Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - 1 How do you write Mr. and Miss 0?
1 How do you write Mr. and Miss 0?
Mr. 0 is fat and walks slowly. He met Miss 1 on the road. 1 Miss joked that Mr. 0 is so fat that there is no ink in it like a drum. Mr. 0 tied a belt angrily and turned it into the number 8. He proudly said to Miss 1, "Look, I am older than you." 1 Miss blushed, lowered her head and stopped talking. After reading it, Mr. 0 went over and said, "Let's dance." 1 Miss also said happily, "You'd better take off your belt. It's very uncomfortable." Mr. 0 took off his belt and danced with miss/kloc-0. They danced around. Mr. 0 and Miss/kloc-0 danced beautifully. They jumped and jumped to form 10, and in the blink of an eye it became 0 1. They sang and danced together, and it was dark before they knew it. Their two friends parted reluctantly.
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