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Give some conversation jokes.
When we first met, the steamed stuffed bun was dressed as a light and elegant vegetable bag.
Steamed Bun respectfully said, Hello, Uncle, I am Steamed Bun.
Big steamed bread said coldly, take off your clothes.
Steamed bread obediently took off his fur coat.
When the big steamed bread looked at it, it cursed the steamed bread: You idiot, you still want to marry my steamed bread, get out of here!
With that, he drove the steamed stuffed bun away.
Steamed bread never gave up, learned their lesson, dressed as delicious meat buns, and came to steamed bread's home again.
The steamed stuffed bun respectfully said, hello, uncle, I am the steamed stuffed bun who came last time.
Big steamed bread said coldly, take off your clothes.
The steamed stuffed bun obediently took off his fur coat again.
As soon as the big steamed bread looked at it, it cursed the steamed bread: you are a fleshy head and want to marry my steamed bread. Get out of here!
Then he drove the steamed stuffed bun away.
The steamed stuffed bun was so angry that he summed up his experience, dressed as My Sweetie's bean paste bag and came to Manjuya again.
The steamed stuffed bun said respectfully, uncle, you don't have to say it. I'll take it off myself
Say, take off your fur coat.
When the big steamed bread looked at it, it cursed the steamed bread: You playboy, you still want to marry my steamed bread, so get out of here!
Then he went to catch the steamed stuffed bun again.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the steamed stuffed bun fell to the ground, holding a big bag and crying, please, grandfather, what do you want me to do?
Big steamed bread is soft-hearted, and says to steamed bread earnestly: Son, I know your heart, but I only have one daughter, and I must give her the best happiness.
The steamed stuffed bun patted his chest and assured the big steamed bread: Don't worry, I will treat the steamed bread well.
Big steamed bread said: Is there a relationship between ancestors and Tianjin Goubuli?
The steamed stuffed bun said: It doesn't matter.
Big bag said: I'm not talking about you. You are neither an official nor a noble family. You have no power or influence. You are a poor steamed bread. What happiness will you bring to my steamed bread?
The steamed stuffed bun said: I really like steamed bread.
Big steamed bread said: There are many people in my family who like steamed bread and pursue it, and the conditions are better than yours. Look at the fried dough sticks. They are taller than you.
The steamed stuffed bun said: Fried dough sticks are no good, they are too thin and the skin is too black.
Big steamed bread said: China steamed buns are richer and more expensive than you.
The steamed stuffed bun said: China steamed stuffed bun is not good either, it is slippery and unreliable.
Big steamed bread said: tofu brain, gentler than you, more considerate than you.
The steamed stuffed bun said: Tofu brain is even worse and too weak. That's what men's big tofu means.
Big steamed bread said: there are tea eggs, mature and steady, deep heat, much more delicious than you.
The steamed stuffed bun said: I can't find tea eggs, be careful of bird flu.
Big steamed bread said, I like this last one best. It's our relative, Hua Juan.
The steamed stuffed bun said: the state stipulates that close relatives cannot get married.
Big steamed bread said: I want you to take care of it. They are white and fat, and their hair has been permed, which is much worse than you, a bumpkin.
The steamed stuffed bun said: I really like steamed bread. But if you really want to marry the steamed bread to the flower roll, I will send my wedding wishes.
In a blink of an eye, it's the big day of flowers and steamed buns. Steamed buns stood silently, looking at the happy couple in front of them. Steamed buns were secretly sad and wept.
Just then, suddenly a customer walked into the auditorium, looked at the steamed bread, flower rolls and fried dough sticks in front of him up and down, and licked his tongue from time to time.
Suddenly, they were shocked and at a loss. The customer chose for a while, and his eyes suddenly stopped on the steamed bread. Steamed bread got married today, gorgeous and shiny. It is called a charming little steamed bread, which really aroused people's appetite. Just at that moment, the steamed stuffed bun jumped up and stepped forward. At this critical moment, the customer's hand finally stopped in front of the steamed bread and the steamed bread was saved.
Both steamed bread and flower rolls are bought by customers, and they all know what kind of ending awaits them.
In the lunch box, Hua Juan sincerely said to the steamed stuffed bun, I'm sorry that our marriage has caused you trouble.
The steamed stuffed bun said coldly, I called that man, and I can't let you be together even if I die.
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