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Once upon a time, there was a pair of boyfriend and girlfriend. This woman likes playing golf, but she always misses it.

Whenever a woman misses, a man always says loudly, "Shit! Awkward again! "

Often in this way, the woman is very angry and says, "Don't call names again! Otherwise we will break up! "

The man didn't want to break up, so he said to the woman, "All right, all right, then I swear. If I swear again in the future, I will crack it with thunder!" " "

The woman started to fight again and missed!

The man scolded again: "Shit! Awkward again! "

At this time, the voice of lightning in the sky sounded. ...

"ah!" The woman screamed-she was struck by lightning.

God frowned and said, "Shit, it's crooked."

Hand-to-hand, listen to what others say, this is not a cold joke.