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Lv Bu

Speaking of the first valiant soldier in the Three Kingdoms period, it must belong to Lu Bu. There is a folk saying that "Lu Bu is in the people and a red rabbit is in the horse", which is enough to illustrate his extraordinary position, but it is such a valiant soldier who withdrew from the historical stage of the Three Kingdoms early. Don't Liu Bei and Cao Cao cherish talents? Of course not. It can be seen from Lu Bu's character that Lu Bu's failure is inevitable. So let's take a look at Lu Bu's personality today.

First, willfulness. Lu Bu was originally Ding Yuan's adopted son. When Dong Zhuo crusaded against Ding Yuan, in order to win over Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo gave the Red Rabbit to Lu Bu. Lu Bu was very happy when he got the red hare, and decided to kill Ding Yuan and take refuge in Dong Zhuo. In this way, Lu Bu became Dong Zhuo's subordinate and took Lu Bu as his adopted son. Stuart Wang Yun designed to alienate Dong Zhuo from Lu Bu, and Lu Bu was really cheated. In order to get the story of diusim, he killed Dong Zhuo again. It's so headstrong. It's really disgusting. So a joke "Lyu3 bu4, red hare, painting halberd in the air, stabbing adoptive father to death" was circulated. After killing his adoptive father, he stood on his own feet, but because his power was too small, he had to rely on others, but he was often willful, like a "swing". Whoever was strong would rely on him.

Second, foolhardy. We all know Lu Bu's bravery. From many generals like Lian Ke Yuan Shao to fighting alone with Liu Bei, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, it is indeed brave and unusual, but often a person plays to the extreme in one aspect and is very lacking in the other. Lyu3 bu4, IQ is obviously insufficient. We all know that many enemies are not as good as many friends, but this product makes enemies everywhere, making everyone dislike him and want his life. Even his strategist Chen Gong finally got angry with him.

Third, greed. He is not only greedy for money, but also lustful. He wants all the good things. Cao Cao once assassinated Dong Zhuo under the guise of offering a precious sword. When Lu Bu learned of it, he wanted to ask Dong Zhuo for it. After seeing the beauty of Diusim's story, he wanted to keep Diusim's story for himself, so he broke up with Dong Zhuo.