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Beg some adult jokes! ! ! It's urgent. it's urgent
A man met a prostitute in the street. The man said, "Let's find a place to do things. I have 15 yuan. "
Money. "The prostitute said," Fifteen dollars can only be shown to you. " "all right." The man replied. So they went to an empty lane, the prostitute pulled down her pants and the man knelt on the ground. As it was dark, he couldn't see clearly, so he lit the lighter.
The man said, "Hey, your pubic hair is ... so dense, so numerous, so bright ... so beautiful." The prostitute said, "Thank you!" The man said, "Can I ask you a personal question?" The prostitute said, "Yes." The man asked, "If I pee, can I soak all my pubic hair?" The prostitute said, "Of course." The man said, "well, you'd better start peeing now, because there is a fire under you!" " "
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