Super funny short cross talk in grade three.

A and B (together): Hello everyone! (Bowing)

A festival is coming. What day is today? Do you know that?/You know what?

B: What?

A: What other day could it be? 1 month 1 day is not New Year's Day, can it still be a square egg?

You mean round eggs? Aren't all eggs round?

A: Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking about Chinese New Year!

Okay, let's get down to business. I heard that CCTV is holding a get-together, and the host level is really not good!

A: Isn't it? At the beginning of the party, the host came out to announce the curtain call (with a turning point): "The New Year's Eve party is over!" "

B: Huh? Really? How did it end before it started?

A: That's nothing. There will be worse!

B: What's the matter?

A: The next program is the Yellow River Chorus. In order to make up for the previous mistakes, the host specially added a line (full of passion): "The Yellow River is our mother river! It has a long history and has given birth to countless Chinese sons and daughters. Please enjoy the chorus (stretching tone)-"Song of the Yangtze River"! "

B: Look at the excitement. You can't tell the Yangtze River from the Yellow River!

A: Another program is the dance when the maple leaves are red, and the host comes up again (holding his chest with both hands, sweetly): "Please enjoy the dance-when the red leaves are crazy."

This is nowhere to be found! I don't think Hongye is crazy, but I'm going crazy!

A: Next, the host recited the soundtrack prose Huangguoshu Waterfall (lyrical, b humming music): "Today I'm going to visit the world-famous Huangguoshu. At the foot of the mountain, we began to March over mountains and mountains. I was shocked! I saw a rag hanging on the cliff ... "(interrupted by B)

B: A rag! When did the rag that wiped the table run halfway up the mountain?

A: Don't be too busy laughing! There are more interesting things!

B: Huh?

A: The next program is the children's solo "Little Girl Picking Mushrooms", and the host came up again (with a clear voice): "Please enjoy the children's solo-"Little Girl Picking Mushrooms "!"

B: Ha ha! This little mushroom is really amazing!

A: Next is the flute solo "Whipping a whip and driving a horse to transport grain", which is about the happy scene of farmers harvesting and driving a carriage to transport grain after autumn. The host announced: "Please enjoy the performance of the only son's flute-Whipping the Horses and Riding the Rogues!" "

B: Huh? What kind of only child is this? Still carrying hooligans!

A: The last program is Xinjiang folk song "Lift your hijab". The host was confident this time and said unhurriedly (confidently): "Please enjoy the Xinjiang folk song" Lift Your Head "! (with action) "

(B turned to run, but was stopped by A) A: Crosstalk is not finished yet. What are you running for?

B: I'll lose my head if I don't leave!

A and B (bow together): Thank you! (Step down)