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Funny phrases to describe the hot weather: I met a stranger on the road, looked at each other and smiled, and became an acquaintance.

1. When I went shopping, I saw a lot of acquaintances on the street, but I didn’t recognize any of them.

2. God, you have to let everyone know that this summer is contracted by the Flame Mountain!

3. If only I had as much money as the words I write. . -

4. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Chongqing. He was so hot when he was wearing clothes

5. When he met a stranger on the road, he looked at each other and smiled, and he became an acquaintance. !

6. We are all: sleeping in class, jumping around after class, and failing in exams.

7. The person who asks you out for dinner in this weather must be a life-or-death acquaintance, and the conversation must be about lifelong events!

8. What defeats me is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm. Only today did I understand that "Wherever it's cool, stay there" is definitely not a curse word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the most hidden love.

9. The difference between mental illness and neurosis: one is a mental problem and the other is a neurological problem.

10. There are a lot of liars on the street now. Please be careful when you go out in the future. There was a man on the street today who kept saying it was too hot. I followed him for three streets and he was still alive.

11. In this hot weather, the sun is so hot that it makes people sweat.

12. The weather is too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and turn into a chicken when you get home! Buy a mat and it turns into an electric blanket when you sleep!

13. There are so many scammers on the street now. Everyone, please be careful when going out in the future. There was a person on the street today who kept saying it was too hot. I followed him for three streets and he was still alive.

14. If you meet a robber in the middle of the night and he says he won't let you go unless he sings, what will you sing? - A hero's song. . .

15. Tieguai Li: What kind of medicine is sold in my gourd? It’s all Fengyoujing. Whoever applies it will get a cool breeze.

16. Every wave of life has a halo of happiness; every step of life has a wonderful moment; every color of life has a gorgeous chapter; every friend’s love A greeting expresses profound friendship. My friend, I wish you well and always be happy! The weather is changing, please pay attention to your health!

17. Giant Spirit God: It’s not good to be too big. The sun is right above my head. Who am I to compare with “yang energy” now? All are enough.

18. “It’s so hot that I’m getting tanned” “I’m getting white if I don’t go out at home every day” “Liquid! Great, we can finally have a mixed-race child”

19. That day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came up, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas that looked like clouds, but not clouds, or fog, floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.

20. Who doesn’t know how to play tricks on the spot, and who doesn’t know how to pretend to be fake? You treat me as a bully. Obviously not a stranger, but pretending to be stranger than a stranger

1. Sometimes, what I care about is not what you said, but what you didn’t say.

2. The biggest helplessness in the world is that you love me, but I can’t tell you that I love you too.

3. You learn to cherish something after losing it, because you don’t feel the pain of losing it when you have it.

4. When I smiled stupidly at you, I loved you so much, but now I can’t laugh when I see you.

5. The person who is least vulnerable to injury is not the strongest person, but the person who faces himself most honestly.

6. Confused eyes, blurred vision, dissipated youth, lost years.

7. I really want to know. If I tell you what is in my heart, what will be your attitude towards me?

8. Be gentle or fierce. I want to have a strange self and give myself some surprises.

9. I just walked alone for so long that I got used to being alone.

10. You said you wanted to be with me forever, but I forgot to ask which life.

11. As we walked, we dispersed, and the memories faded. When I looked back, I found that you were gone. Suddenly I was in a mess.

12. I used all my strength to miss someone, but that person never stayed for me.

13. There is a kind of friendship that is not inferior to love, and there is a kind of relationship that is not ambiguous.

14. Never lie to someone you trust; never trust someone who lies to you.

15. Lies told to the ears bring tears to the face.

16. Like a drug addiction, I can’t stop loving you

17. I want to hear your story, regardless of playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, or smoking, drinking and swearing

18. I wander like a dog but always dream that someone can take me home.

19. It’s not that love can’t withstand time, but that time can’t withstand changes.

20. “The whole world can scold me, you can’t do it, you can only spoil me” Mingming They are not strangers, but they pretend to be strangers than strangers

1. If you don’t dare to love or hate, it’s better to be honest. You are you and I am me. Stranger A, B, C, D, whatever you want

2. It’s not that I’m lonely, it’s just that I don’t want to get too familiar with people. It’s really uncomfortable to feel like they drift away after getting to know each other

3. What I like about you is not about how good-looking you are, but about your special characteristics. Time has given me a feeling that no one else can give me

4. You are the good time that I encountered when I was young. I thought I would never find beautiful scenery again in this life

5. Who cares whether you are as affectionate as the sea and sincere? People will only blame you for shouting hoarsely and disturbing people's sleep

6. We were so inseparable at first that it seems difficult to even say a word now

7. Obviously there is no one to talk to, no one to chat with, and I will sleep very late with my mobile phone.

8. I said I haven’t created your QQ password yet, but he said he couldn’t even remember it, really. I instantly hehe.

9. He lost heart, the ruthless gave me.

10. Girl, there is no need to change yourself for others, maybe he doesn’t care about you at all.

11. There is a container in my heart that holds all my unbearableness and cowardice.

12. You are obviously not a stranger, but you pretend to be stranger than a stranger

13. Don’t fall in love, don’t date, don’t skip school, don’t travel, don’t be rebellious, don’t act wild, my dear, Have you fed the dog in your youth?

14. Even if you don’t love, why bother to make so many excuses?

15. Finally one day we separated in what we once thought would be forever

16. Be willing to work harder and become better.

17. Too much hope has turned into disappointment, and too much waiting has turned into regrets. Time cannot be turned back.

18. She said she loves me in my heart. Boy, you are so funny.

19. I kept hiccupping, so I confidently said, "Just drink more water." . So I poured water all afternoon, and finally the hiccups stopped.

20. The consequence of random thoughts is that it becomes more and more uncomfortable

21. I hate it when my friends meet their friends through me, and then the two of them become good friends. Kicked me.

Twenty-two, [I pay attention to everything about you, including the person you like]

Twenty-three, [How can I not see it if I am not blind? Until you say loving words to her]

24. The person who says he loves you may not be able to wait for you, but the person who waits for you must love you very much.

25. We are both good at duplicity and hope that the other person will notice

26. You don’t know that my most insignificant thoughts are just looking up to heaven with you.

27. Sometimes you will hide and chew your own sadness, but sadness is not something that can be chewed up and swallowed with blood

28. I have always believed in small things. The Yellow Man is a distant relative of SpongeBob SquarePants, but one is round and the other is square, one wears a suspender and the other wears a suit.

29. I am most afraid of my friends turning into enemies, because they know where I am the most Fragile.

Thirty. Because I like you, and you also like me. The luckiest thing in the world is this.

Thirty-one. Even if I am passionate about you, you will always be cold.

Thirty-two. There are so many people looking at me and waiting for me to fall. No matter how hard you try, you can't lose.

Thirty-three, he knows your warmth and coldness. I have gained these with my time and tears.

Thirty-six. [What defeats me is not naivety, but naive enthusiasm]

Thirty-seven. You and I are like the meeting of the Baltic Sea and the North Sea, but they cannot merge.

Thirty-eight, he deleted me, I remembered his ID, and I didn’t dare to add it after reading his information for a year.

Thirty-nine, anyway, I always Those who are going to be hurt are more willing to drink your poisonous wine than their sharp swords

Forty. How can you grow up casually without experiencing a few scum.

Four 11. I’m afraid of the disappointed eyes of my parents. I’m afraid of the hot-eyed ridicule of my classmates. I’m afraid of the dazzling doubts of my neighbors. I’m afraid of the sad expressions of my teachers. I hope my dreams will keep blooming

42. Farewell to girls who often send haha I thought she was optimistic, but she just didn't have the strength to hurt anymore -

43. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others

44. If I had a lot of beautiful clothes, if I were thinner and tempered, he would still not like you

45. I had a dog, and I was told not to move, come here, not to move, but then it went crazy.

46. When you think of my kindness one day, maybe I don’t like you that much anymore.

47. The longest relationship I have ever had was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival.

48. Every time you fall, you get closer to the soil of your dreams.

49. If you like someone, you are unwilling to let go of your lips even if your mouth hurts when you eat spicy food. Feel it

50. We live alone and one day we will die alone. Life is nothing but nothingness

51. As time goes by, we grow older and understand. The more you see, the more you see through, and the less and less you are happy.

52. How many scumbags does it take to go from a blue school uniform to a white wedding dress?

53. Swearing doesn’t mean you are a big deal. You are not qualified to let me do it for you. Destroy your own image.

54. [If the whole world is your enemy, then I am willing to be the enemy of the whole world.

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55. I like to listen to sad music over and over in a quiet afternoon or a quiet night, give my heart to the sadness of this scene, and indulge in the sadness.

Fifty-six. You said you love me, why do I feel like you are just lying to me

Fifty-seven. Time has not made me forget you, but it has made me miss you more

Fifty-eight. [You let me understand what it means to do whatever it takes and I will also let you understand what it means to retaliate]

Fifty-nine. The cactus is obviously living well but can no longer accept it. Whose hug

60. He said that no matter how wrong she was, the moment she started crying, it was my fault.

61. How do you know how I am without experiencing it personally? Lonely and embarrassed

62. If you really fall in love with the other person, you really can't be friends after breaking up. Because you will feel sad when you see the other person happy. We are obviously not strangers, but we are strangers than strangers

1. Love cannot be eaten as food, because without it I can still live well and be full. But there is no happiness as before.

2. We cannot be friends after a breakup because we have hurt each other. We cannot be enemies because we have loved each other deeply, so we have become the most familiar strangers.

3. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me crazy all my life

4. The two luckiest things in my life Thing: One thing is that time has finally exhausted my love for you. One thing is that one day a long time ago, I met you

5. When you didn’t understand me, even if I showed you my heart, you wouldn’t understand.

6. It turns out that there is no wrong path, only the wrong choice. There is nothing wrong with love, only fate is wrong.

7. We are obviously not strangers, but we are strangers than strangers.

8. Occasionally, you will find me and contact me, but your sudden appearance will still stir up my heartstrings. However, I have also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, smile heartlessly, and will no longer shed those cheap tears. Then I heard you say softly: You have changed.

9. Coffee is coffee. No matter how much sugar is added, it will still have a slight bitterness.

10. Some people say: There is no secret behind true love. The person who said this neither understands love nor secrets.

11. It turns out that not all injuries will be fine as long as you say sorry.

12. When we were young, we gave up, thinking that it was just a relationship, but later we realized that it was actually a lifetime.

Thirteen, I like you. Not because I chose you, but because you chose me.

14. I am very good, I don’t make noises or show off, I don’t feel wronged or ridiculed, and I don’t need others to know.

15. There is a kind of pain that you don’t understand. I can cover it up with a smile and package it with indifference. You don't understand this kind of pain, because we are at the end of the road. You indulge in your world, and I stick to my heart.

16. When a person keeps missing, he is not missing, but chewing the bitterness of sadness.

17. The feeling of missing you is like drinking a glass of ice-cold water and then turning into hot tears.

18. I thought that as long as I smiled every day, I could not see my worries; I thought that as long as I closed my eyes, I could not see the whole world; I thought that as long as I covered my ears, I could I can't hear those troubles; however, I forgot that after all, those are just my thoughts.

19. I know that you don’t have me in your heart and will never be able to achieve what you want, but I can’t help but let you see the truest me and hide the injured me.

20. One person’s strength, one person’s tears, and one person’s helplessness.

21. No matter how bumpy the road ahead is, we will walk hand in hand.