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Humorous jokes make your girlfriend happy.

Humorous jokes that make girlfriends happy are as follows:

Once upon a time, there were two people, one named Zhuang and the other named Xiao, who were missing for a day. Zhuang happened to see a group of people fighting, so he went to Bala and said, I'm looking for Xiao. The gang paused and said, are you faking it? Yes, I am.

The mother called her son to get up again: "Jacques, good boy, it's time to get up." You have heard the cock crow several times. " The son said, "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen.

Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by a gibbon. After the gibbon cleaned it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

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The husband took an orchid bowl and solemnly said to his wife, "You can't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left, and you have broken the others. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too, leaving me alone. "

The so-called love at first sight is nothing more than seeing the color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons. The so-called buddies are the best, but they are just arrogant. The so-called sisters are the biggest waves, but they are only pretending. Have a good time.

Children are thinking about "heredity and environment". Mom interjected: This question is very simple. As we all know, children who look like their fathers are inherited. Like neighbors, that is the environment.