Cf classic funny quotations

1, don't throw a gun in front of a girl, because throwing a gun doesn't mean you can be cool. Even if you can throw a gun, she may be a man at all!

2. I choose to jump around to increase the difficulty of being blocked by you. When I choose not to move, it is your silent protest to shoot me in the head!

3, you are good at everything, just like a knife, and the result is miserable! I don't want to think about age and use a knife!

4. My brother's courtesy value is very poor, because I often give up halfway, because I have a belief that if I can't win, I must win!

5, sorry, your head is not worth my explosion!

6, the sky is grey and wild, and G is dead.

7. At noon on the day of weeding, C4 buried the soil, opened it by CT, and blew it to 250. Swallow, wearing a bulletproof vest and holding an AK47 in his hand, I asked Swallow why you came. Swallow says bullets are the cheapest here. Swallow, I come to Henan every day. I asked Swallow why you came. Swallow says the administrator in Henan is the laziest.

8, brother, don't go to Guangyi, because there are seniors there! Now, my technical level will make my predecessors feel ashamed!

9, open g, JJ is small, ten years is difficult for one second.

10, it's okay, don't cut in line in front of me. Cutting means you want to make things bigger. If things get serious, I'll be angry with you. When I am crazy, I get angry. When I am angry, I will shoot. When I catch it, I will blow you up!

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12, CF professional Raytheon cut off power, black dragon fell off paint, Kirin broke, dragon broke the mirror, the fire of the raptor, Panlong card machine, C4 short circuit, flash tide, smoke leakage, blade rolling, wrench slipping, hand axe broken handle. A child is innocent, the price is favorable, welcome to repair!

13, the head shot needs not courage, not technology, but anger!

14, brother, never go to the team channel. It's not that brothers are bad, but that every team needs brothers!

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