About Joke Debut

Me More than 60 years ago, a friend told me a joke that made me laugh so hard that I ended up in the hospital because of severe stomach pain. Before the doctor performed the operation on me, he asked me why I was smiling like this, and I told him. He laughed wildly after hearing this, and finally died of laughter. I was taken to court. The judge asked me to tell the joke and let the jury decide whether it met the factual requirements for manslaughter. I asked to sign an exemption contract. The judge adjourned the case and reopened the case one day later, announcing that he had accepted my opinion. So, I told the joke in front of the court. As a result, some people laughed so much that they knocked on the table, and some people rolled on the floor with laughter. Later, everyone who heard the joke that day died laughing. I instantly became a celebrity, and reporters from all walks of life asked to interview me. I knew that telling this joke might constitute an infringement of public opinion, so I faced the camera and said something vaguely to the effect of: "The reason is always a lie." , belief is always masturbation. Unexpectedly, one day, a few mysterious plainclothes broke into my bedroom and dragged me into a dark room. After a long time. The bright light shone on my face. I reluctantly opened my eyes and was shocked. The person sitting in front of me was the only person who was as well-known as me - the president. The president roughly explained the purpose of arresting me, which was very simple: to take this. The joke was recorded and sent to the dictator of the hostile country in the Middle East to make him laugh to death. I had to agree to his request and also pointed out that the joke was a weapon of mass destruction and could not be targeted at civilians. Two weeks later, the president agreed. It was announced that the key technology of that joke had been mastered and successfully tested in the desert area. This caused an uproar in the world, and many countries were panicked. International military experts named this "laughing deterrence". At this time, a country in the East. It was suddenly announced that I had mastered the joke, and the friend who originally told me the joke defected to the country. So, a "laughter-deterrence balance" was formed between us. Three years later, on April 1, what I had been worried about finally happened. : A terrorist organization in the Middle East stole the original technology of that joke. As a result, civilization suffered unprecedented damage, and governments were panicked all day long. The United Nations had no choice but to hold a global summit and finally designated April 1 as April Fools' Day. The past has passed and I have reached my final years. Before I leave this world, as a witness to history, I think it is necessary to tell everyone this joke. The joke my friend told me that day was very simple and short, just one sentence: I once. I've been to the women's restroom three times without entering!