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What was the most humiliating thing you did when you were drunk?
For a long time, I was quite coquettish on the wine table. Although I don't take the initiative to do things, I never give up when others do things. When I was drinking with my roommate, I was quite relaxed, because my family was familiar with it and I didn't feel tied together. I also like doing their things, pretending to be B and saying obscene things. The most obscene thing I said at that time was.
"In this life, employers and employees have never been drunk."
Indeed, with them, I have never been drunk. Even on the night of graduation, only three people were not drunk, and I was among them. I really enjoy the feeling that everyone is drunk and I wake up alone.
So for drinking, I always like it and don't refuse it. It was not until I left school that I realized that there was another person outside the world. That day, I drank three sticks (a small bottle of 200% white wine) first, and then I drank eight bottles of beer, which was the number I remembered before I realized clearly. After that, I don't know.
I have to say that after leaving school, the routine of drinking outside is really deep. I drank too much. In fact, they drank almost half as much as I did. They always have various reasons to let you drink. You think you can't accept it, but it's ok. Just because you are young, you won't. Just because you are frivolous, you don't want to refuse.
So that night, I broke the film, and what happened after that, but what they told me was actually nothing to be ashamed of, that is, I was in a hurry to pee on the road and was attacked at the door. Anyway, there was no one at night, only my brothers saw it, and there was nothing to be ashamed of for a few big men. ........
Or was it just something that hurt me ... I threw up after I got back and threw it on the bed ... There were a lot of thieves, and all the quilts, sheets and pillows I just bought were blown up and finally thrown into .............., which made me feel sick. .....
And at night, I did something I shouldn't do with my mobile phone, and gave a girl a red envelope, because I promised her something long ago. It turned out that it was said that it was sent to her the day after drinking. When I woke up, when I wanted to send it to her, I found that .................
I have already sent it, and I have sent it more than once. I sent it three times ... every time I said the same thing, then I sent a red envelope, said the same thing, and then I sent another red envelope ... It hurt. .......
Anyway, after that time, I was afraid to drink a lot of wine, not because of fear, but because of a philosophy, to keep myself sane and correct my problems.
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