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The more he watches, the less he talks;
The less he talks, the more he hears.
Why can't we all be like that clever old bird?
A clever owl lives on the top of an oak tree;
The more you watch, the less you say;
The less you talk, the more you listen.
Everyone learns from owls, and adults do the same.
Pete, Pat, have a nice day,
The little robin flew away;
Where will little Robin be?
Come under the cherry tree.
Little Robin,
Call and fly away;
Fly to where?
Fly into the cherry tree.
Two birds, two birds
Are you ready to play two birds?
Two birds are sitting on the wall. One is Peter and the other is Paul. Fly away, Peter, fly away. Paul. Come back, Peter. Come back, Paul.
I like this. Let's do it again. Ready, one, two, three, four. Two birds are sitting on the wall. One is Peter and the other is Paul. Fly away, Peter, fly away. Paul. Come back, Peter. Come back, Paul.
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A little song of love
Bird, can you teach me how to fly?
How to fly to the sky
Oh, once I had a little dream.
I wish I could fly there
Bird, can you lend me your wings?
So I can fly like you.
La la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
Bird, can you sing me a little song?
A little song of love
Bird, can you teach me how to fly?
How to fly to the sky
Oh, once I had a little dream.
I wish I could fly there
Bird, can you lend me your wings?
So I can fly like you.
La la la la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
La la la la la la la.
This parrot tastes much better than chi.
Excerpts from English and Chinese humorous stories
Jack is a young sailor. He lives in England, but he often goes out with his boat.
One summer, he returned from a long voyage and found a new neighbor near his mother's house. They have a beautiful daughter, and Jack likes her very much soon.
He said to her, "My next voyage will start in a few days", Gloria. I love you, and I will marry you when I come back. I will always think of you. I will write to you and send you gifts from every port. "
Jack's first port was Freetown, Africa, from which he sent a parrot to Gloria. It speaks five languages.
When Jack's ship arrived in Australia, there was a letter from Gloria. It says, "Jack, thank you for your parrot. It is much more delicious than chicken. "
Jack is a young sailor. His family lives in England, but he often goes sailing by boat.
One summer, when he returned from a long voyage, he found a new neighbor moved near his mother's house. There was a beautiful daughter in the neighbor's house, and Jack soon fell in love with her.
He said to the girl, "I'm going to sail again in a few days, Gloria. I love you. When I come back from sailing, we will get married. I will always think of you, and I will write to you and give you a gift every time I go to a port. "
Jack's first port was Freetown, Africa, where he gave Gloria a parrot, which can speak five languages.
When Jack's ship arrived in Australia, he received a letter from Gloria. The letter said, "Thanks for the parrot, Chuck. Parrots taste much better than chicken. "
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