Jokes to promote Putonghua (25 words)

The countryman came to the supermarket and said, "I want your life (noodles), pig grandson (bamboo shoots)!" " "

The fish seller shouted at the top of his voice, "Fish, fish." Not to be outdone, a jujube seller nearby immediately shouted, "Shit (jujube), shit (jujube)." "Fish." "Oh,no." "Fish." "Shit."

County Party Secretary: "Rabbit, shrimp, pigtail! Without pickles, pickles are too expensive! " Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! )

The county magistrate said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" " "Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )

A new headmaster with a strong accent comes from a university in Guangxi. One day, he walked into the office and said to his secretary seriously, "I'm going to kill someone!" " "The words sound just fell and a female assistant from Ningxia turned pale with fear. After a long time, it turned out that the principal couldn't distinguish between "sand" and "check", but actually wanted to say "I want to check someone"