Classic funny quotations in 2009

A, 1, "From the front, it is a great god (God); On the other hand, it is a dog. In fact, people who do evil are in turn trying to live. " -a lot of things are different from another angle.

2. Guanyin Bodhisattva, please cancel all accounts of Black Bear Monster, Green Lion Monster and Yellow Eyebrow Old Demon. We can't afford it, damn it. You sent us to deal with Tang Priest and his disciples, but you raised their level to such a high level. How to fight? Especially the Monkey King, equipped with high attribute points and summoning skills, the most exasperating thing is that physical attacks are invalid, fire immune attacks and magic immune attacks ... Don't say that we are single and the team can't beat us! Forget it, I got off, 88.

Life is full of blessings, but people are not satisfied. If you think hard, being unarmed is bliss. Considering the hardships of traveling, riding a donkey is a blessing. Think of hunger and cold, suffering, full of warmth is bliss. Thinking about the pain of illness, no illness is bliss. Thinking of sleeping in a humble room is a blessing. Think of panic and pain. Peace is bliss. Considering the hardship of unemployment, domestic workers are blessed. Considering the hard work of overtime, sleeping in peace of mind is a blessing. Thinking about bitterness, silence is bliss. Considering the bitterness of parting, reunion is a blessing.

4. Bajie! You idiot! It's already ten miles, so you can't change a song to hum! Keep singing "Blessing" and watch Master cry!

Second, 1. Amitabha, monk, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...

2. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you, love, lovesickness, unrequited love, longing, waiting, disappointment, temptation, suffering from loss, pain, farewell to the world, reminiscing about the past ... all these things have been experienced because of you, and I will never regret it.

3, perhaps, love is willing to pay and share with * * *. Hold hands, don't just say goodbye. -don't wait until you lose it to know the value; Don't wait until you get hurt to beg for forgiveness; Some things are lost and never come back.

4. Some people have lived all their lives, but never really lived a whole day! Because they either look back on the past or look forward to the future and never live in the present.

You get along with your problems day and night, and you try your best to reach a settlement with yourself. Sometimes, even if you win everyone, you may lose to your own demons.

6. Saying I love you is not necessarily true love; If you say you don't love you, then you really must have loved.

7. Living among these precious people, the sunshine is strong and the water waves are gentle. "

One day, I will sing to you in the morning light of other worlds: "I have seen you before in the light of the earth and in the love of people." (by Tagore)

9. The distant scenery is always more beautiful, clearer, out of reach, always better and more precious. On the road of pursuit, we should also grasp what is in front of us and what is around us.

10. Meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, neither earlier nor later, you happened to catch up. Except to ask softly, "Oh, are you there?"

1 1, you always have something better to do: don't like the Weibo you are watching? Jump away at once and watch something else. Don't like the episode you are watching? Change the channel and watch something else. Don't like this new friend? Get out of here and meet other people. Don't waste your life, but put up with what you don't have to. After putting up with them, it is not worth wasting your life complaining or cursing. You must have better things to do. ~ ~ Kang Yong, a kind message to a cruel society.

12, most people in this world have neither great positive nor humble negative. They live a hard life (see the sun), observe discipline and abide by the law. From any point of view, they are all human beings standing on the earth.

13, the sudden arrival of youth: we constantly change our views on her, and she always deceives us; And our good wishes and fresh dreams, like fallen leaves in autumn, fade, corrode and disappear so quickly. (Excerpted from Eugen onegin)

14. Learn to love your body. Because of the pimples on my knees and the birthmark on my body, I began to feel perfect. (by "20 things to do before the age of 20")

15, a lot of helplessness that can't be turned back, and a lot of uneasiness in the road ahead.

16, I miss my love all my life. I'm just looking for someone. Avoiding getting wet when it rains is as simple as holding an umbrella. I want to wait for this person all my life. I disappear today and look forward to the next step. Although I don't know when it will happen, I will continue to wait. When I am kissed in the near future, I will know how to keep your heart with love. Waiting for others

17, the most painful thing is that if something disappears, it will disappear forever and never come back. -but you have to leave a thin, sharp needle stuck in your heart and you can't pull it out. If it wants to hurt you, you have to hurt it.