Funny sentences that make people laugh and practice their eloquence

1. No doubt, I am the poor man in your dream.

2. When I have money, I will buy a bus, use the dedicated bus lane, and park at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this It's a private car.

3. Women should not think that good looks mean they can stop reading, and men should not think that good looks mean they can be ugly.

4. I feel that I am special. I have been watching the 86 edition of Journey to the West for many years. I always thought there were more than 100 episodes, at least 50-60 episodes. As a result, I wanted to watch it today, and it was only episode 25. Why did I always feel like I couldn’t finish it when I was a kid? Do you still think Journey to the West is a long children's book?

5. Someone actually put on blue eye shadow because I had dark circles!

6. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

7. I am not Superman because I wear my pants outside my underwear.

8. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

9. Waiting for your concern, waiting until I close my heart.

10. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having loved each other.

11. The weather is so hot that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

12. Don’t mess around with life, or life will mess you up.

13. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stay at a safe distance.

14. Today’s mobile phones and computers are all popular with touch screens. A friend said with emotion: Technology is developing so fast now, maybe one day all TVs will have touch screens. Another friend said: You are stupid! I don’t have a remote control, so I have to walk over and poke it with my finger?

15. When I love you, what you say is what I say. What do you say you are when I don't love you.

16. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

17. Women often have eloquence but not body shape; men often have body shape but not money.

18. I wish I could grow old together with you if I am not careful.

19. It was still easy to mess around in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can become a civil servant.

20. People want to lose weight, reduce waist and butt, why do you have to start with brain cells.