Ask 100 classic one-liners?

It's called flirting for men to fool women. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

2. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and Niu bi works overtime to knock on the computer.

3. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!

Feeding 22% of the world's population with 7% arable land is not an achievement at all. Look at Japan. Known as Niu B, 90% of the world's pornography is produced with 65438+ 0.5% of the world's population.

I stared into your eyes and found deep black loneliness. You said it was because the night was too short. You look into my eyes. I found a fiery thorn, and I said it was because I slept on the electric mattress-I was angry. ....

6. In life, everyone is an actor, and only the best of them pretend to be B.

7. How can we meet the low tide of life after a night of high tide?

8. I like boring people. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me. ?

9. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim ...?

10. The ancients said that an inch is long and an inch is strong, and an inch is small and an inch is clever-I am sometimes strong and sometimes clever. ?

1 1. There are so many friends in the country, and countless heroes are folded around your waist. I am a clever old man, but I can't do it if I want to. I'm looking for a 34D hug, which is obviously too high. ...

12. Being bored means no one is chatting with you.

13. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration?

14. I really want to wear a pair of shoes and carry thermos flask to the streets to play Hennessy XO every day.

15. You've been lovelorn more times than you've lost football in China.

16. People's peach blossoms come and go, just like the physiological cycle.

17. I envy her being able to go clubbing after her injury. I envy him so much. I can soak three after the injury.

18. Elite, as fine as an eagle.

19. I am poorer than the poor and middle peasants!

20. The most valuable and potential brand in Japan, * V, is much stronger than LV. . .

2 1. I recalled 250 times in my last life and got the rape of Jing Ye.

22. Buddha said that a person's life is between breaths. I feel ashamed to hear that, because my life is still entangled in QQ. ?

23. Really pretend to force, dare to face your face without thickness ~

24. People are floating in rivers and lakes. Who can avoid being stabbed? The rivers and lakes are stormy, and wine is like a steel knife. Glaring cross-country, jade arm collar * *, getting stabbed, making me scream. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, one knife at a time. Knife knife disease such as electricity, from the back of the head. There are herbs in the world, and herbs are poison. There are a thousand willows, and only one underpants is left.

25. I don't want to look for anything when I look up at the sky alone. I am just lonely.

26. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

27. My uncle hates my sister-in-law when he comes to use it.

28. words are like shooting. If you write too much and shoot too much, it will be sparse. After years of splashing ink, it seems to be indulgence, but it is not nirvana, a romantic affair.

29. Are you free tonight? Come to my house to eat noodles and take a bath! (quite obscure)

30. Medicine tonic is not as good as food tonic, and food tonic is not as good as complementary yin and yang.

3 1. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not.

There are actually two kinds of so-called "poor households"-poor due to lack of money and poor due to lack of sleep. After all, it's both. ?

According to the political book, it is not others who rule this country, but me, the proletariat. I lead rich peasants, landlords, capitalists and all rich bad guys to communism! ! ! !

34. The old friend said goodbye, looked at the three confidants and sang * * * like three lovers on the pillow. Uncle dug three holes, put three holes, put one hole, put two holes, and repeatedly put your ya designated concussion.

35. My period is coming, can the safety period be far behind?

36. Long-term low-cost acquisition of various idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.

37. I want to eat sugar white rabbit milk.

38. People are floating in rivers and lakes, and no one can help Man Xiu.

39. I am not lonely, because I am accompanied by loneliness.

40. Buddies have a good psychological quality, just like no psychological quality.

4 1. Men's Show-It's polite.

42. You might as well stay at home and fantasize.

43. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.

44. When philanderer meets the water-based floret, it will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual storm.

45. Petty bourgeois mind, angry upper body, punk lower body, Gothic mind. -These are four new people in the new era.

46. There is no heart, no money, no money, no affection, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

47. I didn't do it for money, I did it for a living. I don't want to have sex. I love you.

48. It's getting cold. Please put on your clothes in time and pay attention to warmth and lust.

49. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

50. Life is like a super girl, and those who stick to it to the end are pure men.

5 1. Wine always reminds men of women, and wine also reminds women of men. The only difference is that men think of all kinds of women after drinking; When a woman drinks, she often only thinks of a man, and often thinks of a man who abandoned her.

52. Once again, I wish those netizens who vent their anger in the cat-flapping beauty posts: hold the Chinese pencil in their hands and look at the words on the pen: 2B!

53. If she loves me like KFC, she will cheat when she sees aunt abalone. If my loyalty to him is as sweet as Yili milk, give me a bowl of rock candy bird's nest, and I will definitely betray it.

54. There is a heart hidden under Niu Bi's appearance. ...

55. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

56. A winding river in front of my brother; There are waves on my sister's chest

57. Tears are the most overbearing hidden weapon. Gu Long said: Women's tears are simply more terrible than hidden weapons's. No matter how good hidden weapons is, you can at least hide. Women can't even hide their tears. No matter how great hidden weapons is, he can punch a few holes in you at most, but a woman's tears can break your heart.

58. Humanity Humanity means that people have sex, that is, they don't know their surnames, but they also have sexual requirements. ?

59. My wish: I get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.

It's strange that women know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.

6 1. The ancients said: Think twice before you act; Modern people pay attention to: 34 and then D.

62. People who like drinking also like women and friends more. Because when drinking, it is easy to think of women and talk about friends.

63. The world is big and a bed is small. The two people in bed used to be very nice, but they can't grow old together. ?

64. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.

65. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better. ?

66. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations. Have you ever seen anyone thank you like this? )

67. Is the drop in wages called negative growth or growth? Is it passive power+rape or power+rape ~

68. Love is a scam, and I am at best an undercover ~

69. I am also the seed of infatuation. It rained ... and I drowned.

70. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

7 1. Old advice: Daughter, eat properly to lose weight.

72. Once I got drunk and took a taxi, my brother said, did you drink? I said: drink a lot. My brother said, I also drank. Scared me out of the sliding door. Brother said: I'll drink it when I get home later.

73. My only property is the 80G porn on my hard disk. ?

74. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.

75. The heart doesn't follow the love, and it is agreed to spend the night.

76. My brother is a legend. Don't ask me which unit I work in.

77. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated. ?

78. Sudan Red has a ten-year incubation period. This wedding cake disappeared as soon as it was eaten in Lima.

79. Love is a luxury. It's like a fox coat in a Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch it, because it is indispensable to meet the right person at the right time and in the right place.

80. The bombarded head was also combed by lightning.

9 1. God arranged for me to be an affectionate person, but arranged for me to meet countless heartless people, so I finally honed myself into a promiscuous person. Others are loved by everyone, and I am loved by everyone.

The important task of post-92.80 is to create post-80 s.

93. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain. ?

94. I have a good background, and I only have a back.

95. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am. ?

96. It's important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ..... Everyone knows what happened afterwards.

97. Some people say that I don't talk to her on QQ. How could I? As long as you don't mate, how to communicate will do.

98. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.

99. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

100. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.