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Help translate English! ! ! thank you

Introduce Duke University chemistry professor, Bunker for many years. One year, the two players got first-class and quite good conditions in all the tests and midterm. They all have a solid answer: these two friends are so confident that they entered the finals one week before the weekend. Although they finally had chemistry class on Monday, they decided to go to the University of Virginia to get together with some friends.

They have plenty of time. However, their hangover and fatigue, and they overslept all Sunday, didn't bring it back to Duke until Monday morning. They found Professor Bunker after the final exam and explained to him how they missed the final exam. They told him that they went to the University of Virginia for the weekend and planned to come back to study, but they had a flat tire on the road last time and there were no spare parts. Therefore, they returned to campus very late.

Bunker thinks this and agrees that they can take the last day. Bunker told them that the two guys were very happy and satisfied and went to study the next night. He put them in different rooms and gave everyone a test manual. He told them to start.

The first problem they look at is about some simple solutions (dissolution). Worth five points. "Cool", they think, "This will be an easy ending". Then, they put the web page. They were unprepared, but everything they saw was gone. There are only two words in this question: (95 points) What tires?