The most classic joke of the Three Kingdoms

Lu Bu is among men, and red rabbit is among horses; Fang Tian draws a halberd, specializing in killing his adoptive father.

Cao Cao was born into a family of eunuchs, and Yuan Shao was born into a family of eunuchs.

I am willing to smoke, drink and perm the hair of the Cao family for generations.

Cao Cao became the leading brother in the north, Sun Quan volunteered to draw a circle on the Yangtze River, and Liu Bei silently ate hot pot in Chengdu.

Cao Cao admired Sun Quan very much and once said: "I should have a son like Sun Zhongmou, just my children, bah!" So his son was named Cao Pi. Sun Quan admired Zhuge Liang very much, so his son was named Sun Liang. Liu Bei, however, has always been obsessed with the Diao Chan he met that year, so his son was named Liu Chan.

Cao Cao: Yuan Rang, how do you feel about missing an eye?

Xiahou Dun: It feels like half of the enemies are missing.

Cao Cao asked Xia Houyuan: Miaocai, are you afraid of sending you to fight Zhang Fei? Xia Houyuan: I'm afraid of his hair! Cao Cao was overjoyed: Well done, it's settled, you will fight Zhang Fei today! Xia Houyuan timidly said: Prime Minister, Zhang Fei is so powerful, if you send me there, aren't you asking me to die? Cao Cao: Didn’t you just say you were afraid of him? how.....? Xia Houyuan: I am afraid of his spear. His eight-foot spear is particularly powerful! Cao Cao: Waste...

Before he died, Sun Ce called Sun Quan to his bedside and said to him: "Brother is about to die. From now on, if you don't decide on foreign affairs, ask Zhou Yu, but if you don't decide on internal affairs, Ask Zhang Zhao. "Do you remember?" Sun Quan nodded with tears. Sun Ce just wanted to close his eyes, but he felt uneasy: "Remember, then you say it again." Sun Quan wiped his tears and stood up, and said word by word: "Foreign affairs, never ask Zhou Yu; internal affairs , Never ask Zhang Zhao!" Sun Ce wailed and closed his eyes.