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"If you marry my son, you will marry 200,000, and there is no bride price". Do you still want to get married?

My family is from the countryside, and I went to college in this city, so I found a good job in this city after graduating from college and stayed in this city for development.

After working for a year, I met Xiaoxue at a friend's party. She is a local, and her family is a single woman. She dressed beautifully that day and smiled beautifully. I fell in love with her at first sight Later, after my pursuit, we became boyfriend and girlfriend.

Once Xiaoxue took me to her home to meet her parents. After his parents learned about my situation, Xiaoxue's family didn't object, just told me that as long as I really treated Xiaoxue. After a long time, I learned more about her parents. Xiaoxue's mother said to rent the house. If you don't mind, you can move in with us, so you can save some money. I agreed and moved to their house.

Xiaoxue's mother is very kind and often does housework at home. And I often help Xiaoxue wash clothes, sometimes even my clothes. I'm particularly embarrassed, just say you don't have to wash mine. I'll wash mine myself. It's too much trouble. She said that we are all family and don't need to be strangers.

When Xiaoxue and I planned to get married, their family knew that my family was poor, and they didn't even ask me for a bride price. They also told me that they wanted to marry Xiaoxue for 200,000 yuan. At that time, I thought it was really a lifelong happiness to marry a sensible girl like Xiaoxue.

But the night after our wedding, my mother and Xiaoxue had a problem. According to our custom, after the bride enters the house, my relatives here will give the bride a red envelope, which is usually the bride's, but my mother thinks she has owed a lot for my wedding, so she wants to take all the money to pay off her debts, but my wife thinks it is her money, so they quarreled so rudely.

Two days later, my mother asked my wife to do housework. I don't want to do this. I thought I had only been here for a few days, so I got a job and resigned. My mother and I had another quarrel. She can't stand it. After quarreling for two days, she packed her things and went back to her parents' house.