Couple joke about girl calling uncle

1. My buddy fell in love with a girl. On the evening of Valentine's Day, he asked the girl out for a couple's meal.

After drinking a few glasses of red wine, he took advantage of the wine and boldly asked: "You...can you be my girlfriend?"

The girl didn't even think about it. Without thinking, he shook his head firmly.

The buddy was very sad, picked up his coat, said "bye" to the girl and left.

Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, the girl shouted loudly from behind: "I love you."

He was so excited that he quickly ran back to the dining table and looked at it with a smile. He looked at the girl, but the girl said to him quietly: "Hey, you, you haven't paid for the meal yet."

2. A classmate, he dropped out of junior high school. Yesterday I asked: Do you know how to wash tattoos?

I asked: What happened?

He said: I met a girl named Xia'er a while ago. She was so beautiful. I fell hopelessly in love with her and was willing to give everything for her, so I tattooed her name on my arm with ink. It hurt for several days!

I asked: Why do you need to wash it again?

He said: Damn it, I just found out today that her name is "Xia You".

3. On a whim today, I sent a text message to tease my husband: "Handsome guy, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Come out to have a meal together."

I thought he would cooperate and say yes or go. What the hell, and so on, but this guy replied, "Your sister, who are you sending this to?"

4. My boyfriend and I went to the park to play. By the park lake, I saw a pair of mandarin ducks swimming in the water.

I was so envious that I couldn't help but fall in love with the scene. I grabbed my boyfriend's hand and said affectionately: "Dear, let us be like this pair of mandarin ducks in this life, swimming in this ocean of love forever. Okay?”

After hearing this, the boyfriend burst out laughing, and then said in a puzzled manner: “How could a mandarin duck swim into the ocean? Unless it was hit with a stick!”