What are the classic jokes in Little Shenyang?

-Oh, brother, are you the boy who sings the duet? Is your name Xiao Shenyang? -How? -Oh, my God, look at you. You look like the sea. -Little sister, do you like me? Are you in love with me? -Dude, don't get me wrong. I feel seasick. I feel sick at the sight of the sea. 2. How old are you? -Free 28. People will choke to death if they recite words. One day, I was walking on the road and suddenly found myself being targeted. Four or five old men chased me, so I ran quickly. I watched the suburbs run. I'm about to get on the highway. I think it's not good. You have to pay a bridge toll to get on the expressway. Not cost-effective. Friends, you don't have to clap, no, no, no! When your wrist hurts, so does my heart. Don't be afraid, sister, I am "silver"! 6. Last year, Tomb-Sweeping Day came back to burn paper for grandpa. It was very late that day, so I put on my casual clothes in a hurry and went in. When I reached the intersection, I saw, alas, many people were burning paper here, so I went in with the paper in my arms. These people who burned paper at the grave watched me run away and lost my shoes. The most hateful thing is that an elder sister actually muttered, "Oh, my God, so soon?" I just lit it and came to get it? "What do you think I am? I looked under the light and ran away, leaving an old man kneeling and crying. I jumped over and said to him, "Why don't you run when others are running?"? "Do you look down on me?" The old man cried at that time: "Mom, will you stay away from me?" Who knew you weren't afraid? If my leg hadn't been broken, I would have run first! "1 Why is this?