3. Why are monkeys always so flexible? Because they have the flexible gene of "Year of the Monkey"!
4. Why are pigs always so cute? Because the way they walk with "pig's feet" is very cute!
5. Why are cats always so lazy? Because when they want to be lazy, no one will find out
I hope these jokes will make you happier!
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