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What does it mean to dress up as a pig and eat a tiger? What cars dress up as a pig and eat a tiger?

I saw an R36 with Hong Kong and Macao licenses in the basement of the community. My wife said that such a broken public also has Hong Kong and Macao licenses? I told her, look at the huge brake discs and calipers. It can run the second fastest in this community.

Journey to the West, but it left one legend after another in the Jianghu: man and vehicle in one, flying close to the ground, the originator of turbines, collision safety lights exploding, and so on. Now people are talking about -1 acceleration, but what about the middle acceleration? What is the stability of the vehicle at high speed? (The modification should be put aside here) It's all about testing the coordination between the adjustment of engine, gearbox and chassis and tires and brakes. ?

a high-performance vehicle takes care of daily life, not for the track, hidden in the city and ordinary! But it has a surging heart, just like Lu Bu met a red rabbit, which is the so-called integration of people and cars; He also has a real fighter pedigree, and he can really be called a real close-to-ground flight. But he was ill-fated, and after many twists and turns, he was still doomed. Perhaps this is his best destination. When it comes to brand, it's absolutely low-grade goods, and when it comes to appearance, it's absolutely cottage appearance, but such a car has an acceleration of 4.9 seconds per 1 kilometers and 12.93 seconds per 4, and its performance can only be compared with that of more than 5, upward performance steel guns, while Tang is an SUV that locates at home. It's really a wonderful model.

Volkswagen phaeton.

There is a good joke: a buddy drives a Phaeton to refuel, and the staff says Passat can add 93, not 97. ? Eldest brother was reluctant to open the cover at that time: Have you ever seen a 12-cylinder Passat?

have you heard of Ford focus RS four-wheel drive small steel cannon that can drift? That's this small steel cannon Fox RS from Ford, which was praised by the host "Gorilla" many times on the Top Gear program. In terms of power, the Fox RS is equipped with a 2.3T turbocharged engine with a maximum power of 35 HP. In addition to the drifting driving mode, it also has a supercharged function, which can reach a maximum torque of 47 Nm.