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The Legend of Officials and Bandits
Author: Perception of Meteor
Chapter One: Natural and Man-made Disasters
Updated on 2011-4-20 22:28:09 Word Count: 3269
Chapter One Natural and man-made disasters
My Lord, it has rained heavily in recent days, and the water level of the Willow River continues to rise. If this continues, the people on the other side of the river will suffer. A water pipe said eagerly, "The day before yesterday, I asked the Ministry of War to mobilize troops to build embankments. It seems that it won't work. So you take 300 soldiers and rush to Liushu Village immediately to let the people move to the predetermined place. If you don't want to leave, give it to me. You can't help me carry it away, but you have to ensure the safety of the people. I'll do it now... It’s been raining heavily for ten consecutive days, so God is too kind to me, Yang Shan! Yang Shan angrily walked out of the house, getting more and more angry when he saw the heavy rain. “I told you, God, you can rain, but don’t go outside. Come out! The maids waiting nearby saw their adults talking to themselves, and they all wanted to laugh but did not dare to show it.
"Who is Yang Shan scolding again!" Who? 'ah! Mr. Li, you really miss me! Say this is a bear hug! Li Ming immediately pouted his beard in his arms. Li Ming coughed twice and said displeasedly, "Okay, okay, you want to break up my old bones. Oh, haha, I saw you were so excited. Li Ming and Yang Shan are as close as father and son. It can also be said that they have forgotten their years." They had known each other for a long time, so they were not too old or too young, and this couple made a lot of jokes.
"I heard you chirping as soon as I walked in. Who are you scolding again?" ! Huh! It’s better if you don’t say it, eh! etc! "What are you doing? Yang Shan said angrily." Li Ming smiled strangely and said to the maid next to him: "Come on, what do you think Mr. Yang belongs to? Sir? Don't be afraid to just say it. Sir, these maids look at the two of them. They are just talking nonsense again. It seems that when important things come to the two of them, bickering is the most important thing...
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