Making fun of the world is a joke in hell.

1. Some people always sell what they have in exchange for what they don't have.

2. One day, San Xiao cried because San Xiao appeared!

I have done two things wrong in my life, one is to live and the other is to live.

4. How big is your body to support your filthy soul!

5. Living in my heart, have you paid the rent?

6. If life deceives me, then I will also deceive life.

7. My sister is a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.

Don't pose in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but want to drop my camera.

9. The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

10, it doesn't matter if you have a heart.

1 1, breaking up is boring. Play divorce if you can!

12. I did well in the exam, relying on my deskmate.

13, when I was at school, I was fooling around with that money, but now I am fooling around!

14, self-love, first of all, selfish, only selfish can love deeply.

15, Guinness World Records: The world's largest coffee table covers an area of 9.6 million square kilometers and can hold 65.438+0.3 billion cups.

16, taking the road of RMB makes people have no choice!

17, if I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

18, Sanlu milk powder, stepmother's choice.

19, breaking up with you, because you are not even worthy to hold hands!

20. We are just passers-by, playing the world collective game here. Whether you lose or I win, we will play games together in the end!

2 1, tell me, do you want to die or not?

22. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

23. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

24. I despise those who often chat with expressions.

25, you let me down, I let you even have no chance to go on stage.

From heaven to hell, I passed by non-mainstream quotations that are popular all over the world on the Internet.

They say I'm beautiful, but in fact I wear makeup.

I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad.

First love is infinitely good, just hanging up early.

In any case, either make mistakes or cooperate.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Time flies, and when the song ends, no one will miss it.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

Loving the person you love is a kind of happiness in itself, and you can recall the past.

The essence of ambiguity is passion! The essence of love is insipid.

My choice is to love you or love you more, and your choice is to love me or not.

If you offend me, I will make you feel the beauty of life!

Life is too hard. In order to master one more eating skill, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to find relatives.

Money can't reshape that ugly and dirty heart.

I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

People struggle for breath, but what comes out is a lump of shit.

I'm tall, tall and intelligent. I use BBK!

In the workplace, like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

Self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.

I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

From heaven to hell, I pass by!

Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

You will be bored if you go out to play.

Smart women deal with men, stupid women deal with women.

Is the departure of the stool the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass?

From heaven to hell, I pass by!

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-1. The most hurtful words always come from the gentlest mouth.

2. My website, you are the landlord.

3. People are iron and fans are steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic!

4. Face is given by others, but lost by yourself.

Honey, my eyelashes are drowning.

6. If you think too much, you will get hurt too badly.

7. Sadness turns left and happiness comes.

8. Dream, anything is possible.

9. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

10. Face down first, there is nothing you can do.

1 1. It's a pity not to reprint.

12. No one is holding hands, so I just take a ride.

13. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.

14. You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

15. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

16. Standing at the O-junction of life.

17. Most of the so-called beautiful women are slaves of cosmetics.

18. In high school, we are as busy as grandchildren, but we can still be as happy as NB; In college, we idled around like NB, but we couldn't find the happiness of being a grandson.

19. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

20. You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge.

2 1. You can't treat me as a holiday just because we have problems.

22. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more confused.

23. A "bad man" must have a good appearance, otherwise, he doesn't deserve to be a bad man or a bad man in a woman's heart.

24. Where you fall, you get up. You always fall down there. I suspect there is a pit!

25. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

26. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

27. Don't challenge my personality with your temper, it will make you die rhythmically!

28. Bad guys need strength, while scum need taste more.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

30. Alas, this man has a straight figure, and even his headache is partial.

3 1. Mixed society is a physical activity, and it pays attention to four lessons: flash and prance.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I don't know the tune, and sometimes I don't know the tune.

33. The house is rotten and the future is uncertain.

34. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

35. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

36. From heaven to hell, I pass by!

37. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

38. If you make a mistake, forget it. It's over anyway.

39. Work QQ, refuse to chat, charge 50 cents if you want to chat strongly, punctuation, half price, 30% discount on monthly card, and double at night.

40. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

4 1. The difficulty of marriage is that we love each other's advantages, but live with her shortcomings.

42. Traveling means going from one's own place to another.

43. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

44. Time is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and there is a touch of youth sadness in the middle.

45. Ask who is the most enlightened person in the world, and I will do my part.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

47. Born in poverty, the five elements are short of money.

48. grandstanding can be flattering or falling out of favor.

49. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.

Tonight, let's use the cold war to keep warm!

202 1 domineering personality: I came from hell and passed by in heaven.

1. I'm from hell. I'm going to heaven and passing through the world.

I want to tell you that I am not your father or your mother, and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

My husband is not as domineering as his father.

I am overbearing because I am overbearing.

Don't say you are from the city. Now the earth is called a village.

6. Good upbringing and law-abiding sense of social responsibility prevented me from hitting you directly.

7. Be a difficult person, throw your face at the person you hate, and tell the person you like aboveboard that you would rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

8. I am determined to destroy your country and cut off your green water. I want you to die, and I want you to live forever.

9. I just want someone to know that I didn't say anything and it's not really okay; When I try to smile, someone can know that I am not really happy.

10. You should live proudly. At the age of sixteen, there were many suitors. When you were sixty years old, some hooligans whistled at you. There is more than love in your life.

1 1. If you can't love someone, it will be the whole world.

12. If my sovereign treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, blow up his Huaguoshan.

13. In the name of youth, do enough of these bad things in luxury, and then go back and correct them in time before the age of 30. From then on, take off your childish coat and take away your wisdom. Then, be a qualified person, begin to take responsibility, and begin to love life and the world tenaciously.

14. Being kind doesn't mean that I am easy to bully, but I don't want to argue with dogs.

15. Missing after losing is doomed to be a bitch.

16. Ignore the joys and sorrows, face the silent ending with a smile, wake up with a smile, be less persistent and more free and easy.

17. Don't give up even if you are devastated!

18. I am my own God and live in my paradise.

19. Let me love you and offer all my ambitions, intrigues and tricks.

20. Love without reservation, never look back when you leave.

2 1. I am angular, angry, poisonous and stinging. Don't come near me out of curiosity.

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22. Remember those who hurt you, because they taught you to be strong.

23. You shot me and I said it was an accident. Do you believe I stabbed you to death? Do you think my hands are shaking?

24. When someone insults you, remember that a lion won't turn around because he hears a dog barking!

25. My life is up to me, and heaven will destroy me.

26. Drink if you have a stomachache, self-harm if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and take sedatives if you are lovelorn, but please don't tell the person I like that you are in a bad mood.

27. I have never felt that I respect myself, but what qualifications do you have to be equal to me?

28. If you are considered unsociable, you will be unsociable. If you are called a freak, you are a freak. You'll be as short as a fart all your life. Calm down.

29. You failed me in this relationship, and I will try my best to make you kneel and cry in the future. You can say that I will do whatever it takes, and the defects will be reported. That's who I am. I'm more than that